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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: superdude1000 on February 17, 2008, 10:21:18 pm

Title: My sister and me
Post by: superdude1000 on February 17, 2008, 10:21:18 pm: I was surfing the intertubes when I heard the door slam. Now wait a minute I thought, my sister was the only one home... I look out the window and the car's pulling out. "Fuck yes!" I whisper. Like a ninja, I sneak into my sister's room. I've been waiting for this moment for almost two days now. Tiptoeing for no reason other than effect, I reach my sister's panty drawer. My hands are shaking as I open it. I pull out my already-huge erection, and rummage through, looking for the hottest set of panties I could find. I should probably mention that my sister's 16, and a real slut. She comes home with a new boyfriend almost once a week.

So I find this really hot thong, it's a g-string. I'm imaging it, how it would be all up her ass and stuff, and fapping furiously. I put it over my head, and turn around to go watch some yiff hentai.

"What the fuck do you think you're doing, you sick fucking pervert?!"

Shit.

I didn't hear the door open, shit, I'm fucked.

"Ummmm..." I say, not knowing what to say. Little willy's gone home by now.

"Here, come here." This is where it gets odd... She starts taking off her skirt.

I ask, "What are you doing?" not knowing about human intercourse, only the furry kind.

She turns around, and asks me (she's facing the other way now, I can see her ass really nicely in her g-string), "Why don't you come down here and help a girl out?" She bends over, her ass looks really inviting.

I get an idea of what to do, and willy comes out to play. I move to her ass and try to insert, but notice something. There's a paper stuck in her ass. What's this? I wonder. It doesn't look like a tampon...

She's getting a little annoyed now, but I pull the paper out. "What-"

I read the paper aloud.

"You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!"

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
Title: My sister and me
Post by: Ganon5 on February 17, 2008, 10:23:18 pm: 9/10
Title: My sister and me
Post by: wethepeople on February 17, 2008, 10:42:49 pm: Quote from: ganon5
9/10

Also, what are you doing back? <_<
Title: My sister and me
Post by: superdude1000 on February 17, 2008, 10:52:54 pm: Quote from: wethepeople
Quote from: ganon5
9/10

Also, what are you doing back? <_<

Dunno, I was bored.
Title: My sister and me
Post by: superdude1000 on February 17, 2008, 10:53:32 pm: Wait, why couldn't you ask me on IRC?
Title: My sister and me
Post by: wethepeople on February 17, 2008, 10:53:54 pm: Cause I wasn't on IRC at the time. O:
Title: My sister and me
Post by: zblewski on February 17, 2008, 11:40:13 pm: Congrats.

Now fucking change your MSN pic, or you'll stay blocked.
Title: My sister and me
Post by: superdude1000 on February 18, 2008, 01:33:46 am: Wait, what are you congratulating me on?

Also, changed.
Title: My sister and me
Post by: schneereich on February 18, 2008, 01:37:14 am: wow, i clicked on the topic so i could say "that's not what i thought this would be!" but then it was! thank you!
Title: My sister and me
Post by: King Pengu on February 18, 2008, 02:51:54 am: Quote from: schneereich
wow, i clicked on the topic so i could say "that's not what i thought this would be!" but then it was! thank you!
Title: My sister and me
Post by: superdude1000 on February 18, 2008, 10:11:36 am: But... it was a bel-air! NOONE EXPECTS THE WILL SMITH INQUISITION!!!
Title: My sister and me
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on February 18, 2008, 01:47:25 pm: ew his sister
Title: My sister and me
Post by: superdude1000 on February 19, 2008, 04:59:32 pm: <3 my new mask
Title: My sister and me
Post by: Lanna on February 19, 2008, 05:02:05 pm: Quote from: superdude1000
<3 my new mask
It is MINE.

Edit: Never mind. I'll get mine changed.
Title: My sister and me
Post by: superdude1000 on February 19, 2008, 05:05:40 pm: ooooookay...
Title: My sister and me
Post by: superdude1000 on February 19, 2008, 05:53:22 pm: Fucking bastards. VOTE SDKAY FOR CAPTAIN PLANET!
Title: My sister and me
Post by: King Pengu on February 20, 2008, 08:44:34 am: Whut?