Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: ZPO4O on June 09, 2007, 09:16:48 pm
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a few days ago, me alex and chris were in the back of the store just talking.
we somehow got on the subject of energy drinks, and me being me, i brought the conversation to bawls.
alex soon shot his mouth off, being the quick mouthed smartass he is.
"Yeah, I like to guzzle bawls every day! In fact, I'm gonna go home and guzzle some down after work tonight!"
So me and alex started to throw guzzling bawls jokes back and forth for about a minute. Chris just stood there in disgust, cause he didnt know what to think.
Then alex dropped a big ol fat bomb.
"You know what else I like to do? I like to beat cock."
Chris's jaw dropped, and I was left speechless for once in a long time.
Then he decided to add on to his last word.
"You know, go to a farm and find a rooster and start to beat it. You guys have never beat a cock before?"
I decided to join back in after this, and we went on for about another minute of beating cock and guzzling bawls jokes.
Then our manager Eve came, and we all kinda knocked out the jokes. Eve asked what was going on, chris decided to say we were telling dirty jokes. Alex then brought forth his talents once more.
"Eve dont mind, shes a dirty girl. You like dirty things dont you eve?"
But yeah, the conversation went on a bit more, and then chris said he doesnt trust women because they all lie. He got an evil look from our manager eve and yeah...
point is, make sure to guzzle bawls, beat cocks, and tell women with more power then you that you dont trust them cause they lie.
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Seems like a fake story.
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You seem like a fake story!!!
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Mary beats a lot of cock.
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You beat cock kenny!!!
You beat purple door cock!!!
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tonic test.
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fark, Mary. Changing S-O-D-A to farking tonic.
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XD!
Who found that?
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It was suppose to be kenny to find it...did he find it!?
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Oh, yes. This reminds me.
That censor dies TONIGHT.
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XD!
Who found that?
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It was suppose to be kenny to find it...did he find it!?
That was some new member, posting a recipe. He couldn't fix "Baking tonic". So i told kenny, he found out, he cursed and swore. I lol'd.
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Mary, my revenge is complete.
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XD!
I love me.
*drinks a tonic*
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XD @ T-onic
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What kind of store do you work at?
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>_>
My friends joke around with bawls a lot.
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thanks to nintendo we can now buy a wii and bawls online
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And now if Harvest Moon ever comes to the Wii, you very well may get to beat a cock with your wii!!!
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Start to play with your wii, turn it into some cock beating, and guzzle some bawls all at the same time!!!
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tonic