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Title: Sex with girlfriend or RIA
Post by: Dontasemebro on May 29, 2008, 05:57:55 pm
I've been really inactive because I've been having a fuckload of sex with my now 1-month girlfriend. Not being with Lily is probably the best decision I've ever made. But I've only been able to get on the computer when she's not around, because we're either having sex, getting ready to have sex, or eating/walking outside. Im only on the computer when she's on the computer.




So....sex with her
or sex with RIA?


It's not like I'm june government...


by the way, if you're more than an inch+1/2 wide down there, and an ACTUAL inch, you should most definitely try out large condoms. They also don't tighten as much if you happen to be longer than average as well. But beware, the lack of constriction may make you finish faster!
But damn, condoms are expensive! 1-2$ a piece! Regular sized ones are free though, cuz NYC offers free condoms!
Title: Sex with girlfriend or RIA
Post by: Pterrydactyl on May 29, 2008, 05:59:04 pm
I bet your hand has MASSIVE calluses.
Title: Sex with girlfriend or RIA
Post by: Dontasemebro on May 29, 2008, 06:03:25 pm
Quote from: Atonichis775
I bet your hand has MASSIVE calluses.
I dont get it, my girlfriend isn't my right hand.
Title: Sex with girlfriend or RIA
Post by: Pterrydactyl on May 29, 2008, 06:05:10 pm
Left hand then?

I could have sword this is the picture you sent me...

(http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/01/15/23131501.jpg)
Title: Sex with girlfriend or RIA
Post by: Dontasemebro on May 29, 2008, 06:07:01 pm
Quote from: Atonichis775
Left hand then?

I could have sword this is the picture you sent me...

(http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/01/15/23131501.jpg)
If my hand was 5'3", DD, clear skin and great thighs, I wouldn't need a girlfriend.
Title: Sex with girlfriend or RIA
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on May 29, 2008, 06:09:45 pm
lol at the picture.

DTMB, it's no contest: girlfriend.  Don't leave, but prioritize.
Title: Sex with girlfriend or RIA
Post by: Dontasemebro on May 29, 2008, 06:19:04 pm
But, I feel horrible when there's 5 pages of posts on this forum that I havent read.
Title: Sex with girlfriend or RIA
Post by: Crunka on May 29, 2008, 06:39:06 pm
you should pee in her butt and take pics then post them here.
Title: Sex with girlfriend or RIA
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on May 29, 2008, 10:44:05 pm
Quote from: Crunka
you should pee in her butt and take pics then post them here.
Title: Sex with girlfriend or RIA
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on May 29, 2008, 10:45:56 pm
btw pics or she dont exist
Title: Sex with girlfriend or RIA
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on May 29, 2008, 10:50:17 pm
Quote from: llamavore
btw pics or she dont exist

Ah, yes.  On pbnation.net we would say "pics or shens" and then they'd either post pics or be called shens on it.
Title: Sex with girlfriend or RIA
Post by: Pterrydactyl on May 29, 2008, 11:36:40 pm
Quote from: llamavore
btw pics or she dont exist


And it better not be a pic I cna google...
Title: Sex with girlfriend or RIA
Post by: Preventer Wind on May 30, 2008, 12:31:51 am
RIA only cuz Reos not here O the love to be made whn she comes home
Title: Sex with girlfriend or RIA
Post by: Dontasemebro on May 30, 2008, 02:22:40 am
Shes not extraordinarily photogenic. But that's because she only looks good when she smiles.
Title: Sex with girlfriend or RIA
Post by: Preventer Wind on May 30, 2008, 02:23:43 am
so whats his name?
Title: Sex with girlfriend or RIA
Post by: Dontasemebro on May 30, 2008, 02:24:16 am
Samantha
Title: Sex with girlfriend or RIA
Post by: Flask on May 30, 2008, 03:53:42 am
Quote from: Dontasemebro
Shes not extraordinarily photogenic. But that's because she only looks good when she smiles.

That's a nice thing to say.
Title: Sex with girlfriend or RIA
Post by: Electric Mango on May 30, 2008, 09:39:00 am
Golden Rule

Bro's b4 Ho's
Title: Sex with girlfriend or RIA
Post by: Lanna on May 30, 2008, 09:55:38 am
I don't know how people can just... have... sex... with anyone. o.o

I pick sex with RIA!
Title: Sex with girlfriend or RIA
Post by: Ganon5 on May 30, 2008, 11:56:50 am
As it turns out I had sex with the RIA earlier today without anyone noticing...
Title: Sex with girlfriend or RIA
Post by: Vector on May 30, 2008, 02:26:00 pm
have sex w her
but come here more

Title: Sex with girlfriend or RIA
Post by: Pterrydactyl on May 30, 2008, 04:21:37 pm
Quote from: Vector
have sex w her
but come here more



...
Title: Sex with girlfriend or RIA
Post by: Adolf Von Sippycup on May 30, 2008, 05:02:44 pm
Quote from: Atonichis775
Quote from: Vector
have sex w her
but cum here more



...
... lol
Title: Sex with girlfriend or RIA
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on May 31, 2008, 01:30:23 am
i thought that said 'cum with her more' >.<
Title: Sex with girlfriend or RIA
Post by: Delta1212 on May 31, 2008, 02:12:55 am
Quote from: Lanna
I don't know how people can just... have... sex... with anyone. o.o

I pick sex with RIA!
It's funny cause you're you.
Title: Sex with girlfriend or RIA
Post by: fireguy15207 on May 31, 2008, 04:23:29 am
Quote from: Lanna
I don't know how people can just... have... sex... with anyone. o.o

I pick sex with RIA!
You could equate it as a guy just falling onto a girls vagoo over and over again with his penis until little naval personnel comes out of the tip of the guys penis. At least, that's how I've always been told it goes.
Title: Sex with girlfriend or RIA
Post by: Lord Doom on May 31, 2008, 10:20:58 pm
Quote from: fireguy15207
Quote from: Lanna
I don't know how people can just... have... sex... with anyone. o.o

I pick sex with RIA!
You could equate it as a guy just falling onto a girls vagoo over and over again with his penis until little naval personnel comes out of the tip of the guys penis. At least, that's how I've always been told it goes.
or you could equate it as fireguy walking down a hallway in cod 4 and getting hit in the face repeatedly by stun grenades until he walks into a tripmine and gets killed
Title: Sex with girlfriend or RIA
Post by: fireguy15207 on June 01, 2008, 06:59:25 am
Quote from: Lord Doom
Quote from: fireguy15207
Quote from: Lanna
I don't know how people can just... have... sex... with anyone. o.o

I pick sex with RIA!
You could equate it as a guy just falling onto a girls vagoo over and over again with his penis until little naval personnel comes out of the tip of the guys penis. At least, that's how I've always been told it goes.
or you could equate it as fireguy walking down a hallway in cod 4 and getting hit in the face repeatedly by stun grenades until he walks into a tripmine and gets killed
That, too.
Title: Sex with girlfriend or RIA
Post by: Lanna on June 01, 2008, 10:34:48 am
Quote from: Delta1212
Quote from: Lanna
I don't know how people can just... have... sex... with anyone. o.o

I pick sex with RIA!
It's funny cause you're you.
>_>  I flirt to.. flirt.  Sex is for my husband. ^_^

Quote from: fireguy15207
Quote from: Lanna
I don't know how people can just... have... sex... with anyone. o.o

I pick sex with RIA!
You could equate it as a guy just falling onto a girls vagoo over and over again with his penis until little naval personnel comes out of the tip of the guys penis. At least, that's how I've always been told it goes.
XFD
Title: Sex with girlfriend or RIA
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on June 01, 2008, 02:36:24 pm
lolmarriage
Title: Sex with girlfriend or RIA
Post by: the infamous on June 01, 2008, 04:34:09 pm
In the words of the doctor from Family Guy:

"Can it be both?"
Title: Sex with girlfriend or RIA
Post by: KingRanter on June 02, 2008, 02:35:46 pm
it can if your girlfriend is the RIA
Title: Sex with girlfriend or RIA
Post by: Jadyn on June 02, 2008, 08:26:27 pm
if your girlfriend was the ria, then prepare to have a lot of issues with schizophrenia lol
Title: Sex with girlfriend or RIA
Post by: Crunka on June 03, 2008, 03:44:56 am
sex is somewhat overrated, IMO.
Title: Sex with girlfriend or RIA
Post by: Pterrydactyl on June 03, 2008, 11:46:58 pm
Is it sad that Sex with girlfriend is only winning by 2???
Title: Sex with girlfriend or RIA
Post by: IronSoldier820 on June 04, 2008, 09:11:54 am
Quote from: Atonichis775
Is it sad that Sex with girlfriend is only winning by 2???
Not anymore, I voted for Sex with RIA just so it'd be that much closer.
Title: Sex with girlfriend or RIA
Post by: Lanna on June 04, 2008, 12:14:25 pm
Quote from: IronSoldier820
Quote from: Atonichis775
Is it sad that Sex with girlfriend is only winning by 2???
Not anymore, I voted for Sex with RIA just so it'd be that much closer.
It's good to know that you enjoy buttsecks.
Title: Sex with girlfriend or RIA
Post by: iron snake on June 04, 2008, 12:19:39 pm
I just made it 50/50
Title: Sex with girlfriend or RIA
Post by: Dr. Gregory House on June 04, 2008, 01:34:14 pm
and i make it sex with gf up by 1
Title: Sex with girlfriend or RIA
Post by: Preventer Wind on June 04, 2008, 02:54:27 pm
Quote from: Lanna
>_>  I flirt to.. flirt.  Sex is for my husband. ^_^

Thats not fair your husband IS RIA
Lanna you are now florida and as such I demand your Votes be cast out.
Title: Sex with girlfriend or RIA
Post by: KingRanter on June 04, 2008, 07:27:49 pm
Quote from: Jadyn
if your girlfriend was the ria, then prepare to have a lot of issues with schizophrenia lol
maybe, more simply, if your gf was in the RIA, rather than being the RIA. maybe that would make things easier.

although, i guess that would drive away from the whole argument and it wouldnt be both anymore... hmm...
Title: Sex with girlfriend or RIA
Post by: IronSoldier820 on June 04, 2008, 09:23:23 pm
If his girlfriend was in RIA, she'd be burritos him for ganon5. I know I would.
Title: Sex with girlfriend or RIA
Post by: Lanna on June 05, 2008, 12:09:40 pm
Quote from: IronSoldier820
If his girlfriend was in RIA, she'd be burritos him for ganon5. I know I would.
I haven't left Azural for Ganon5 yet. ^_^



Preventer Wind, I am not Florida!