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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Fake from State Jarm on April 11, 2008, 05:33:40 am

Title: RELIGIOUS DEBATE ITT
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on April 11, 2008, 05:33:40 am

The Cake Is A Lie.

there is no evidence of the cake. there were several prominent historians of the time who didn't even mention the cake. all accounts of the cake are at best second-hand hearsay. and there's so much contradiction between those accounts. not to mention there were a lot of people in that time period claiming that there was cake, and all were found to have lied about the cake. don't get me wrong, I would like to believe in cake. I wish there was cake. but at the end of the day it's just another fairytale people believe in to make themselves feel better. so don't push your cake on me or try to shove it down my throat. we'd all be better off without cake, it doesn't do anyone any good. it causes war and hatred and bad childhoods. i know because when i was a child, a priest told me he had some cake. but all he had was cannoli. if the cake was real, things like that would not happen. so the cake must be a lie.

Title: RELIGIOUS DEBATE ITT
Post by: Damnsammit on April 11, 2008, 07:24:36 am

Can I have my cake and eat it too?

Don't worry, I won't lick the icing.

Title: RELIGIOUS DEBATE ITT
Post by: IronSoldier820 on April 11, 2008, 08:44:16 am

How can it be a lie when its so damn delicious?

Title: RELIGIOUS DEBATE ITT
Post by: Untelligent on April 11, 2008, 08:58:03 am

I worship Corky The Omnipotent One.

Title: RELIGIOUS DEBATE ITT
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on April 11, 2008, 01:50:14 pm

Quote from: Untelligent

I worship Corky The Omnipotent One.

Verily