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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Drumline on July 06, 2007, 01:36:14 pm

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Drumline on July 06, 2007, 01:36:14 pm

Ohh well this is easy and fun. There can be anything in the story you want.  so let it begin

There was a

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Drumline on July 06, 2007, 01:36:50 pm

a man who

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: DRUNKENKING on July 06, 2007, 01:38:00 pm

Danced with cats.

END.

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Fierce2 on July 06, 2007, 01:45:10 pm

and ate dogs

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Flask on July 06, 2007, 02:06:50 pm

I love people who come to the RIA and "introduce" the three word story.

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Fierce2 on July 06, 2007, 02:08:14 pm

three word story is a good time

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: smeeth on July 06, 2007, 02:23:21 pm

Well this went to crap.

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Drumline on July 06, 2007, 02:26:14 pm

you butt holes..

ok start again

there once was

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: ace of spades on July 06, 2007, 03:17:02 pm

a strong warrior

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Fierce2 on July 06, 2007, 06:32:55 pm

with a large

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Drumline on July 06, 2007, 08:31:53 pm

Wang, and he

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: ace of spades on July 06, 2007, 09:51:55 pm

did a dance,

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Fortress on July 06, 2007, 10:08:16 pm

to invoke the

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Agent Skywalker on July 06, 2007, 10:09:04 pm

Rites of Tamburo

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Fortress on July 06, 2007, 10:13:21 pm

which required a

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Agent Skywalker on July 06, 2007, 10:14:21 pm

sacrificed virgin and

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Shadow on July 07, 2007, 12:44:44 am

lots of bacon

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Drumline on July 07, 2007, 08:26:57 am

and as the

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: smeeth on July 07, 2007, 08:31:17 am

warrior danced he

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Drumline on July 07, 2007, 09:42:29 am

hit people wit

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: hb20c on July 07, 2007, 09:43:29 am

a big cheese

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Drumline on July 07, 2007, 11:46:49 am

which smelt like

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: schneereich on July 07, 2007, 12:29:08 pm

crack Coke andine and

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Fortress on July 07, 2007, 01:04:24 pm

cherries. However, as

(New sentence!)

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: hb20c on July 07, 2007, 01:18:13 pm

the man ate

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: schneereich on July 07, 2007, 02:22:25 pm

his wife came

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: hb20c on July 07, 2007, 11:22:42 pm

and then they

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Agent Skywalker on July 08, 2007, 01:39:04 pm

ate the cheese

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: hb20c on July 08, 2007, 01:43:56 pm

lol! best story ever

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: zombie2000 on July 08, 2007, 01:59:03 pm

, making them explode.

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Drumline on July 08, 2007, 02:11:39 pm

when they blew

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: hb20c on July 08, 2007, 02:20:28 pm

each other and

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Fierce2 on July 08, 2007, 03:28:03 pm

drank each others

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: zombie2000 on July 08, 2007, 06:32:38 pm

-censored-, they died.

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: superdude1000 on July 08, 2007, 07:35:12 pm

Something something something,

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Castille on July 08, 2007, 10:24:09 pm

wow how lame

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: superdude1000 on July 08, 2007, 10:25:53 pm

that is nonsense.

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Fierce2 on July 08, 2007, 10:39:43 pm

back to the

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: superdude1000 on July 08, 2007, 11:54:36 pm

future!" he said,

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Ganon5 on July 09, 2007, 04:24:58 am

while eating a

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: hb20c on July 09, 2007, 04:58:46 am

big cheese and

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Fierce2 on July 09, 2007, 09:01:59 am

drinking eack others

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Agent Skywalker on July 09, 2007, 01:37:47 pm

orange tonic, they

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Pinwheel on July 09, 2007, 02:16:21 pm

ran a race

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: hb20c on July 09, 2007, 02:33:20 pm

and then had

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Castille on July 09, 2007, 08:06:19 pm

to pitch a

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Fortress on July 09, 2007, 09:06:52 pm

porcupine at the

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Fierce2 on July 09, 2007, 10:36:09 pm

worlds strongest man

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Agent Skywalker on July 09, 2007, 10:57:57 pm

in order to

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Fierce2 on July 09, 2007, 11:15:57 pm

see how fast

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Agent Skywalker on July 09, 2007, 11:18:22 pm

the strongest man

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: `God` on July 09, 2007, 11:36:11 pm

could die. Then

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Castille on July 10, 2007, 01:32:40 am

the porcipine bite

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Drumline on July 10, 2007, 09:44:43 am

the mans big

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Fierce2 on July 10, 2007, 10:03:07 am

large, distgusting, deformed

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Fortress on July 10, 2007, 10:26:58 am

vile, inconsistent, estranged

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Drumline on July 10, 2007, 03:50:24 pm

hairy, hidious, mutated

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Drumline on July 10, 2007, 10:45:11 pm

raveged, ugly, dark

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Fierce2 on July 10, 2007, 10:48:08 pm

steroid injected thing

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: schneereich on July 11, 2007, 12:15:08 am

commonly known as

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Castille on July 11, 2007, 01:13:51 am

a dang penis

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: bobarito on July 11, 2007, 07:19:23 pm

then he SCREAMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: divilido on July 11, 2007, 08:37:12 pm

God damn porcipine!!!

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Drumline on July 11, 2007, 08:40:40 pm

as the animal

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Ganon5 on July 11, 2007, 08:45:50 pm

formerly known as

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: divilido on July 11, 2007, 08:48:35 pm

Buttsex the sexfiend LOL!!!!

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Castille on July 11, 2007, 09:29:14 pm

scratched his eyes

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Drumline on July 12, 2007, 06:36:34 am

out of his head

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Fierce2 on July 12, 2007, 07:41:28 am

with his tongue

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Castille on July 12, 2007, 12:17:47 pm

(that makes sense how?)

while eating cookies

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: schneereich on July 12, 2007, 01:37:13 pm

and sucking on

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Drumline on July 12, 2007, 01:42:08 pm

a huge, vile

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: bobarito on July 12, 2007, 03:14:52 pm

horrid, stinky, dirty

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: bobarito on July 12, 2007, 03:23:45 pm

french cheese wheel
(not what you thought huh. Sickos jk)

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: dester55 on July 12, 2007, 03:48:45 pm

made of mice

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: schneereich on July 12, 2007, 04:58:55 pm

and roasted beans

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: dester55 on July 12, 2007, 05:00:42 pm

over a fire

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Castille on July 12, 2007, 06:47:33 pm

then they died

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Ganon5 on July 12, 2007, 07:00:28 pm

by falling into

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Castille on July 12, 2007, 08:34:02 pm

a spikey hole

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Fortress on July 12, 2007, 08:41:55 pm

filled with a

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Castille on July 12, 2007, 08:45:41 pm

tomato sauce that

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Fortress on July 12, 2007, 08:47:17 pm

burns out the

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Castille on July 12, 2007, 08:48:26 pm

soul while tasting

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: divilido on July 12, 2007, 08:49:05 pm

ass of animals

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Fortress on July 12, 2007, 08:49:18 pm

like a pack

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: divilido on July 12, 2007, 08:49:20 pm

of hungry vile

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: divilido on July 12, 2007, 08:49:44 pm

huge , enormus, white

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Castille on July 12, 2007, 08:50:58 pm

nonsensical dumb stories

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: divilido on July 12, 2007, 08:53:14 pm

that even I

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Castille on July 12, 2007, 09:35:10 pm

cant understand even

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: divilido on July 12, 2007, 09:57:29 pm

if i'm retarded

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: schneereich on July 12, 2007, 11:02:49 pm

and crippled. The

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Castille on July 12, 2007, 11:17:25 pm

whole world is

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: schneereich on July 12, 2007, 11:35:22 pm

out to get

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: divilido on July 12, 2007, 11:46:52 pm

my retarded ass

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Castille on July 13, 2007, 12:20:14 am

b/c im stupid

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Crunka on July 13, 2007, 04:00:08 am

and partially homosexual

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: divilido on July 13, 2007, 05:47:40 am

because my dad

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on July 13, 2007, 07:04:32 am

's a little drunk

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Mr_Cynic on July 13, 2007, 07:45:09 am

and beats me

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Fierce2 on July 13, 2007, 08:44:13 am

with his large

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Remington on July 13, 2007, 08:50:24 am

big aluminum  bat

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Fierce2 on July 13, 2007, 08:58:15 am

that he got

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Drumline on July 13, 2007, 10:04:36 am

bread and gave

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Drumline on July 14, 2007, 09:14:07 am

to brandons little

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Fierce2 on July 14, 2007, 10:27:36 am

sister for lunch

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: schneereich on July 14, 2007, 06:18:16 pm

in a sandwich

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Fierce2 on July 14, 2007, 06:19:20 pm

then she died

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: divilido on July 14, 2007, 06:21:38 pm

fuck you guys jp.

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Fierce2 on July 14, 2007, 06:23:00 pm

YOURE LUCKY I DON'T FUCKING KILL YOU!!!!!! NO JP.

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Fierce2 on July 14, 2007, 06:23:15 pm

back to the story

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: schneereich on July 14, 2007, 06:24:30 pm

with his back

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Fierce2 on July 14, 2007, 06:48:39 pm

turned to the

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: divilido on July 14, 2007, 09:58:38 pm

wall, very quietly

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: schneereich on July 14, 2007, 10:31:56 pm

he suddenly snapped

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Castille on July 14, 2007, 11:14:05 pm

seriously this stpry is nonsense people should read the whole thing b4 posting more on

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Castille on July 14, 2007, 11:45:43 pm

read
There once was a strong warrior with a large wang, and he did a dance, to invoke the rites of tamburo which required a sacrificed virgin and lots of bacon and as the warrior danced he hit people wit a big cheese which smelt like crack Coke andine and cherries. However, as the man ate his wife came and then they ate the cheese, making them explode. When they blew each other and drank each others –censored-, they died. Something something something. Wow how lame that is nonsense. Back to the future!” he said, while eating a big cheese and drinking eack others orange tonic, they ran a race and then had to pitch a porcupice at the worlds strongest man in order to see how fast the strongest man could die. Then the porcipine bite the mans big, large, distgusting, deformed vile, inconsistent, estranged hairy, hideous, mutated taveged, ugly, dark steroid injected thing commonly known as a dang penis then he screamed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! God damn prcipine!!! As the animal formerly known as Bittsex the Sexfiend scratched his eyes out of his head with his tongue while eating cookies and sucking on a huge, wile horrid, stinky, dirty French cheese wheel made of mice and roasted beans over a fire then they died by falling into a spikey hole filled with a tomato sauce that burns out the soul while tasting ass of animals like a pack of hungry vile huge, enormous, white nonsensical dumb stories that even I cant understand even if im retarded and crippled. The whole world is out to get my retarded ass b/c im stupis and partially homosexual b/c my dad’s a little drunk and beats me with his large big aluminum bat that he got bread and gave to brandons little sisters for lunch in a sandwhich then she died with his back turned to the wall, very quietly he suddenly snapped

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: bobarito on July 15, 2007, 06:46:39 am

Killing them all.

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: bobarito on July 15, 2007, 06:47:01 am

Then the cops

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Fortress on July 15, 2007, 04:19:14 pm

lol @ compiled story

busted through the

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Castille on July 15, 2007, 07:56:39 pm

the compiled story is nonsensical the idea behind this game is that its funny but makes sense if u make it not make sense u lose so basically u all lose!!!!

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Fierce2 on July 15, 2007, 10:21:05 pm

back to the story

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Castille on July 15, 2007, 10:22:40 pm

there is no story it stopped making sense after about the third sentence more like back to the nonsense

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Fierce2 on July 15, 2007, 10:32:24 pm

that's the point, it isn't supposed to make sense

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Drumline on July 16, 2007, 09:19:56 am

NEW START.... FUCK IF YOU WANT TO RUIN IT DO IT SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!


There once was

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Fierce2 on July 16, 2007, 11:40:52 am

woman with a

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: divilido on July 16, 2007, 11:46:11 am

super huge rack!!

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Fierce2 on July 16, 2007, 12:03:16 pm

and an enormus

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: divilido on July 16, 2007, 12:10:44 pm

pair of dogs

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Fierce2 on July 16, 2007, 12:11:17 pm

with the biggest

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: divilido on July 16, 2007, 12:13:32 pm

pair of balls

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Drumline on July 16, 2007, 12:18:12 pm

you have ever

Title: 3 word Story
Post by: Fierce2 on July 16, 2007, 12:42:28 pm

seen in your