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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Reoga on March 05, 2008, 10:56:54 pm

Title: I need some Illness
Post by: Reoga on March 05, 2008, 10:56:54 pm

So I need to fake some Illness that will or could last from April 4th to June 25th
Any Ideas I cant fake canser.

Title: I need some Illness
Post by: Arsenal 10 on March 05, 2008, 10:59:34 pm

Elephantiasis

Title: I need some Illness
Post by: Reoga on March 05, 2008, 11:09:42 pm

I think ther is some waver for that

Title: I need some Illness
Post by: WestWind on March 05, 2008, 11:16:29 pm

Lupus.

Title: I need some Illness
Post by: Reoga on March 05, 2008, 11:18:10 pm

Edit SOME THING I CAN FAKE

Title: I need some Illness
Post by: Flask on March 06, 2008, 12:21:41 am

Lupus and basically autoimmune disorders in general can be faked quite easily most of the time. That's part of what makes it hard for people around me to see that I'm actually feeling sick. There usually aren't many visual clues.

Title: I need some Illness
Post by: Reoga on March 06, 2008, 12:24:49 am

so how do I facke it
and I thought he ment the whole boby parts falling off

Title: I need some Illness
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on March 06, 2008, 12:55:11 am

you -could- try fake suicidalism. perhaps even commit yourself.

Title: I need some Illness
Post by: Reoga on March 06, 2008, 12:58:06 am

suicidalism. theres a waver for that
commit yourself   waver

Title: I need some Illness
Post by: eliminat on March 06, 2008, 07:54:11 am

Do you have teh SARS or monkeypox??

Title: I need some Illness
Post by: King Pengu on March 06, 2008, 08:33:06 am

Quote from: Reoga

So I need to fake some Illness that will or could last from April 4th to June 25th

And why?

Title: I need some Illness
Post by: Vice Man on March 06, 2008, 10:30:45 am

Smallpox. You will need to have some blisters, but with a good make up artist it won't be a problem.

Title: I need some Illness
Post by: Lanna on March 06, 2008, 10:41:34 am

E. coli infection.

Title: I need some Illness
Post by: Flask on March 06, 2008, 10:55:41 am

Why are you trying to fake a disease? That's really quite rude to people who really do have that disease.

Title: I need some Illness
Post by: Dontasemebro on March 06, 2008, 10:59:16 am

She says she's being stop-lossed and wants to get out of service.

Title: I need some Illness
Post by: Reoga on March 06, 2008, 02:16:04 pm

Yes Im geting Stop-lossed I MUST report Back to Fort Hood on April 5 2008. I can be re calle up to June 26 2008.
Unless Im sick I get to take a plane back to Iraq. I have been out for 1.5 years, thay can recall me up to 2 years.
Dont want to go back. I did my 4 years.
 I can
A: Prove Im a lesbian Im not and will not.
B: Get some Illness that will make me "unfit" for service
C: Flee the US.Will not do it
D: Brake a major bone...last resort

Title: I need some Illness
Post by: Lanna on March 06, 2008, 02:55:15 pm

Daaamn.  I am sorry.

But I'm here if you wanna be lesbian.

Title: I need some Illness
Post by: Vector on March 06, 2008, 03:36:09 pm

mono
just have to be super tired all the time
um...post trumatic stress disorder?
or you could be a spazmotic phobic, even the mention of something (in your case, iraq the army things like that) and you freak, end up curled on the floor

Title: I need some Illness
Post by: Reoga on March 06, 2008, 03:57:33 pm

spazmotic phobic Ive spoken to the VA cant fake that now
trumatic stress disorder  may be

Title: I need some Illness
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on March 06, 2008, 11:27:36 pm

i was under the impression that people that got baker-acted (arrested for being a danger to yourself, they just take you to a hospital or a csu) are disqualified... at least from being drafted.

Title: I need some Illness
Post by: Reoga on March 06, 2008, 11:36:59 pm

There was some one who tryed to kill her self in my squad in boot camp thay put her in the hospital for the remaned of boot. When we were set to go home on leave from boot be for MOS traning she got to go home. So I think thay would lock me up for how ever long thay can. I dont trust the army now that thay did thus to me. The Gov said we were pulling out of Iraq why are thay sending me back if we are pulling out.

Title: I need some Illness
Post by: Lanna on March 06, 2008, 11:41:03 pm

Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies.
-Edgar Watson Howe

Title: I need some Illness
Post by: King Pengu on March 07, 2008, 08:54:39 am

I'm soo glad I'm not American. So I will NEVER have to go to Iraq.

Title: I need some Illness
Post by: simomo on March 12, 2008, 11:39:21 am

why?

Title: I need some Illness
Post by: King Pengu on March 12, 2008, 11:42:59 am

Quote from: simomo

why?

Who you mean?