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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Grand Poobah Marx on December 15, 2007, 10:22:17 am

Title: you donate, me give you $6m
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on December 15, 2007, 10:22:17 am: I am willing to pay $9 million CN if you make a donation towards my nation.

9 million dongs!

For new nations, this is an INSANELY good deal.

For a $20 donation, a nation would get 400k and 20 tech, plus 200 infra and 200 miles of land.

I'm OFFERING $6 MILLION, which will cover all of that, and SO much more, as long as your nation is relatively young.

This is a good deal for me, as 200 infra would cost me way more than $6 million... more along the lines of $20 million.

This is an AMAZING deal for new nations, as $9 million would cover WELL ABOVE 200 infra.... WAY beyond it.

Some President in a time of need once said, "Think not what the RIA can do for you, but what you can do for the RIA." Well this helps you, me AND the RIA. So march and donate and mudkipz.

9 million dongs!

THINK ABOUT IT

And thanks to Gaunt, who I took that from word for word..almost.
Title: you donate, me give you $6m
Post by: Commisar Gaunt on December 17, 2007, 06:54:39 pm: When I went to the game sales thread, I got one in less than two minutes of looking around.

For all you noobs in the RIA, I suggest this. Your nation will explode with growth.
Title: you donate, me give you $6m
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on December 17, 2007, 08:02:58 pm: Really? Mad secks! Can yo link me?
Title: you donate, me give you $6m
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on December 18, 2007, 06:52:44 am: Daily bumpers.
Title: you donate, me give you $6m
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on December 18, 2007, 06:53:29 am: I druther my money went into the RIA, but if by the time I'm saved up I have no takers, I'll just as soon go to this magical thread..
Title: you donate, me give you $6m
Post by: Mr_Cynic on December 19, 2007, 06:11:03 am: YOU SAID DRUTHER! IGNATIUS IS TRYING TO FUCK THE LANGUAGE CENTERS OF OUR MINDS WITH THE EVIL HUCK FINN!
Title: you donate, me give you $6m
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on December 19, 2007, 04:39:53 pm: Quote from: Mr_Cynic
YOU SAID DRUTHER! IGNATIUS IS TRYING TO FUCK THE LANGUAGE CENTERS OF OUR MINDS WITH THE EVIL HUCK FINN!

Oh...my...God..I did!??!?!!!!!!

Wow. unexpected/10
Title: you donate, me give you $6m
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on December 20, 2007, 06:00:25 pm: bump
Title: you donate, me give you $6m
Post by: adventurer on December 22, 2007, 03:09:32 am: I would do it for 9 million. Send me a message if interested
Title: you donate, me give you $6m
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on December 22, 2007, 08:37:50 am: Posted in your thread. I'll go $6m.
Title: you donate, me give you $6m
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on December 23, 2007, 09:44:40 am: DALIY BUMP!

Also, there are tons of people doing this in the games sales thread, so I could get a $6m deal there I'm sure.
Title: you donate, me give you $6m
Post by: Joker on December 28, 2007, 12:56:59 am: I'll give you $20 if you can add another two and six sevenths of an hour to my life.
Title: you donate, me give you $6m
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on December 28, 2007, 10:05:45 pm: Sorry Joker, can't unless $6m will do that.. Let's find out!
Title: you donate, me give you $6m
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on December 30, 2007, 01:37:19 pm: Bump!
Title: you donate, me give you $6m
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on January 07, 2008, 06:00:05 pm: So ya, bump, still a great deal, still open!
Title: you donate, me give you $6m
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on January 10, 2008, 06:20:25 pm: ToTheTop!
Title: you donate, me give you $6m
Post by: Commisar Gaunt on January 10, 2008, 09:17:43 pm: Look at that thread, I tell you.

Or, if that doesn't work, offer 9 million.
Title: you donate, me give you $6m
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on January 10, 2008, 09:27:43 pm: Quote from: Commisar Gaunt
Look at that thread, I tell you.

Or, if that doesn't work, offer 9 million.

I did, and I posted in Fark's sales thread..

I'm hesitant to go to $9m because I'm too cheap. I guess it's worth it though.
Title: you donate, me give you $6m
Post by: Commisar Gaunt on January 11, 2008, 03:40:34 pm: Yeah, it really is worth it when you get up there.

Right now, by offering 9 million, I save over $20 million in buying the infra by myself!
Title: you donate, me give you $6m
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on January 12, 2008, 10:57:57 am: Shit, that's noice!
Title: you donate, me give you $6m
Post by: Lord Doom on January 12, 2008, 07:33:00 pm: im thinking about whether to give you the donation or get it for me.....

if i get it for me i get ~9mil of stuff and i go past an infra jump and possibly get out of the economic shithole im in

if i get it for you, i get 9mil but i can spend it all on infra and crap

CONFUSION! WHEEEEEEEE

also the thing im using to pay for this is all gay and is like "you must wait for the next payment period before you receive your money" and im like wtf to it
Title: you donate, me give you $6m
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on January 13, 2008, 09:08:55 am: Well, it depends only on whether or not you want to buy a donation or not, not for whom.

I'm giving you $9m. In return for you're donation I'll get 200 infra 20 tech and 400k. That costs me way more than $9m. For the same $9m, you could get way more. So it's a good deal all around if you're willing to pay the $20.
Title: you donate, me give you $6m
Post by: Lord Doom on January 13, 2008, 05:21:22 pm: yeah ill get you the donation, once this damn thing pays me >_>
Title: you donate, me give you $6m
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on January 13, 2008, 06:13:27 pm: Sounds swell! In 7-8 days I'll have your $9m, first shipment in 2-3 days. But how do we want to do this? Should we use middlemen? I think it's faster, I'll even pay the bastards..

Will you donate before I pay, after or in the middle?
Title: you donate, me give you $6m
Post by: Lord Doom on January 13, 2008, 06:46:23 pm: before, but expect this thing to be gay cause its all like

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This pay period is for January 1, 2007 through October 31, 2007. It may also include earlier pay periods if you were not eligible for a payment until now. You currently have $0.00 from this period. There is currently a $20 minimum balance requirement. If you do not have a balance exceeding $20, a payment will not be issued. Your earnings will continue to roll forward until you meet this requirement.

You are not currently elegible for a payment. Your earnings will roll forward to next month.
Title: you donate, me give you $6m
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on January 13, 2008, 06:58:43 pm: So not until next month? Why not get Paypal?
Title: you donate, me give you $6m
Post by: Lord Doom on January 13, 2008, 07:32:00 pm: i am, but im too cheap to send money to it so i use cheap ass "GET FREE MONIES!!$124$!$!$!%!!" things on the internets

im using a different one now that will hopefully work, so get your cash monies ready
Title: you donate, me give you $6m
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on January 13, 2008, 07:52:34 pm: Ok. I'll be doing that, just donate away and then I'll send the first $3m.
Title: you donate, me give you $6m
Post by: Lord Doom on January 13, 2008, 08:22:28 pm: alright, but use middlemans cause i dont feel like waiting for like 5 years until i get my monies
Title: you donate, me give you $6m
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on January 13, 2008, 08:42:28 pm: Ok. I'll start figuring that out..
Title: you donate, me give you $6m
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on January 16, 2008, 05:42:23 pm: Still doing it? I have no money saved, I got a 15% event boost and spent it on improvements, but it should pay off in the long run.
Title: you donate, me give you $6m
Post by: Lord Doom on January 16, 2008, 07:35:54 pm: idk, this thing is being gay so ill probably get you one another month
Title: you donate, me give you $6m
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on January 16, 2008, 09:11:59 pm: Ok, that's fine. w/e
Title: you donate, me give you $6m
Post by: schneereich on January 16, 2008, 10:35:07 pm: i paid 12 million for mine on the cn forums this morning. deal went smoothly, and he agreed for me to pay him 3 million every 10 days until hes fully paid (yay no middlemen!).

seeing that the infra alone would cost me over $25 million, $12 million is a great deal.