Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V

Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: DrunkWino on January 29, 2008, 03:09:33 pm

Title: For my married brethren...
Post by: DrunkWino on January 29, 2008, 03:09:33 pm
DON'T let your wife rearrange your office, especially if you have a DSL connection in there. It's a little tough on a phone cord when you drop a desk on it. Tends to make the phone cord, the intertubz, and your entire wireless network go bye-bye.

/two hours of my life wasted troubleshooting a network makes me an unhappy person.
//though, I did manage to scam a new DSL modem out of Embarq. The funny part is that the old one causes RF interference with my home phones, a really high pitched whistle that causes bleeding of the ears. So I guess it's not all bad.
Title: For my married brethren...
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on January 29, 2008, 06:39:24 pm
Oh, oh, me!!  I'm not married, but here's a classic every married man should know: never, EVER, under any circumstances let your wife out of the kitchen.  Shit.goes.down.
Title: For my married brethren...
Post by: King Pengu on January 30, 2008, 08:36:29 am
Quote from: Grand Poobah Marx
never, EVER, under any circumstances let your wife out of the kitchen.
And what's with the bedroom?
Title: For my married brethren...
Post by: Vice Man on January 30, 2008, 08:43:19 am
Quote from: King Pengu
Quote from: Grand Poobah Marx
never, EVER, under any circumstances let your wife out of the kitchen.
And what's with the bedroom?



What? Your kitchen doesn't have a table?
Title: For my married brethren...
Post by: Lanna on January 30, 2008, 01:11:46 pm
Haha.  It's a shame Azural can't tell me what to do.
Title: For my married brethren...
Post by: Prince Tomb on January 30, 2008, 01:13:05 pm
Quote from: Vice Man
Quote from: King Pengu
Quote from: Grand Poobah Marx
never, EVER, under any circumstances let your wife out of the kitchen.
And what's with the bedroom?



What? Your kitchen doesn't have a table?
Why stop there? I hear on top of the fridge is interesting
Title: For my married brethren...
Post by: —- on January 30, 2008, 04:23:24 pm
Quote from: Azural's Fanboy
Haha.  It's a shame Azural can't tell me what to do.
Some crazy stuff would happen if he cold :P
Title: For my married brethren...
Post by: King Pengu on January 31, 2008, 07:12:53 am
Quote from: Prince Tomb
Quote from: Vice Man
Quote from: King Pengu
Quote from: Grand Poobah Marx
never, EVER, under any circumstances let your wife out of the kitchen.
And what's with the bedroom?
What? Your kitchen doesn't have a table?
Why stop there? I hear on top of the fridge is interesting
On the cooker shall be funny to.
Title: For my married brethren...
Post by: DrunkWino on January 31, 2008, 08:39:27 am
I don't suggest on top of a glass countertop stove. That damn top cracks to easy when...

er, nevermind.
Title: For my married brethren...
Post by: King Pengu on January 31, 2008, 11:21:33 am
You're right, it's not save enough. But if there's no other place, the floor's a good place too.
Title: For my married brethren...
Post by: ZPO4O on February 01, 2008, 02:57:40 am
wait...people have two DIFFERENT rooms called "kitchen" and "bedroom"?

<_<

funny...here I thought they were the same thing.

Humph, guess this means I gotta move my fridge and microwave out of my room. Should probably fill my closet with towels now instead of food as well.
Title: For my married brethren...
Post by: King Pengu on February 01, 2008, 07:15:42 am
Er, would be a great idea.
Title: For my married brethren...
Post by: Lanna on February 01, 2008, 12:05:33 pm
Quote from: Loren
Quote from: Azural's Fanboy
Haha.  It's a shame Azural can't tell me what to do.
Some crazy stuff would happen if he cold :P
That's true.  He's damn insane.
Title: For my married brethren...
Post by: King Pengu on February 01, 2008, 12:38:43 pm
Quote from: Azural's Fanboy
Quote from: Loren
Quote from: Azural's Fanboy
Haha.  It's a shame Azural can't tell me what to do.
Some crazy stuff would happen if he cold :P
That's true.  He's damn insane.
That's why he's in this alliance.
Title: For my married brethren...
Post by: Lanna on February 01, 2008, 08:00:21 pm
Quote from: King Pengu
Quote from: Azural's Fanboy
Quote from: Loren
Quote from: Azural's Fanboy
Haha.  It's a shame Azural can't tell me what to do.
Some crazy stuff would happen if he cold :P
That's true.  He's damn insane.
That's why he's in this alliance.
Yup.  And when I compare him to yall, he's pretty sane.
Title: For my married brethren...
Post by: Prince Tomb on February 01, 2008, 08:02:57 pm
Quote from: Azural's Fanboy
Quote from: King Pengu
Quote from: Azural's Fanboy
Quote from: Loren
Quote from: Azural's Fanboy
Haha.  It's a shame Azural can't tell me what to do.
Some crazy stuff would happen if he cold :P
That's true.  He's damn insane.
That's why he's in this alliance.
Yup.  And when I compare him to yall, he's pretty sane.
XD We take that as a compliment

New Goal: Make Azural as insane as we are. He's too sane
Title: For my married brethren...
Post by: Lanna on February 01, 2008, 08:06:06 pm
Quote from: Prince Tomb
Quote from: Azural's Fanboy
Quote from: King Pengu
Quote from: Azural's Fanboy
Quote from: Loren
Quote from: Azural's Fanboy
Haha.  It's a shame Azural can't tell me what to do.
Some crazy stuff would happen if he cold :P
That's true.  He's damn insane.
That's why he's in this alliance.
Yup.  And when I compare him to yall, he's pretty sane.
XD We take that as a compliment

New Goal: Make Azural as insane as we are. He's too sane
lol, I'd definitely like to see that happen.
Title: For my married brethren...
Post by: Prince Tomb on February 01, 2008, 08:09:34 pm
Quote from: Azural's Fanboy
Quote from: Prince Tomb
Quote from: Azural's Fanboy
Quote from: King Pengu
Quote from: Azural's Fanboy
Quote from: Loren
Quote from: Azural's Fanboy
Haha.  It's a shame Azural can't tell me what to do.
Some crazy stuff would happen if he cold :P
That's true.  He's damn insane.
That's why he's in this alliance.
Yup.  And when I compare him to yall, he's pretty sane.
XD We take that as a compliment

New Goal: Make Azural as insane as we are. He's too sane
lol, I'd definitely like to see that happen.
no you wouldn't lol

We just playin Az is great as is   Az
Title: For my married brethren...
Post by: King Pengu on February 02, 2008, 10:06:00 am
Quote from: Prince Tomb
Quote from: Azural's Fanboy
Quote from: Prince Tomb
Quote from: Azural's Fanboy
Quote from: King Pengu
Quote from: Azural's Fanboy
Quote from: Loren
Quote from: Azural's Fanboy
Haha.  It's a shame Azural can't tell me what to do.
Some crazy stuff would happen if he cold :P
That's true.  He's damn insane.
That's why he's in this alliance.
Yup.  And when I compare him to yall, he's pretty sane.
XD We take that as a compliment

New Goal: Make Azural as insane as we are. He's too sane
lol, I'd definitely like to see that happen.
no you wouldn't lol

We just playin Az is great as is   Az
You're absolutely right.

 Az
Title: For my married brethren...
Post by: Lanna on February 03, 2008, 01:27:04 am
Quote from: King Pengu
Quote from: Prince Tomb
Quote from: Azural's Fanboy
Quote from: Prince Tomb
Quote from: Azural's Fanboy
Quote from: King Pengu
Quote from: Azural's Fanboy
Quote from: Loren
Quote from: Azural's Fanboy
Haha.  It's a shame Azural can't tell me what to do.
Some crazy stuff would happen if he cold :P
That's true.  He's damn insane.
That's why he's in this alliance.
Yup.  And when I compare him to yall, he's pretty sane.
XD We take that as a compliment

New Goal: Make Azural as insane as we are. He's too sane
lol, I'd definitely like to see that happen.
no you wouldn't lol

We just playin Az is great as is   Az
You're absolutely right.

 Az
I know that first hand, but there's nothing wrong with a little insanity.
Title: For my married brethren...
Post by: King Pengu on February 03, 2008, 10:26:11 am
Quote from: Azural's Fanboy
Quote from: King Pengu
Quote from: Prince Tomb
Quote from: Azural's Fanboy
Quote from: Prince Tomb
Quote from: Azural's Fanboy
Quote from: King Pengu
Quote from: Azural's Fanboy
Quote from: Loren
Quote from: Azural's Fanboy
Haha.  It's a shame Azural can't tell me what to do.
Some crazy stuff would happen if he cold :P
That's true.  He's damn insane.
That's why he's in this alliance.
Yup.  And when I compare him to yall, he's pretty sane.
XD We take that as a compliment

New Goal: Make Azural as insane as we are. He's too sane
lol, I'd definitely like to see that happen.
no you wouldn't lol

We just playin Az is great as is   Az
You're absolutely right.

 Az
I know that first hand, but there's nothing wrong with a little insanity.
Right. As long as you're not too insane there's no problem.