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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Elijah S Konderwink on July 11, 2008, 09:07:22 pm

Title: Greetings, I am Elijah S. Konderwink
Post by: Elijah S Konderwink on July 11, 2008, 09:07:22 pm
Perform a linguistic expression used to make a request for information regarding anything.
Title: Greetings, I am Elijah S. Konderwink
Post by: Vintus on July 11, 2008, 09:18:09 pm
penis
Title: Greetings, I am Elijah S. Konderwink
Post by: Ganon5 on July 11, 2008, 09:26:27 pm
What does the S stand for?
Title: Greetings, I am Elijah S. Konderwink
Post by: Untelligent on July 11, 2008, 09:38:37 pm
It might stand for "S." Like in "Harry S. Truman."
Title: Greetings, I am Elijah S. Konderwink
Post by: Elijah S Konderwink on July 12, 2008, 01:41:06 am
Quote from: Vintus
penis

Indeed, mine has quite a girth, no?


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What does the S stand for?

Smexy.


Quote from: Untelligent
It might stand for "S." Like in "Harry S. Truman."

Negatory.
Title: Greetings, I am Elijah S. Konderwink
Post by: Shadow on July 12, 2008, 01:50:05 am
Do you like pie?

Do you like bacon?

Do you like ORANGE SODA!?

What kind of punishment do those who create error get?
Title: Greetings, I am Elijah S. Konderwink
Post by: Flask on July 12, 2008, 06:44:39 am
Are you ridiculed in public for wearing a top hat and monocle in this day and age?
Title: Greetings, I am Elijah S. Konderwink
Post by: MotherAfrica on July 12, 2008, 08:20:03 am
IDK, But the way he talks reminds me of that old guy on Poltergeist 2...

*walks away from him to get the magic indian*
Title: Greetings, I am Elijah S. Konderwink
Post by: Lord Doom on July 12, 2008, 08:20:48 am
Would you like to partake in the enjoyment of consuming a liquid named after the 20th letter in our alphabet?
Title: Greetings, I am Elijah S. Konderwink
Post by: Elijah S Konderwink on July 12, 2008, 09:54:58 am
Quote from: Shadow
Do you like pie?

Are you referring to a baked dish which is usually made of a pastry dough shell that covers or completely contains a filling of various sweet or savoury ingredients or the slang term for a fibromuscular tubular tract leading from the uterus to the exterior of the body in female placental mammals and marsupials, or to the cloaca in female birds, monotremes, and some reptiles. In either case I find them both exquisite.

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Do you like bacon?

Indeed.

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Do you like ORANGE tonic!?

Elijah loves Orange tonic.

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What kind of punishment do those who create error get?

I will force you to perform the act of perceiving  telecommunication medium for sending and receiving moving monochromatic or colour images, usually accompanied by sound while Bill O'Reilly is occupying the air time.


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Are you ridiculed in public for wearing a top hat and monocle in this day and age?

Most certainly not! I am at the height of fashion.


Quote from: MotherAfrica
IDK, But the way he talks reminds me of that old guy on Poltergeist 2...

*walks away from him to get the magic indian*

Dear Mr. Biological  female parent of an offspring Earth's second-largest and second most-toniculous continent, this is not a question.

Quote from: Lord Doom
Would you like to partake in the enjoyment of consuming a liquid named after the 20th letter in our alphabet?

Indeed ^_^
Title: Greetings, I am Elijah S. Konderwink
Post by: —- on July 12, 2008, 10:02:27 am
I actually get what he's saying now. :feels smart:
Title: Greetings, I am Elijah S. Konderwink
Post by: dester55 on July 12, 2008, 03:35:19 pm
would you smoke weed with me?
Title: Greetings, I am Elijah S. Konderwink
Post by: Pterrydactyl on July 12, 2008, 04:20:01 pm
Do you know how awesome you are????

And will you assist me in my just cause to stop uwe boll from butchering another videogame?
Title: Greetings, I am Elijah S. Konderwink
Post by: Elijah S Konderwink on July 13, 2008, 03:53:51 pm
Quote from: Loren
I actually get what he's saying now. :feels smart:

Which political division of a geographical entity do originate from?

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would you smoke weed with me?

Is it useful faeces?

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Do you know how awesome you are????

Indeed, however if I was to translate how "awesome" I actually am to you I'm afraid your control center of the central nervous system would be the subject of something vastly similar, but not entirely the same as, evisceration.

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And will you assist me in my just cause to stop uwe boll from butchering another videogame?

Is he of mexicun decent?

Title: Greetings, I am Elijah S. Konderwink
Post by: zblewski on July 14, 2008, 12:05:43 am
Dearest salutations Worshipper of a Judeo-Christian deity Smexy seemingly unaware misinterpretation of dutch name "Koenderink",

I wish to enquire of you, the identity of your record of debit and credit entries to cover transactions within the interactive features on the series of tubes involving an electric device named as "the" 24th latin letter rigid rectangular container numbered with an identifying code between the designations of 359 and 361.
Title: Greetings, I am Elijah S. Konderwink
Post by: Nitemarebforcrismas on July 14, 2008, 12:17:03 am
Blewski wrote a Konderwink... @_@
Title: Greetings, I am Elijah S. Konderwink
Post by: Lord Doom on July 14, 2008, 08:33:14 am
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Dearest salutations Worshipper of a Judeo-Christian deity Smexy seemingly unaware misinterpretation of dutch name "Koenderink",

I wish to enquire of you, the identity of your record of debit and credit entries to cover transactions within the interactive features on the series of tubes involving an electric device named as "the" 24th latin letter rigid rectangular container numbered with an identifying code between the designations of 359 and 361.

The identity of that is... oh fuck it. xbox 360s are awesome.
Title: Greetings, I am Elijah S. Konderwink
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on July 14, 2008, 08:49:35 am
Quote from: Lord Doom
Would you like to partake in the enjoyment of consuming a liquid named after the 20th letter in our alphabet?

i read this and thought, what's the 20th letter in the alphabet? january, february...

i haven't even had any yet >.>
Title: Greetings, I am Elijah S. Konderwink
Post by: zblewski on July 14, 2008, 01:23:19 pm
Quote from: llamavore
Quote from: Lord Doom
Would you like to partake in the enjoyment of consuming a liquid named after the 20th letter in our alphabet?

i read this and thought, what's the 20th letter in the alphabet? january, february...

i haven't even had any yet >.>

At first, i thought, "P", and I lol'd hard, then I recounted. I proceeded to chortle.
Title: Greetings, I am Elijah S. Konderwink
Post by: Elijah S Konderwink on July 16, 2008, 07:42:24 am
Quote from: zblewski
Dearest salutations Worshipper of a Judeo-Christian deity Smexy seemingly unaware misinterpretation of dutch name "Koenderink",

I wish to enquire of you, the identity of your record of debit and credit entries to cover transactions within the interactive features on the series of tubes involving an electric device named as "the" 24th latin letter rigid rectangular container numbered with an identifying code between the designations of 359 and 361.

For the medium of exchange I partake in the act of fellatio.

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Blewski wrote a Konderwink... @_@

Indeed, he willing partook in the illegal taking of another person's property without that person's freely-given consent. Thieving illegitimate child!

Quote from: Lord Doom
The identity of that is... oh fuck it. xbox 360s are awesome.

Indeed.

Quote from: llamavore
i read this and thought, what's the 20th letter in the alphabet? january, february...

i haven't even had any yet >.>

Had any what? Sexual Intercourse? I think not.


Quote from: zblewski
At first, i thought, "P", and I lol'd hard, then I recounted. I proceeded to chortle.

Disgusting.