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Title: Ding Dong Ditching
Post by: Pterrydactyl on August 12, 2008, 11:14:27 pm

So, About 20 minutes ago, someone tried to 3d my door.

Well, they succeded in ringing it.  However, since they rapidly, I thought something happened and made it to the door fast enough to see them run.

I thought "Oh fuck no", and ran outside.  THey had scattered, but I saw one of them walking down the street.  I ran towards them and yelled "stop".  They ran.  I managed to catch one of them, and put him into the "submissive lock" position.  I picked him up off the ground, held his arms behind his back and told him "call your friends over", which he did.  As soon as they were all their, I grabbed the back of his shirt and walked him to his parents house, where I gave his parents ALL of the kids and told them what happened.  They were extremly unhappy with them and there was more then some yelling.  They thanked me for letting them know and I left.

During the walk to their house though, the kids were begging me not to turn them in and told me multiple times they would never do it again.  I'm guessing they didn't expect a US Army Vet to come bolting after and catch them.  Especially at 11:00pm at night on a weeknight.  At first, they refused to tell me where they lived, so I said "Got it.  I'll give the police a call" and pulled out my cell phone.  I was then directed to their neighborhood.



anywaey tldr:

I pwned some kids.

Title: Ding Dong Ditching
Post by: dester55 on August 12, 2008, 11:29:01 pm

lol sweet.

Title: Ding Dong Ditching
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on August 12, 2008, 11:52:26 pm

awesome; next time wear a cape and when you're all done yell UP UP AND AWAYYYYY

Title: Ding Dong Ditching
Post by: Pterrydactyl on August 13, 2008, 12:59:53 am

Actually, I was thinking of getting a costume and fighting crime.  I think i could probably get pepperball rounds for my paintball gun and stun enemies into submission with tasty spices!

Title: Ding Dong Ditching
Post by: DrunkWino on August 13, 2008, 01:09:59 am

9/10

/would have been a perfect ten had you been naked

Title: Ding Dong Ditching
Post by: Pterrydactyl on August 13, 2008, 01:18:32 am

They were almost really unlucky.  I happened to be cleaning my paintball gun and almost grabbed it, but thought it might be a bad idea if I did chase and capture anyone.

Title: Ding Dong Ditching
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on August 13, 2008, 01:18:43 am

Quote from: DrunkWino

9/10

/would have been a perfect ten had you been naked and had sex with their mothers

fixt

Title: Ding Dong Ditching
Post by: Vice Man on August 13, 2008, 09:36:01 am

Two thumbs up.
And yeah, running after some kids at night carrying something that looks like a gun = bad idea.

Title: Ding Dong Ditching
Post by: Lord Doom on August 13, 2008, 01:19:05 pm

next time you need to wear a batman costume


also, expect them to egg your house the night before halloween (mischief night). or at least thats what everyone where i live does.

Title: Ding Dong Ditching
Post by: Flask on August 13, 2008, 10:37:54 pm

Quote from: Lord Doom

also, expect them to egg your house the night before halloween (mischief night). or at least thats what everyone where i live does.

That would be the time to bring out the paintball gun, sit in the shadows next to your house, and just wait for the same kids.

Title: Ding Dong Ditching
Post by: —- on August 14, 2008, 12:08:09 am

Quote from: Flask

Quote from: Lord Doom

also, expect them to egg your house the night before halloween (mischief night). or at least thats what everyone where i live does.

That would be the time to bring out the paintball gun, sit in the shadows next to your house, and just wait for the same kids.

Ahhh, I lol'd so hard at this.. Good job dude.

Title: Ding Dong Ditching
Post by: Flask on August 14, 2008, 09:03:55 am

Quote from: Loren

Quote from: Flask

Quote from: Lord Doom

also, expect them to egg your house the night before halloween (mischief night). or at least thats what everyone where i live does.

That would be the time to bring out the paintball gun, sit in the shadows next to your house, and just wait for the same kids.

Ahhh, I lol'd so hard at this.. Good job dude.

Loren....you....you....liked something I said?

*fanboy giggle*

Title: Ding Dong Ditching
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on August 14, 2008, 09:43:41 am

dood she just wants your ass

Title: Ding Dong Ditching
Post by: Flask on August 14, 2008, 06:01:59 pm

Quote from: llamavore

dood she just wants your ass

Well duh.

Title: Ding Dong Ditching
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on August 14, 2008, 06:22:27 pm

lol she reminds me of that girl at the party who was trying to get me drunk and Loren me in the bathroom

Title: Ding Dong Ditching
Post by: Vector on August 14, 2008, 10:26:37 pm

Quote from: Flask

Quote from: Loren

Quote from: Flask

Quote from: Lord Doom

also, expect them to egg your house the night before halloween (mischief night). or at least thats what everyone where i live does.

That would be the time to bring out the paintball gun, sit in the shadows next to your house, and just wait for the same kids.

Ahhh, I lol'd so hard at this.. Good job dude.

Loren....you....you....liked something I said?

*fanboy giggle*

um........
scared time nao kay?

Title: Ding Dong Ditching
Post by: dark tyrant on August 14, 2008, 10:42:30 pm

Wowza.

Title: Ding Dong Ditching
Post by: Flask on August 15, 2008, 12:22:34 am

Quote from: Vector

um........
scared time nao kay?

Internetz humor.

Learnz it.

Title: Ding Dong Ditching
Post by: —- on August 15, 2008, 08:48:09 pm

Quote from: llamavore

dood she just wants your ass

You know, you totally ruined my plan. ;_;

Title: Ding Dong Ditching
Post by: Pterrydactyl on August 15, 2008, 09:01:36 pm

I doubt they will do anything to my house again.

Some of them were crying when I brought them to the one guys house.  Also, the neighborhood has been strangly empty the past few days...