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Title: So I got a great surprise for the first night of Hanukah.
Post by: Flask on December 04, 2007, 08:28:40 pm
My dad asked me to go to our Cousin's house to help move a bureau. I was initially hesitant (I don't like picking up heavy objects due to my problems), but I finally gave in and got ready. My mother offers to come along to see our cousin's wife, which made me more sceptical. So we get in the car and ride over to their house. We walk in, greet our Cousin, start talking about the house and such. My dad and our Cousin go upstairs to eyeball the bureau. About five minutes later they come back down, and my cousin is holding a small, blackish gray kitten in his arms. I hold her for a while, and eventually the kitten's sisters are brought down. We have a bit of fun playing with the little furballs.

Needless to say, I come home from the short trip toting a pet carrying case. In it is my new kitten, Bureau.
Title: So I got a great surprise for the first night of Hanukah.
Post by: Prince Tomb on December 04, 2007, 08:31:50 pm
hold da phone... your a Jewish Scotsman? oh this is too good to be true!
Title: So I got a great surprise for the first night of Hanukah.
Post by: Mr_Cynic on December 04, 2007, 08:35:03 pm
Quote from: Prince Tomb
hold da phone... your a Jewish Scotsman? oh this is too good to be true!

New sig!
Title: So I got a great surprise for the first night of Hanukah.
Post by: Prince Tomb on December 04, 2007, 08:38:31 pm
Quote from: Mr_Cynic
Quote from: Prince Tomb
hold da phone... your a Jewish Scotsman? oh this is too good to be true!

New sig!
Title: So I got a great surprise for the first night of Hanukah.
Post by: smeeth on December 04, 2007, 08:49:59 pm
Congrats on the bureau!
Title: So I got a great surprise for the first night of Hanukah.
Post by: Flask on December 04, 2007, 09:07:39 pm
I'm a sensitive guy, believe it or not. I love cats.

And yes, I'm a Scottish, Polish, Russian, Irish, Canadian, American. Mostly Polish and Scottish.
Title: So I got a great surprise for the first night of Hanukah.
Post by: schneereich on December 04, 2007, 09:42:14 pm
kittens are so amusing. i also love cats.
i'm also scottish (im from glasgow).
but not jewish
Title: So I got a great surprise for the first night of Hanukah.
Post by: Flask on December 04, 2007, 09:46:47 pm
She keeps trying to escape and explore, and I can't let her go yet. This is pretty funny though.
Title: So I got a great surprise for the first night of Hanukah.
Post by: Flask on December 04, 2007, 11:33:32 pm
DOES NO ONE FIND THE NAME BUREAU FUNNY AND AWESOME?
Title: So I got a great surprise for the first night of Hanukah.
Post by: wethepeople on December 05, 2007, 12:35:29 am
If I ever get a cat its name is gonna be "Tank"

And if I get a dog its name has to be, "Bowels".

<_<
Title: So I got a great surprise for the first night of Hanukah.
Post by: Prince Tomb on December 05, 2007, 03:14:53 am
Quote from: wethepeople
If I ever get a cat its name is gonna be "Tank"

And if I get a dog its name has to be, "Bowels".

<_<
haha my turtles name is Tank, he's a Russian Tortoise lol

and Flask kittens are awesome don't be ashamed of that. and the Jew/Polish makes sense but a Jewish Scotsman? thats just too funny
Title: So I got a great surprise for the first night of Hanukah.
Post by: Flask on December 05, 2007, 06:53:05 am
I'm not ashamed. I love kittens. They're sweet.

And yes, being a Jewish Scotsman is funny, I guess.
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Post by: Prince Tomb on December 05, 2007, 12:43:06 pm
(http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff164/nemesis372466/943507547_d1960ae902.jpg)
how cute
Title: So I got a great surprise for the first night of Hanukah.
Post by: Flask on December 05, 2007, 12:44:09 pm
I should take a picture of Bureau and post it....hm.
Title: So I got a great surprise for the first night of Hanukah.
Post by: Prince Tomb on December 05, 2007, 12:48:18 pm
Quote from: Flask
I should take a picture of Bureau and post it....hm.
Yes you should. go. do it now.
Title: So I got a great surprise for the first night of Hanukah.
Post by: Vice Man on December 05, 2007, 01:00:50 pm
Kittens are the cutest things ever. Also, I like the name Bureau.
Title: So I got a great surprise for the first night of Hanukah.
Post by: Flask on December 05, 2007, 03:09:35 pm
(http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j111/Baceman6/DCFC0035.jpg)

(http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j111/Baceman6/DCFC0033.jpg)

(http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j111/Baceman6/DCFC0026.jpg)
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Post by: Vector on December 05, 2007, 05:08:39 pm
I'm gonna die when i stay at your house now X_X
fucking algeries
well, im sure i still have something lying around for it

also: awesome, and looks kinda like wiskers (the cat i had for 2 weeks before we found out the me my dad and ben were alergic to cats)
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Post by: eliminat on December 05, 2007, 05:24:41 pm
Cat allergies suck...   My g/f has 4 cats.   Like the cats... wish I could continue breathing through my nose....
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Post by: Flask on December 05, 2007, 05:27:19 pm
Ah, allergies. I hope she jumps on you. But she's a pretty cool cat. Bureau is very well-mannered.
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Post by: Shyox on December 05, 2007, 05:42:20 pm
You named it Bureau.


>.>

Teehee, It's nice, it's uniquely awesome.




But still teehee.
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Post by: d0llface87 on December 05, 2007, 05:58:30 pm
Aww! It's so cute  
Title: So I got a great surprise for the first night of Hanukah.
Post by: Flask on December 05, 2007, 06:08:50 pm
Bureau is a nice name. I call her Reau for short sometimes.

And yes, she is very cute.
Title: So I got a great surprise for the first night of Hanukah.
Post by: Vector on December 05, 2007, 06:37:12 pm
Quote from: Flask
Ah, allergies. I hope she jumps on you. But she's a pretty cool cat. Bureau is very well-mannered.

meh, going to doctor soon and i'll get something for it
Title: So I got a great surprise for the first night of Hanukah.
Post by: MeatyDoughnut on December 05, 2007, 06:42:03 pm
wook at the wittle kitty witty.
I love cats ears. And when they walk along windowsills. >_>b
Title: So I got a great surprise for the first night of Hanukah.
Post by: Lord Doom on December 05, 2007, 06:45:38 pm
shouldve named the kitten "StudMuffin" or "SexyMcSexPants"
Title: So I got a great surprise for the first night of Hanukah.
Post by: Prince Tomb on December 05, 2007, 07:57:05 pm
Kitty!
Title: So I got a great surprise for the first night of Hanukah.
Post by: Flask on December 05, 2007, 09:38:30 pm
=D

I would not dishonor my cat like that, Doom. Only a sick individual would shout out of their doorway "SexyMcSexPants! Come back inside or you don't get your tuna!".
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Post by: Ganon5 on December 05, 2007, 09:58:38 pm
Some of my friends own a kitten named Optimus Prime >_>
Tis an awesome kitten though (aren't they all?)
Title: So I got a great surprise for the first night of Hanukah.
Post by: evil greg guy on December 05, 2007, 10:01:55 pm
ZOMG, im trying to get my parents tolet me opfficially change our cats name to Megatron
Title: So I got a great surprise for the first night of Hanukah.
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on December 05, 2007, 10:17:05 pm
Quote from: Flask
I'm a sensitive guy, believe it or not. I love cats.

And yes, I'm a Scottish, Polish, Russian, Irish, Canadian, American. Mostly Polish and Scottish.

All good minus canadian..might wanna not spread that around..
Title: So I got a great surprise for the first night of Hanukah.
Post by: evil greg guy on December 05, 2007, 10:17:46 pm
*stabs Marx*

Fucker
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Post by: Prince Tomb on December 05, 2007, 11:18:32 pm
Meet Tank my Russian Tortoise i think he's 11 years old but i've only had him for 5-6 years now
(http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff164/nemesis372466/12-05-07_2107.jpg)
(http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff164/nemesis372466/12-05-07_2108.jpg)
Title: So I got a great surprise for the first night of Hanukah.
Post by: Flask on December 06, 2007, 12:04:27 am
Hah. Bureau and my Guinea Pig Barbarossa could totally whoop your turtle, dood. Well, he could maybe bonk them with his shell...it's a toss-up.
Title: So I got a great surprise for the first night of Hanukah.
Post by: Prince Tomb on December 06, 2007, 12:15:07 am
naw your right my turtle would lose lol he's a small turtle. was gonna name him something ironically outta place like Bowser but Tank just fit better lol
Title: So I got a great surprise for the first night of Hanukah.
Post by: Flask on December 06, 2007, 12:25:35 am
He's a'ight though.
Title: So I got a great surprise for the first night of Hanukah.
Post by: bioakky on December 06, 2007, 05:56:16 pm
Kitty is preparing to reach critical mass.

It's not there yet.