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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Damen on June 04, 2007, 07:22:06 pm

Title: Only people with large penii can see this topic
Post by: Damen on June 04, 2007, 07:22:06 pm

And Kenny. Kenny can see it too.

Title: Only people with large penii can see this topic
Post by: Little_Squirrel on June 04, 2007, 07:23:48 pm

*Sees topic*

Title: Only people with large penii can see this topic
Post by: Little_Squirrel on June 04, 2007, 07:37:08 pm

Wait... isn't it supposed to be "penii?"

Title: Only people with large penii can see this topic
Post by: Damen on June 04, 2007, 07:44:43 pm

THERE

I FIXED IT

Title: Only people with large penii can see this topic
Post by: Little_Squirrel on June 04, 2007, 07:55:56 pm

You and your mod powers ;_;

Title: Only people with large penii can see this topic
Post by: bioakky on June 04, 2007, 08:58:34 pm

If cactus's plural form is cacti, why isn't bonus's plural form boni?

Title: Only people with large penii can see this topic
Post by: Little_Squirrel on June 04, 2007, 09:03:33 pm

If a certain teachers' quiz is a quizzical, then what are his tests?

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Post by: bioakky on June 04, 2007, 09:05:33 pm

Testy.

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Post by: Little_Squirrel on June 04, 2007, 09:07:39 pm

<_<

Title: Only people with large penii can see this topic
Post by: Kaiser on June 04, 2007, 09:10:30 pm

OH OH OH I KNOW TESTICLE HAHAHA IM SO FuNNY!!!

Title: Only people with large penii can see this topic
Post by: Little_Squirrel on June 04, 2007, 09:12:59 pm

XD XD XD XD XD this is so NOT immature!!! LoL!!!!!!

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Post by: Gen_Brett on June 04, 2007, 09:18:26 pm

Here's a nice article on the plural of penis.
http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mplurals.html (http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mplurals.html)

Title: Only people with large penii can see this topic
Post by: Damen on June 04, 2007, 09:20:41 pm

An essay on Penis

The issues involving Penis has been a popular topic amongst scholars for many years. Advancments in Penis can be linked to many areas. While it has been acknowledged that it has an important part to play in the development of man, it is impossible to overestimate its impact on modern thought. Often it is seen as both a help and a hinderence to those most reliant on technology, whom I can say no more about due to legal restrictions. Relax, sit back and gasp as I display the rich tapestries of Penis.

Social Factors

Society begins and ends with Penis. Upon Peter Pinkleton-PishPosh's return to Britain he remarked 'class will refelect the inner hero' [1], he borrowed much from Penis. A child�s approach to Penis is crunchy on the outside but soft in the middle.

Nothing represents every day life better than Penis, and I mean nothing. Clearly it promotes higher individualism and obeyence of instinct. As soon as a child meets Penis they are changed.

Economic Factors

Do we critique the markets, or do they in-fact critique us? We will primarily be focusing on the Simple-Many-Pies model, making allowances for recent changes in interest rates.
Housing
Prices   

      Penis

Clearly the graphs demonstrates a strong correlation. Why is this? Of course housing prices will eventually break free from the powerful influence of Penis, but not before we see a standardised commercial policy for all. In the light of this free trade must be examined.

Political Factors

Much of the writings of historians display the conquests of the most powerful nations over less powerful ones. Contrasting the numerous political activists campaigning for the interests of Penis can be like looking at Penis and political feeling.

We cannot talk of Penis and politics without remembering the words of nobel prize winner Esperanza Woodpecker 'The success of any political system can only truly be assessed once the fat lady has sung.' [2] One cannot help but agree when faced with Penis, that this highlights an important issue. If our political system can be seen as a cake, then Penis makes a good case for being the icing.
I wait anxiously. What will the next few years bring for Penis?

Conclusion

To reiterate, Penis parades along man's streets and man waves back. It brings peace, it stimulates and most importantly it perseveres.

Here with the final word is Hollywood's Britney Paltrow: 'You win some, you loose some, but Penis wins most often.' [3]

Title: Only people with large penii can see this topic
Post by: Little_Squirrel on June 04, 2007, 09:22:31 pm

Quote from: Gen_Brett

Here's a nice article on the plural of penis.
http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mplurals.html (http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mplurals.html)

O_O *Raises WTF flag*

Title: Only people with large penii can see this topic
Post by: Kaiser on June 04, 2007, 09:31:20 pm

This topic is getting wierd.