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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: wethepeople on February 16, 2008, 02:26:39 am

Title: Dracula is badass.
Post by: wethepeople on February 16, 2008, 02:26:39 am

<_<

Seriously. Awesome. Shit.

The real stuff, the book/movie. Goddamn that was badass.

Man loves girl. Man goes to war and kills thousands of people. Girl hears fake news that man is dead and kills herself. Man returns, and wages war against God. Stabs a cross, drinks blood, kills priests, AND burns the place down. Comes back from the dead, lives for thousands of years, kills people, goes to war against Helsing and co.  And all sorts of cool shit, then he gets stabbed then holy crap, GOD forgives him and admits a mistake, and turns him young before he dies.

@__@ tl;dr version. But so cool. Also, Gary Oldman can do no wrong. Except Batman begins.

Title: Dracula is badass.
Post by: Dontasemebro on February 16, 2008, 02:34:08 am

God admits mistake=world ends. Watch Dogma!

Title: Dracula is badass.
Post by: wethepeople on February 16, 2008, 02:34:34 am

Dogma is kickass.

Title: Dracula is badass.
Post by: King Pengu on February 16, 2008, 04:53:15 am

Sounnds really cool.

Title: Dracula is badass.
Post by: wethepeople on February 16, 2008, 02:42:58 pm

I forgot to mention the girl kills herself when she hears the news. <_<

Title: Dracula is badass.
Post by: —- on February 16, 2008, 06:20:09 pm

Quote from: wethepeople

Dogma is kickass.

Title: Dracula is badass.
Post by: Ganon5 on February 16, 2008, 06:22:47 pm

Is it 1 book or a series?

Title: Dracula is badass.
Post by: wethepeople on February 16, 2008, 11:31:38 pm

Just one book.

Title: Dracula is badass.
Post by: Shamedmonkey on February 16, 2008, 11:48:45 pm

Batman Begins rocked. And Dogma is fucking awesome.

Title: Dracula is badass.
Post by: wethepeople on February 17, 2008, 12:08:58 am

Batman begins was meh. Terrible acting, very dry, etc.

Title: Dracula is badass.
Post by: Lord Doom on February 17, 2008, 09:28:20 am

zoolander was the best action movie ever

Title: Dracula is badass.
Post by: King Pengu on February 18, 2008, 09:51:02 am

Zoolander?