Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V

Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Mr_Cynic on June 29, 2007, 04:09:19 pm

Title: God am I out of shape.
Post by: Mr_Cynic on June 29, 2007, 04:09:19 pm
I just tried the standard strength test for crew (rowing) and couldn't even complete it around 10 seconds over my old time.  Almost got sick, and I didn't even finish.  >_<  I'm whipping myself into shape.  Connor, if you see this, what's your 2K right now?  I just tried it at around 1:57-1:58 split and, as I said, couldn't even finish.
Title: God am I out of shape.
Post by: Kaiser on June 29, 2007, 04:17:49 pm
I'm getting out of shape to. I could barly jog down my road yesterday. I used to be able to do it easily but yesterday I almost felt sick.
Title: God am I out of shape.
Post by: Crunka on June 29, 2007, 05:05:19 pm
M-M-M-M-M-MEGATROOOLLLLL!!!!
Title: God am I out of shape.
Post by: smeeth on June 29, 2007, 08:09:48 pm
Kaiser how're you gonna be an all-star footballer this year then?
Title: God am I out of shape.
Post by: zblewski on June 29, 2007, 08:42:29 pm
I'm scared. On my 3-day canoe trip, i will be doing a 1.1km portage.
Title: God am I out of shape.
Post by: ace of spades on June 29, 2007, 11:09:53 pm
i'm getting into shape! i'm running 3+ miles each day^^
Title: God am I out of shape.
Post by: 1ofkind on June 29, 2007, 11:26:05 pm
Before when I was just about to go into the military, and I had special forces glaring in my eyes I was running about 5 miles every night, but now with my job I can't. I work nonstop lifting, throwing, and kicking the shit out of heavy boxes for hours. My upper body is probably exceptional at this point, and my legs suck. I'm starting to do squats, and even though after them I can barely walk I wake up to no soreness. I hope to be in shape for Muay Thai/getting laid instantly by the summer. Oh, yeah, and I do 500 sit ups almost everyday.
Title: God am I out of shape.
Post by: smeeth on June 30, 2007, 12:46:53 am
I don't know if I should trust 1ofkind... Sounds shifty.
Title: God am I out of shape.
Post by: Mr_Cynic on June 30, 2007, 09:02:04 am
Blewski, I could definitely still do that easily.
Title: God am I out of shape.
Post by: 1ofkind on June 30, 2007, 12:40:54 pm
Quote from: smeeth
I don't know if I should trust 1ofkind... Sounds shifty.
Alright! Fine.
Title: God am I out of shape.
Post by: smeeth on June 30, 2007, 05:03:12 pm
Heh heh. You have been exposed!
Title: God am I out of shape.
Post by: 1ofkind on June 30, 2007, 09:03:19 pm
Do you like my signature?
Title: God am I out of shape.
Post by: schneereich on June 30, 2007, 09:27:31 pm
hm a couple months ago i decided to do pushups every time i go to the bathroom. to build it in as a routine like washing your hands is also a routine. its not much, but its working pretty well by my low standards.
Title: God am I out of shape.
Post by: smeeth on June 30, 2007, 11:33:29 pm
Please tell me you aren't doing that even when you use a public bathroom!
Title: God am I out of shape.
Post by: Fortress on July 01, 2007, 12:32:09 am
Wow, really? Although I really don't think he would...
Title: God am I out of shape.
Post by: 1ofkind on July 01, 2007, 01:46:47 am
About military standard is pretty good to go by.
30 pushups
40 situps, pushups
1 mile run under 10 mins.

Besides being in shape you can really see your metabolism working pretty great.

I just did 500 situps tonight, and more squats. My body was killing me from work last night, but all my soreness is gone. Even before I started work I was dangerous, but now I'm just a WMD.
Title: God am I out of shape.
Post by: Twilight Master Neo on July 01, 2007, 06:13:54 am
I'm pathetic right now. I can't even jump or run when I play basketball. <_< I need to get back out there
Title: God am I out of shape.
Post by: smeeth on July 01, 2007, 05:35:39 pm
I am a fat kid... Lol, not super fat. But big enough to be called fat. At least I think so... Kaiser and Greg, am I fat?
Title: God am I out of shape.
Post by: bburger991 on July 01, 2007, 05:57:12 pm
I'm glad I play football and baseball. Keeps me in shape all year long.
Title: God am I out of shape.
Post by: schneereich on July 02, 2007, 12:41:59 am
Quote from: smeeth
Please tell me you aren't doing that even when you use a public bathroom!

haha no, not in public bathrooms. only in my house.
Title: God am I out of shape.
Post by: ace of spades on July 02, 2007, 08:24:09 pm
Quote from: bburger991
I'm glad I play football and baseball. Keeps me in shape all year long.
i keep in shape by doingh a sport every season: Cross Country(fall), then Basketball (winter), then Track( spring), then Softball (spring/summer), and Cross Country in the summer too. I wish i could play football... *sigh* atleast i'm better than the girls in my gym class    

oh yeah, i ran 4 miles today, and i wasn't tired! yay!! i'm happy  
Title: God am I out of shape.
Post by: Mr_Cynic on July 03, 2007, 04:03:52 pm
I do crew (fall), crew (winter), and crew (spring).  >_>
Title: God am I out of shape.
Post by: bburger991 on July 03, 2007, 09:07:11 pm
Quote from: ace of spades
Quote from: bburger991
I'm glad I play football and baseball. Keeps me in shape all year long.
i keep in shape by doingh a sport every season: Cross Country(fall), then Basketball (winter), then Track( spring), then Softball (spring/summer), and Cross Country in the summer too. I wish i could play football... *sigh* atleast i'm better than the girls in my gym class    

oh yeah, i ran 4 miles today, and i wasn't tired! yay!! i'm happy  

Yeah, you sound like you could be a good reciever or something. How big are you?

And that's good, we had to run damn 5 miles in pads today at practice. >_< About killed me with the 95 degree weather.
Title: God am I out of shape.
Post by: Kaiser on July 03, 2007, 09:15:26 pm
I don't think you seen the part where she said she was in girls gym. I think that's why she doens't want to play football.
Title: God am I out of shape.
Post by: bburger991 on July 03, 2007, 11:04:14 pm
In my gym classes there's guys and girls. >_>
Title: God am I out of shape.
Post by: bburger991 on July 03, 2007, 11:48:20 pm
And I just noticed the "Girl who hides in trees' thing. >_>

Sorry about that lol
Title: God am I out of shape.
Post by: ace of spades on July 04, 2007, 09:47:53 am
Quote from: Kaiser
I don't think you seen the part where she said she was in girls gym. I think that's why she doens't want to play football.
well, the reason isn't that i'm a girl, it's just that it's sort of too late to join. in all honesty i've always wanted to play football or do wrestling just because it seemed like a challenge,(my twin did too) but my mom was never too thrilled when i asked her if i could join a football league or if my twin could try out for wrestling, she didn't want me or my twin getting "hurt".  

oh and bburger, i wish i was in your gym class, i hate being the only girl in my class who actually tries (in softball the girls stand in a circle in left field. i can't be pitcher and EVERY other stinkin' position too!!)
Title: God am I out of shape.
Post by: ace of spades on July 04, 2007, 09:51:57 am
Quote from: bburger991
And I just noticed the "Girl who hides in trees' thing. >_>

Sorry about that lol
haha, that's ok    in an odd way it's a compliment ^^

(oh i never answered how big i was, i'm about 5'7)
Title: God am I out of shape.
Post by: bburger991 on July 04, 2007, 07:58:27 pm
Quote from: ace of spades
Quote from: Kaiser
I don't think you seen the part where she said she was in girls gym. I think that's why she doens't want to play football.
well, the reason isn't that i'm a girl, it's just that it's sort of too late to join. in all honesty i've always wanted to play football or do wrestling just because it seemed like a challenge,(my twin did too) but my mom was never too thrilled when i asked her if i could join a football league or if my twin could try out for wrestling, she didn't want me or my twin getting "hurt".  

oh and bburger, i wish i was in your gym class, i hate being the only girl in my class who actually tries (in softball the girls stand in a circle in left field. i can't be pitcher and EVERY other stinkin' position too!!)

A bunch of people in my class were the same way. There would be like 6 people who would actually do something and then a big group of people just talking and doing nothing.
Title: God am I out of shape.
Post by: 1ofkind on July 04, 2007, 11:40:53 pm
Well listen. Seeing im in shape I'm guna crack open another tonic, and eat chips while watch home movies on demand. Ever since I started working hard I noticed that I went from about half a can of tonic per meal to about 3.
Title: God am I out of shape.
Post by: bburger991 on July 04, 2007, 11:46:08 pm
^Dude thats not good. Your gonna gain a crapload of weight like that. >_>
Title: God am I out of shape.
Post by: ace of spades on July 05, 2007, 07:43:45 am
maybe you're eaing/drinking tonic (i have no idea what tonic is *sweat drop*) because you need the extra energy because you're working out
Title: God am I out of shape.
Post by: Pinwheel on July 05, 2007, 10:30:38 am
I ran 16 miles this morning >_>



Also, the military standard is weaksauce.
Title: God am I out of shape.
Post by: ace of spades on July 05, 2007, 11:37:14 am
*thumbs up* nice job pinwheel!^^
Title: God am I out of shape.
Post by: bburger991 on July 05, 2007, 02:48:51 pm
16 miles? Crap, I couldnt do that lol. Maybe 10 but that's crazy
Title: God am I out of shape.
Post by: 1ofkind on July 05, 2007, 10:44:01 pm
Quote from: ace of spades
maybe you're eaing/drinking tonic (i have no idea what tonic is *sweat drop*) because you need the extra energy because you're working out
I wrote tonic. I swear!

You can't write S o da here. LOL
Title: God am I out of shape.
Post by: Kaiser on July 06, 2007, 12:11:02 am
Lol at pointless filters.
Title: God am I out of shape.
Post by: smeeth on July 06, 2007, 12:37:13 am
Hahaha, how long has that been in effect?
Title: God am I out of shape.
Post by: ace of spades on July 06, 2007, 12:06:28 pm
Quote from: bburger991
16 miles? Crap, I couldnt do that lol. Maybe 10 but that's crazy
i've ran 10 before, and it is crazy
Title: God am I out of shape.
Post by: bburger991 on July 06, 2007, 03:43:20 pm
10 is not fun. I had to do that last year during varsity football conditioning. >___<
Title: God am I out of shape.
Post by: ace of spades on July 06, 2007, 09:46:28 pm
Quote from: bburger991
10 is not fun. I had to do that last year during varsity football conditioning. >___<
i did it because i ate a M&M
Title: God am I out of shape.
Post by: bburger991 on July 06, 2007, 10:23:36 pm
10 miles for an M&M? Seems kind of obsessive. >_>
Title: God am I out of shape.
Post by: hb20c on July 07, 2007, 09:03:24 am
I hope it was a joke lol...I think I''m going to try that bathroom pushup idea  lol
Title: God am I out of shape.
Post by: ace of spades on July 17, 2007, 04:53:05 pm
Quote from: bburger991
10 miles for an M&M? Seems kind of obsessive. >_>
yeah... *sweat drop* but it's the truth (sadly)   i also wanted to prove to myself that i could run 10 miles. i guess the m&m was an excuse to prove myself
Title: God am I out of shape.
Post by: Rynka on July 17, 2007, 07:26:46 pm
10 miles?  I run that much in a week (but I've also got the bad habit of going out and drinking beer once and sometimes twice a week, so it's totally negated).
Title: God am I out of shape.
Post by: —- on July 17, 2007, 07:58:33 pm
o_O

10 miles for an M&M? Reminds me when my aunt potty trained my niece..
Title: God am I out of shape.
Post by: 1ofkind on July 18, 2007, 12:25:45 am
Just did 100 triangle pushups, and 100 squats. I'm working my way up to 150 next week, and then 200 by Christmas every night after work.
Title: God am I out of shape.
Post by: Babelonians on July 18, 2007, 12:54:35 am
Quote from: ace of spades
Quote from: bburger991
I'm glad I play football and baseball. Keeps me in shape all year long.
i keep in shape by doingh a sport every season: Cross Country(fall), then Basketball (winter), then Track( spring), then Softball (spring/summer), and Cross Country in the summer too. I wish i could play football... *sigh* atleast i'm better than the girls in my gym class    

oh yeah, i ran 4 miles today, and i wasn't tired! yay!! i'm happy  


ya my girlfriend is a freakin rediculous cross country runner. Made State and everything. She is always tellin me how she ran 3 miles today and im like awesome. I sat RIGHT here ALLLL day

Other than that I am lazy at home but i also do football, basketball, baseball. Then during the summer i race bikes
Title: God am I out of shape.
Post by: ace of spades on July 19, 2007, 12:30:02 pm
Quote from: Babelonians
Quote from: ace of spades
Quote from: bburger991
I'm glad I play football and baseball. Keeps me in shape all year long.
i keep in shape by doingh a sport every season: Cross Country(fall), then Basketball (winter), then Track( spring), then Softball (spring/summer), and Cross Country in the summer too. I wish i could play football... *sigh* atleast i'm better than the girls in my gym class    

oh yeah, i ran 4 miles today, and i wasn't tired! yay!! i'm happy  


ya my girlfriend is a freakin rediculous cross country runner. Made State and everything. She is always tellin me how she ran 3 miles today and im like awesome. I sat RIGHT here ALLLL day

Other than that I am lazy at home but i also do football, basketball, baseball. Then during the summer i race bikes
have you done any races this summer (for biking)?
Title: God am I out of shape.
Post by: Babelonians on July 19, 2007, 10:22:58 pm
I am doing the Multiple Sclerosis Bike Tour with my dad. 15miles in 2 days. thats a fun one. I also, entered a couple races but i missed them because i got sick for one and i messed up my knee for the other.
Title: God am I out of shape.
Post by: 1ofkind on July 22, 2007, 01:03:59 am
30 & 15 mile runs encounter the most injuries out of all sports.
Title: God am I out of shape.
Post by: Pinwheel on July 23, 2007, 03:15:26 pm
[/quote]


ya my girlfriend is a freakin rediculous cross country runner. Made State and everything. She is always tellin me how she ran 3 miles today and im like awesome. I sat RIGHT here ALLLL day

[/quote]

What state/who is she....
Title: God am I out of shape.
Post by: Babelonians on July 23, 2007, 03:42:39 pm
Wisconsin. Im not gonna give out names because of security purposes. sorry