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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: zblewski on November 24, 2007, 10:10:00 pm

Title: ITT: Ask Zblewski Anything
Post by: zblewski on November 24, 2007, 10:10:00 pm
... anything not pertaining to my campaign. There's a topic wher you can ask anything on that.

Now. Let's get the ball rolling.
Title: ITT: Ask Zblewski Anything
Post by: Untelligent on November 24, 2007, 10:50:23 pm
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch?
Title: ITT: Ask Zblewski Anything
Post by: zblewski on November 24, 2007, 11:01:50 pm
Quote from: Untelligent
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch?

Approximately 20cm3 before explosion, and .8cm3 worth of fragments after the blast.
Title: ITT: Ask Zblewski Anything
Post by: Vector on November 25, 2007, 11:07:19 am
how many spartans would it take to stop chuck norris?
Title: ITT: Ask Zblewski Anything
Post by: Dagny Taggart on November 25, 2007, 11:08:40 am
Just how dead is the Chuck Norris meme?
Title: ITT: Ask Zblewski Anything
Post by: Vector on November 25, 2007, 11:20:14 am
very
like
very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very dead
Title: ITT: Ask Zblewski Anything
Post by: —- on November 25, 2007, 01:15:30 pm
42.
Title: ITT: Ask Zblewski Anything
Post by: Vector on November 25, 2007, 01:17:35 pm
nah 41.89542
Title: ITT: Ask Zblewski Anything
Post by: dark tyrant on November 25, 2007, 03:09:15 pm
Who would win, Master Chief or Darth Vader?
Title: ITT: Ask Zblewski Anything
Post by: zblewski on November 25, 2007, 03:17:02 pm
Quote from: Vector
how many spartans would it take to stop chuck norris?

301.

Quote from: Dagny Taggart
Just how dead is the Chuck Norris meme?

A year dead.

Quote from: dark tyrant
Who would win, Master Chief or Darth Vader?

Gotta go with Master Chief.
Title: ITT: Ask Zblewski Anything
Post by: dark tyrant on November 25, 2007, 03:19:27 pm
Who would win, Darth Vader or Loren?
Title: ITT: Ask Zblewski Anything
Post by: zblewski on November 25, 2007, 06:12:25 pm
Quote from: dark tyrant
Who would win, Darth Vader or Loren?

Loren's girl-cooties would easily overpower Vader.

Her girl-cooties also act like a natural lubricant with warming traits.
Title: ITT: Ask Zblewski Anything
Post by: Lord Doom on November 25, 2007, 06:13:52 pm
what did i eat for breakfast?
Title: ITT: Ask Zblewski Anything
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on November 25, 2007, 09:48:29 pm
Corn tonics.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f5/Corn-tonics-box.JPG)