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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Damen on December 11, 2007, 09:40:21 pm

Title: Lord Xenu and Pals
Post by: Damen on December 11, 2007, 09:40:21 pm

Meet Lord Xenu. He's awesome and badass...

Lord Xenu: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *eats a kitten*

Tank: Xenu, baby...?

...and gay?!

Tank: Xenu, do you love me?

Xenu: I love you, but I don't know if I'm IN love with you...

Suspense

Crunka: *holding gun* WHO ARE YOU?

Xenu: I'M FUCKING XENU

Crunka: No, you aren't! I AM!

Comedy

Xenu: So, two seals walk in a bar...

Tank: *chuckles* Oh, you...

Romance

Tank: ;_; I LOVE YOU

Xenu: I LOVE MYSELF

Cameo appearances!

Damen: *walks on stage, walks back off*




Comes this fall, after I get sued.

Title: Lord Xenu and Pals
Post by: evil greg guy on December 11, 2007, 09:49:09 pm

O_o

Title: Lord Xenu and Pals
Post by: eliminat on December 11, 2007, 09:59:01 pm

Needs more boobs.....

Title: Lord Xenu and Pals
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on December 11, 2007, 10:04:14 pm

Lord Xenu=Scientologist Alien=phail

Title: Lord Xenu and Pals
Post by: Kaiser on December 11, 2007, 10:09:58 pm

GPM stop insulting my religion!

Title: Lord Xenu and Pals
Post by: eliminat on December 11, 2007, 10:11:06 pm

Stop confusing Scientology with a religion!

Title: Lord Xenu and Pals
Post by: Kaiser on December 11, 2007, 10:15:25 pm

It is a religion. One that I worship and would ask that you not insult it thank you very much.

Title: Lord Xenu and Pals
Post by: eliminat on December 11, 2007, 10:27:04 pm

Or you'll throw my thetans in a volcano?

Title: Lord Xenu and Pals
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on December 11, 2007, 11:21:52 pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientology (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientology)

I lol'd.

Title: Lord Xenu and Pals
Post by: Crunka on December 12, 2007, 01:12:58 am

WE WILL FREE OUR GREAT LORD, XENU!

Title: Lord Xenu and Pals
Post by: Mr_Cynic on December 12, 2007, 06:12:49 am

XD
Damen, are you secretly VDG X?

Title: Lord Xenu and Pals
Post by: Kaiser on December 12, 2007, 04:15:15 pm

I challenge you all to a duel! I have no fear, Xenu shall protect me!

Title: Lord Xenu and Pals
Post by: Damen on December 12, 2007, 04:16:37 pm

Quote from: Mr_Cynic

XD
Damen, are you secretly VDG X?

I am secretly Enrique, the Mexican Superman.

But, no, sadly I do not bear the title of X of the Vdg