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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Pterrydactyl on August 30, 2008, 03:08:37 am

Title: Babylon AD
Post by: Pterrydactyl on August 30, 2008, 03:08:37 am

Wow.  I didn't know VIn Diesel did movies which such a high amount of "FUCKING SUCK".


They have a good amount of CockPony and build incredible suspense, but RUIN THE LIVING FUCK OUT OF IT.

It's like they got to an hour and thought:

"shit shit shit, we've got all this suspense and not enough time to reveal everything... LEts hope they piece it together in a diner at midnight after watching the movie..."

Then, they procede to RUIN   FUCKING   EVERYTHING



The girls dad (who had a bad run in with the Borg) isn't dead (for about 18 seconds, till his face is blown off).

The girls "mom" is actually a power-hungry bitch who isn't satisifed with the ability to nuke a country to kill ONE FUCKING GUY.

Random asian ninja chick dies (because she hasn't survived a whole movie in a really long time).

OH, and the chick, she "might" have super-powers, and while the fact that she (might be) super-smart is explained, the fact that she has MAGICAL FUCKING POWERS isn't.

Yea, not even vin diesels corpse (he was dead at this point), completly survived the ROCKET IN THE FUCKING FACE which (from the appearance of the explosion, wiped out half of new-york), yet she survives UN-FUCKING-SCATHED.

Also, quick spoiler since almost noone understood:








SPOILER ALERT


The whatever-the-fuck-ites had arranged a "virgin" birth of twins (one white and one black) so that their religion would be dominant, thats why one was white and one was black in the end.  It didn't work out, and she died for no apparant reason except that if they tried to do a sequal she has a free pass to not come within 50 fucking miles of it.


END SPOILER

Title: Babylon AD
Post by: Shadow on August 30, 2008, 11:04:40 am

I heard even the director and Vin Diesel ending up saying they didn't like the way it turned out. I guess it was originally a 3 hour film but Fox ending up cutting it down to an hour in a half.

Title: Babylon AD
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on August 30, 2008, 08:33:41 pm

true comedy is born

Title: Babylon AD
Post by: Nitemarebforcrismas on August 30, 2008, 10:35:57 pm

Director Mathieu Kassovitz has expressed outright disgust with the distributors, 20th Century Fox, for removing the movie from his control and altering it significantly. He described the film as "pure violence and stupidity" and that "parts of the movie are like a bad episode of 24."

^^^That's a quote out of an article I read.

Title: Babylon AD
Post by: Crunka on September 02, 2008, 02:06:51 am

that's why no one likes Fox studios.

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Post by: KingRanter on September 02, 2008, 11:42:09 am

didnt see, dont plan on seeing, never was planning on seeing

Title: Babylon AD
Post by: Flask on September 02, 2008, 12:43:42 pm

Me and some friends were planning on seeing Tropic Thunder....

But then we missed that and had to go see this travesty. I agree with everything Atonichis said.

And a part that ticked me off was when the girl said "We're all going to die in New York", and the other two are like "WTF?". But then she ends up getting super powers so that her and "Tulip" don't die anyway.

And when the asian woman got shot, my Chinese friend almost leapt out of his seat. As he said at the end of the movie, "The minority always gets killed."

AND THE ASIAN NUN KNEW KUNG FU. WTF.

Title: Babylon AD
Post by: IronSoldier820 on September 02, 2008, 03:48:52 pm

(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa33/IronSoldier820/JLCMBabylon.jpg)

Title: Babylon AD
Post by: KingRanter on September 02, 2008, 04:39:53 pm

Quote from: IronSoldier820

(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa33/IronSoldier820/JLCMBabylon.jpg)

i dont get it

Title: Babylon AD
Post by: IronSoldier820 on September 02, 2008, 06:01:30 pm

Vomiting on children. What is there to get?

Title: Babylon AD
Post by: Pterrydactyl on September 03, 2008, 10:11:44 pm

He was listing off tons of horrible movies.