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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Crunka on March 28, 2008, 03:33:52 am

Title: wow, i hate my insignificant life...
Post by: Crunka on March 28, 2008, 03:33:52 am


so, here's a pic of smaller planets that make earth look awesome:



(http://blame.ca/images/2006/07/Planets1-1.jpg)



then, here comes the biiiig mofos:


(http://blame.ca/images/2006/07/Planets2.jpg)



then we get raped by the sun...


(http://blame.ca/images/2006/07/Planets3.jpg)



then our sun gets raped...


(http://blame.ca/images/2006/07/Planets4-1.jpg)


then our sun gets gangbanged (starting to see the pattern?):


(http://blame.ca/images/2006/07/Planets5.jpg)





in the end, we suck...
Title: wow, i hate my insignificant life...
Post by: Drop Your Pants on March 28, 2008, 06:55:55 am
Your such a positive person
Title: wow, i hate my insignificant life...
Post by: Preventer Wind on March 28, 2008, 11:25:15 am
you know what you must do then.
Title: wow, i hate my insignificant life...
Post by: Vector on March 28, 2008, 11:28:39 am
take over the antares?
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Post by: Dontasemebro on March 28, 2008, 11:32:26 am
yay middle school astronomy!

(http://www.venusproject.com/ecs/images/photos/galaxy.jpg)
Title: wow, i hate my insignificant life...
Post by: Kaiser on March 28, 2008, 03:37:17 pm
Buying more pr0n? That's what I'll do.
Title: wow, i hate my insignificant life...
Post by: smeeth on March 28, 2008, 03:41:01 pm
Dang. What if we make our sun bigger? Somehow.
Title: wow, i hate my insignificant life...
Post by: Dontasemebro on March 28, 2008, 04:31:47 pm
Quote from: smeeth
Dang. What if we make our sun bigger? Somehow.
It'll get bigger in a few billion years. It will become a red giant like Arcturus. btw, Sirius used to be way bigger than Antares, but it burned out
Title: wow, i hate my insignificant life...
Post by: Preventer Wind on March 28, 2008, 05:58:06 pm
Kill your self.
Title: wow, i hate my insignificant life...
Post by: dark tyrant on March 28, 2008, 06:38:44 pm
I say we invade Antares and then nuke it till it blows up!!!!

WHO'S WITH ME!?!!!!!
Title: wow, i hate my insignificant life...
Post by: Adolf Von Sippycup on March 28, 2008, 06:47:20 pm
I personally think it's cool that there are things that big in our universe.
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Post by: dark tyrant on March 28, 2008, 06:48:52 pm
THEIR ONLY COOL IF WE OWN THEM!!!!!!
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Post by: eliminat on March 28, 2008, 08:07:14 pm
Quote from: Preventer Wind
you know what you must do then.

Buy a bigger car/computer/jewelry/cellphone/Enzyte/bomb/other over-compensation device
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Post by: Arsenal 10 on March 28, 2008, 08:40:32 pm
Quote from: dark tyrant
I say we invade Antares and then nuke it till it blows up!!!!

WHO'S WITH ME!?!!!!!
I'm with you if I get to press the big shiny red button!

Except why would we nuke it and try to blow it up once we've already invaded it?


Title: wow, i hate my insignificant life...
Post by: dark tyrant on March 28, 2008, 09:34:03 pm
Quote from: Arsenal 10
Quote from: dark tyrant
I say we invade Antares and then nuke it till it blows up!!!!

WHO'S WITH ME!?!!!!!
I'm with you if I get to press the big shiny red button!

Except why would we nuke it and try to blow it up once we've already invaded it?

Because...Its all part of my Master plan to blow up everything bigger and better then the Earth till Earth is the best place in the Universe.
Title: wow, i hate my insignificant life...
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on March 29, 2008, 06:51:03 am
actually a star is already a continuous explosion with such incredible gravity that it keeps collapsing in on itself and re-exploding. shooting one of our little-dicked nukes at it wouldn't do shit.

also: CRUNKA YOU FOOL! PLUTO IS NOT A PLANET< IS A MOON! HERETIC!
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Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on March 29, 2008, 11:25:21 am
That's just a lie from the devil.  Duh.  Just like evolution.

<sarcasm>
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Post by: iron snake on March 29, 2008, 12:42:29 pm
What if we got a lot of pumps and inserted them into the earth would that work?
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Post by: schneereich on March 29, 2008, 01:36:34 pm
Quote from: Dontasemebro
Quote from: smeeth
Dang. What if we make our sun bigger? Somehow.
It'll get bigger in a few billion years. It will become a red giant like Arcturus. btw, Sirius used to be way bigger than Antares, but it burned out

yeah but that'll consume all the planets. so it only solves the problem in the last 2 pictures, not the first 2.
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Post by: Lord Doom on March 29, 2008, 06:31:18 pm
you must use this

(http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x70/Xiahouphoto/Magic%20Cards/Chuck-Norris.jpg)
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Post by: pielord47 on March 29, 2008, 08:59:41 pm
Quote from: dark tyrant
Quote from: Arsenal 10
Quote from: dark tyrant
I say we invade Antares and then nuke it till it blows up!!!!

WHO'S WITH ME!?!!!!!
I'm with you if I get to press the big shiny red button!

Except why would we nuke it and try to blow it up once we've already invaded it?

Because...Its all part of my Master plan to blow up everything bigger and better then the Earth till Earth is the best place in the Universe.
Earth is already the best place in the universe. It's the only planet with life remember?
Title: wow, i hate my insignificant life...
Post by: Preventer Wind on March 29, 2008, 10:53:58 pm
that we know of. Its a big place.
Title: wow, i hate my insignificant life...
Post by: Drop Your Pants on March 30, 2008, 10:21:00 am
Big is an understatement
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Post by: smeeth on March 30, 2008, 10:47:09 am
Ok, I think everything else is just over compensating for their lack of hoomans.
Title: wow, i hate my insignificant life...
Post by: King Pengu on March 31, 2008, 10:56:06 am
Quote from: pielord47
Quote from: dark tyrant
Quote from: Arsenal 10
Quote from: dark tyrant
I say we invade Antares and then nuke it till it blows up!!!!

WHO'S WITH ME!?!!!!!
I'm with you if I get to press the big shiny red button!

Except why would we nuke it and try to blow it up once we've already invaded it?

Because...Its all part of my Master plan to blow up everything bigger and better then the Earth till Earth is the best place in the Universe.
Earth is already the best place in the universe. It's the only planet with life remember?
It can't be the only place with life. There must be intelligent life somewhere, so there must be another place with life.
Title: wow, i hate my insignificant life...
Post by: pielord47 on March 31, 2008, 03:28:06 pm
Quote from: King Pengu
Quote from: pielord47
Quote from: dark tyrant
Quote from: Arsenal 10
Quote from: dark tyrant
I say we invade Antares and then nuke it till it blows up!!!!

WHO'S WITH ME!?!!!!!
I'm with you if I get to press the big shiny red button!

Except why would we nuke it and try to blow it up once we've already invaded it?

Because...Its all part of my Master plan to blow up everything bigger and better then the Earth till Earth is the best place in the Universe.
Earth is already the best place in the universe. It's the only planet with life remember?
It can't be the only place with life. There must be intelligent life somewhere, so there must be another place with life.
Sure it can. We don't have any proof anyway so who cares. I don't think we need to spend millions or billions of dollars every year looking for intelligent life. If they are so intelligent why can't they find us?
Title: wow, i hate my insignificant life...
Post by: Crunka on April 01, 2008, 06:21:11 am
WHAT IF THEY WERE PIKMINS?!
Title: wow, i hate my insignificant life...
Post by: pielord47 on April 01, 2008, 04:39:41 pm
Pikmins aren't intelligent. They need a leader.