Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Dontasemebro on May 29, 2008, 05:57:55 pm
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I've been really inactive because I've been having a fuckload of sex with my now 1-month girlfriend. Not being with Lily is probably the best decision I've ever made. But I've only been able to get on the computer when she's not around, because we're either having sex, getting ready to have sex, or eating/walking outside. Im only on the computer when she's on the computer.
So....sex with her
or sex with RIA?
It's not like I'm june government...
by the way, if you're more than an inch+1/2 wide down there, and an ACTUAL inch, you should most definitely try out large condoms. They also don't tighten as much if you happen to be longer than average as well. But beware, the lack of constriction may make you finish faster!
But damn, condoms are expensive! 1-2$ a piece! Regular sized ones are free though, cuz NYC offers free condoms!
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I bet your hand has MASSIVE calluses.
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I bet your hand has MASSIVE calluses.
I dont get it, my girlfriend isn't my right hand.
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Left hand then?
I could have sword this is the picture you sent me...
(http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/01/15/23131501.jpg)
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Left hand then?
I could have sword this is the picture you sent me...
(http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/01/15/23131501.jpg)
If my hand was 5'3", DD, clear skin and great thighs, I wouldn't need a girlfriend.
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lol at the picture.
DTMB, it's no contest: girlfriend. Don't leave, but prioritize.
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But, I feel horrible when there's 5 pages of posts on this forum that I havent read.
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you should pee in her butt and take pics then post them here.
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you should pee in her butt and take pics then post them here.
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btw pics or she dont exist
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btw pics or she dont exist
Ah, yes. On pbnation.net we would say "pics or shens" and then they'd either post pics or be called shens on it.
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btw pics or she dont exist
And it better not be a pic I cna google...
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RIA only cuz Reos not here O the love to be made whn she comes home
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Shes not extraordinarily photogenic. But that's because she only looks good when she smiles.
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so whats his name?
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Samantha
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Shes not extraordinarily photogenic. But that's because she only looks good when she smiles.
That's a nice thing to say.
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Golden Rule
Bro's b4 Ho's
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I don't know how people can just... have... sex... with anyone. o.o
I pick sex with RIA!
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As it turns out I had sex with the RIA earlier today without anyone noticing...
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have sex w her
but come here more
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have sex w her
but come here more
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have sex w her
but cum here more
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... lol
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i thought that said 'cum with her more' >.<
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I don't know how people can just... have... sex... with anyone. o.o
I pick sex with RIA!
It's funny cause you're you.
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I don't know how people can just... have... sex... with anyone. o.o
I pick sex with RIA!
You could equate it as a guy just falling onto a girls vagoo over and over again with his penis until little naval personnel comes out of the tip of the guys penis. At least, that's how I've always been told it goes.
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I don't know how people can just... have... sex... with anyone. o.o
I pick sex with RIA!
You could equate it as a guy just falling onto a girls vagoo over and over again with his penis until little naval personnel comes out of the tip of the guys penis. At least, that's how I've always been told it goes.
or you could equate it as fireguy walking down a hallway in cod 4 and getting hit in the face repeatedly by stun grenades until he walks into a tripmine and gets killed
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I don't know how people can just... have... sex... with anyone. o.o
I pick sex with RIA!
You could equate it as a guy just falling onto a girls vagoo over and over again with his penis until little naval personnel comes out of the tip of the guys penis. At least, that's how I've always been told it goes.
or you could equate it as fireguy walking down a hallway in cod 4 and getting hit in the face repeatedly by stun grenades until he walks into a tripmine and gets killed
That, too.
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I don't know how people can just... have... sex... with anyone. o.o
I pick sex with RIA!
It's funny cause you're you.
>_> I flirt to.. flirt. Sex is for my husband. ^_^
I don't know how people can just... have... sex... with anyone. o.o
I pick sex with RIA!
You could equate it as a guy just falling onto a girls vagoo over and over again with his penis until little naval personnel comes out of the tip of the guys penis. At least, that's how I've always been told it goes.
XFD
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lolmarriage
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In the words of the doctor from Family Guy:
"Can it be both?"
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it can if your girlfriend is the RIA
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if your girlfriend was the ria, then prepare to have a lot of issues with schizophrenia lol
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sex is somewhat overrated, IMO.
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Is it sad that Sex with girlfriend is only winning by 2???
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Is it sad that Sex with girlfriend is only winning by 2???
Not anymore, I voted for Sex with RIA just so it'd be that much closer.
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Is it sad that Sex with girlfriend is only winning by 2???
Not anymore, I voted for Sex with RIA just so it'd be that much closer.
It's good to know that you enjoy buttsecks.
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I just made it 50/50
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and i make it sex with gf up by 1
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>_> I flirt to.. flirt. Sex is for my husband. ^_^
Thats not fair your husband IS RIA
Lanna you are now florida and as such I demand your Votes be cast out.
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if your girlfriend was the ria, then prepare to have a lot of issues with schizophrenia lol
maybe, more simply, if your gf was in the RIA, rather than being the RIA. maybe that would make things easier.
although, i guess that would drive away from the whole argument and it wouldnt be both anymore... hmm...
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If his girlfriend was in RIA, she'd be burritos him for ganon5. I know I would.
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If his girlfriend was in RIA, she'd be burritos him for ganon5. I know I would.
I haven't left Azural for Ganon5 yet. ^_^
Preventer Wind, I am not Florida!