Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V

Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Preventer Wind on October 19, 2008, 12:27:43 pm

Title: great and powerful demi-god
Post by: Preventer Wind on October 19, 2008, 12:27:43 pm

 Im shit faced. In prep for tuesday with Ramsay, and I feel like death. Teach me the ways of the Dunkin pussy wrangler. For you are the best one I know.
*there needs to be a puking smiley*

Title: great and powerful demi-god
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on October 19, 2008, 02:09:00 pm

lol

Title: great and powerful demi-god
Post by: DrunkWino on October 19, 2008, 02:33:02 pm

Rule of thumb:

If you wake up and feel like shit when you absolutely cannot afford to feel like shit, roll outta bed and drink more.

Title: great and powerful demi-god
Post by: Electric Mango on October 19, 2008, 09:15:28 pm

2nd Rule of Thumb.  When you wake up and feel like shit: Throw up immediately, wake up your hot ass sexi girl friend, make her lick your chode while you whack off on her stomach and then scream Yatzi!  Oh yeah, I'm drunk too so forget about parts 2 and 3

Title: great and powerful demi-god
Post by: Preventer Wind on October 19, 2008, 10:24:08 pm

I feel like shit. I dont think its the booz.

Title: great and powerful demi-god
Post by: DrunkWino on October 19, 2008, 10:35:26 pm

Chug NyQuil, STAT.

Title: great and powerful demi-god
Post by: Preventer Wind on October 19, 2008, 10:40:03 pm

pepto gone.

Title: great and powerful demi-god
Post by: triviuum on October 19, 2008, 11:46:16 pm

drugs are bad.