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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Pterrydactyl on October 01, 2008, 12:46:45 am

Title: TOM CRUSIE TO KILL HITLER!!!
Post by: Pterrydactyl on October 01, 2008, 12:46:45 am

Yes, in his new movie Valkyrie, Tom cruise will play a ONE EYED NAZI-PIRATE  on a vendetta to kill hitler and prove that the nazi's aren't "all bad".


Trailer:

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ARR MATEYS!

(http://mimg.sulekha.com/english/valkyrie/Valkyrie_m.jpg)

Title: TOM CRUSIE TO KILL HITLER!!!
Post by: Pterrydactyl on October 01, 2008, 12:53:25 am

You saw this here first cause I just made it:






Edit:

I couldn't resist:

(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c127/freeyourmind775/tomcruiseNOTASHOOP.jpg)
(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c127/freeyourmind775/TomCruisecant.jpg)

Title: TOM CRUSIE TO KILL HITLER!!!
Post by: Flask on October 01, 2008, 01:06:32 am

"We have to kill Hitler."

Title: TOM CRUSIE TO KILL HITLER!!!
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on October 01, 2008, 06:39:30 pm

that's not the real tom cruise.

and Hitler was sent back in time to kill nitonici tesla and magneto and patrick stewart's mother... to prevent Hollywood from gaining self-awareness.

pay attention in history class you idiots












the real tom cruise is in oprah's secret moonbase. (hidden deep under the north pole)

Title: TOM CRUSIE TO KILL HITLER!!!
Post by: Pterrydactyl on October 01, 2008, 09:55:29 pm

WHAT?
HOW'D YOU KNOW ABOUT THE MOONBASE?  IT'S A SECRET!

Title: TOM CRUSIE TO KILL HITLER!!!
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on October 02, 2008, 11:34:42 pm

i read about it in the tabloids

Title: TOM CRUSIE TO KILL HITLER!!!
Post by: 1ofkind on October 03, 2008, 11:08:34 am

Make the caption this, he aint on Opera, dancing on a sofa anyone.

Title: TOM CRUSIE TO KILL HITLER!!!
Post by: KingRanter on October 03, 2008, 04:12:03 pm

Quote from: 1ofkind

Make the caption this, he aint on Opera, dancing on a sofa anyone.

I could do that myself under 2 conditions

i would need the picture
i would need that to be repeated cause i don't understand it

Title: TOM CRUSIE TO KILL HITLER!!!
Post by: Pterrydactyl on October 03, 2008, 04:15:08 pm

i have a program that makes Demotivators...
Just let me know what you want it to say...

Title: TOM CRUSIE TO KILL HITLER!!!
Post by: KingRanter on October 03, 2008, 04:17:48 pm

i have a website that makes demotivators

i don't own it, i just found it

whats that program called? I might get it and get rid of that bookmark

Title: TOM CRUSIE TO KILL HITLER!!!
Post by: Pterrydactyl on October 03, 2008, 04:21:02 pm

Demotimaker.

My friend made it in Programming class.  I'll see if I can get you a copy.

Title: TOM CRUSIE TO KILL HITLER!!!
Post by: KingRanter on October 03, 2008, 04:23:16 pm

awesome

Title: TOM CRUSIE TO KILL HITLER!!!
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on October 03, 2008, 05:09:38 pm

*Oprah

not opera.