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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Damen on February 18, 2008, 06:30:50 pm

Title: Just another fun day with Flasktoss
Post by: Damen on February 18, 2008, 06:30:50 pm

*flask is seen walking out of store*

Flask: Another day; another dollar!
Damen: *walks up in hobo disguise*
Flask: I don't have any cha-
Damen: HERE COME ON FLATTOP, HE COME GROOVIN' UP SLOWLY
Flask: ...
Damen: HE GOT, JOO JOO EYEBALLS HE ONE HOLY ROLLER
Flask: .......
Damen: HE GOT HAIR DOWN TO HIS KNEES
Flask: No...no I don't...
Damen: GOT TO BE A JOKER HE JUST DO WHAT HE PLEASE


*flask runs into a taxi*

*Shyox is seen driving*

Flask: Hi...can you take me to-
Shyox: HE WEAR NO SHOE-SHINE HE GOT TOE-JAM FOOTBALL
Flask: Oh god no
Shyox: HE GOT MONKEY FINGER HE SHOOT COCA-COLA
Flask: Are you trying to make sense anymore?
Shyox: HE SAY "I KNOW YOU, YOU KNOW ME"
Flask: No...
Shyox: ONE THING I CAN TELL YOU IS YOU GOT TO BE FREE
Flask: Are...what?
Shyox: COME TOGETHER, RIGHT NOW, OVER ME

*taxi suddenly stops and Flask walks out*

Flask: Okay...okay...calm down...just a coincidence...

*drunken C-zom walks down the street*

Czom: HE BAG PRODUCTION HE GOT WALRUS GUMBOOT
Flask: What the fu-
Czom: HE GOT ONO SIDEBOARD HE ONE SPINAL CRACKER
Flask: Ono? As in Yo-
Czom: HE GOT FEET DOWN BELOW HIS KNEE
Flask: As opposed to...where?
Czom: HOLD YOU IN HIS ARMCHAIR YOU CAN FEEL HIS DISEASE
Flask: ...disease?
Czom: COME TOGETHER, RIGHT NOW, OVER ME

*flask runs home*

Flask: *locks door* Jesus christ...

*banging on door*

Damen: HE GOT ROLLER-COASTER HE GOT EARLY WARNING
Flask: Oh shit he followed me
Shyox: HE GOT MUDDY WATER HE ONE MOJO FILTER
Flask: Him too?! Wait...doesn't that mea-
Czom: HE SAY ONE AND ONE AND ONE IS THREE
Flask: ...?
Azural: GOT TO BE GOOD LOOKIN CAUSE HES SO HARD TO SEE
Flask: Where the hell did he come fro-
All: COME TOGETHER, RIGHT NOW
Damen: OVER ME



*flask is seen in looney bin*

Flask: Come together...come together...come together...come together...

Title: Just another fun day with Flasktoss
Post by: Lanna on February 18, 2008, 09:13:27 pm

XD

Title: Just another fun day with Flasktoss
Post by: Flask on February 18, 2008, 11:13:40 pm

Is that a song or were you just spouting gibberish?

Title: Just another fun day with Flasktoss
Post by: Damen on February 18, 2008, 11:18:44 pm

Come Together - The Beatles

Title: Just another fun day with Flasktoss
Post by: Flask on February 18, 2008, 11:29:22 pm

That's what I thought.

Title: Just another fun day with Flasktoss
Post by: King Pengu on February 19, 2008, 03:54:30 am

Beatles fail.

Title: Just another fun day with Flasktoss
Post by: Flask on February 19, 2008, 06:20:17 am

Germans fail.

OH WHAT NOW SUCKA.

Wait, you are German, right?

I forget...

Title: Just another fun day with Flasktoss
Post by: King Pengu on February 19, 2008, 11:40:21 am

YES I AM!!

But luckily I don't care what AMERICANS are saying bout me.

Title: Just another fun day with Flasktoss
Post by: Flask on February 19, 2008, 02:55:38 pm

"Flask: Starting World War III with name-calling!"

Title: Just another fun day with Flasktoss
Post by: Lord Doom on February 19, 2008, 04:02:48 pm

X FUCKING D

Title: Just another fun day with Flasktoss
Post by: enragedlobster on February 19, 2008, 04:24:33 pm

XD

Title: Just another fun day with Flasktoss
Post by: King Pengu on February 20, 2008, 08:52:21 am

Quote from: Flask

"Flask: Starting World War III with name-calling!"

Yay, first time Germany's not responsible for a world war.