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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Dontasemebro on March 21, 2008, 06:02:58 am

Title: How to play cybernations
Post by: Dontasemebro on March 21, 2008, 06:02:58 am

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Cybernations (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Cybernations)
How To Play Cybernations

   1. Log in
   2. Collect Taxes
   3. Pay Bills
   4. Buy Infrastructure
   5. Hail Ivan
   6. Log Out
   7. Pray that Lord Ivan is indeed merciful
   8. Repeat until nuked

Title: How to play cybernations
Post by: Adolf Von Sippycup on March 21, 2008, 06:07:41 am

Attempting to do anything other than the above. Doing so will result in you being nuked.

Joining an alliance is a great way to get nuked, as sooner or later, a large scale war will break out, and you will be nuked. Repeatedly. This will often be accompanied by cries of "OMGLOLROFLMAOBBQUGOTNPOWNED", the cry commonly emitted my mentally retarded teenagers who make up 90% of the game's players. One must note the term contains the acronym "NPO", but can be used both by and against the NPO, because no one is creative enough to think of anyhting better to say.

Title: How to play cybernations
Post by: Dontasemebro on March 21, 2008, 06:09:42 am

I like NPO, especially Dilber, but this is hilarious.

Title: How to play cybernations
Post by: King Pengu on March 21, 2008, 07:30:52 am

lol?

Title: How to play cybernations
Post by: Joker on March 21, 2008, 07:34:58 am

9. Update bio to brag about nukes eaten

 

Title: How to play cybernations
Post by: King Pengu on March 21, 2008, 07:36:49 am

10. Get Mudkipz to protect you against nukes.

Title: How to play cybernations
Post by: Vector on March 21, 2008, 10:00:13 pm

11.buy own nukes and nail someone doing the first 10 steps

Title: How to play cybernations
Post by: DrunkWino on March 21, 2008, 10:13:03 pm

12. Say "fuck this," get the max number of nukes and fire them all off while taunting the entire community (bonus points if you go Nazi.)
13. Nation placed in perma-ZI
14. Visit outside and that big ball of light.
15. Big ball of light hurts your eyes, go back inside
16. Make new nation
17 Goto 1

Title: How to play cybernations
Post by: Mr_Cynic on March 21, 2008, 10:15:53 pm

LUE is pink and mysterious, like the vagina

XMFD

Title: How to play cybernations
Post by: Crunka on March 22, 2008, 05:51:55 am

It is believed by most that \m/ was formed by a group of professional \m/asturbators (the "m" standing for masturbate and the fist for the universal symbol of wanking) in 198 BC.

It fought in such wars as:

    * My dick vs My Hand
    * My dick vs My Hand II
    * My dick vs Her Hand
    * My dick vs His Hand
    * His dick vs My Hand
    * When that dude jacked off with the bottle on his dick
    * Jerkoff War
    * The Chicken Choking
    * Saving Ryan's Privates
    * The Sperm who jumped the border
    * Spanking the \m/onkey.
    * The tech "Grab"

The balls have been drained, the semen has been swallowed (NPO got hungry) and \m/ is no moar

HAHAHAHA



also:

18. type "o/' everywhere you can