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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Pterrydactyl on November 17, 2008, 12:39:32 pm

Title: So I finally killed this girl...
Post by: Pterrydactyl on November 17, 2008, 12:39:32 pm
So yea, for like, 5 years I'm been following her around and taking pictures while she wasn't looking.  Recently, she brushed past me and I said Hi.  I'm sure it's love now.  Noone can love her the way I do.  Anyway, we were going good for like, 2 weeks, when she cheated on me.  I saw her hug another guy.  I just knew it had to end, but I wanted her to feel the pain I felt.  So, while he was in class, I cut his brakes.  Later that day, he drove off a cliff and everyone thinks it's Suicide LOL!  Anyway, I let her stew for a good week about it, and when she started to feel better, I grabbed her after school one day and drove to her to my favorite spot at the local metal forge.  When she woke up, I watched her for a few hours.  She called out "Who's doing this", but she must know it was me.  The one she betrayed.  Anyway, it was getting late and I wanted to get to Taco bell before it closed, so I pushed her over the edge into molten iron.

I'm not worried though, I've already got a new girl friend.
Title: So I finally killed this girl...
Post by: Elijah S Konderwink on November 17, 2008, 12:48:52 pm
First-person, singular personal pronoun possession past participle present preposition fifth natural number unit of time equal to 3,600 seconds in length grammatical conjunction, a part of speech that connects two words, phrases, or clauses prior to a specified or implied past, present, or future time having a disease, illness, or disorder preposition this bandwagon effect. >:(
Title: So I finally killed this girl...
Post by: Pterrydactyl on November 17, 2008, 12:50:46 pm
Well, she was mexicun, does that help?
Title: So I finally killed this girl...
Post by: Elijah S Konderwink on November 17, 2008, 12:51:56 pm
Quite.
Title: So I finally killed this girl...
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on November 17, 2008, 02:06:50 pm
you tell the best stories atonichis
Title: So I finally killed this girl...
Post by: Pterrydactyl on November 17, 2008, 04:26:30 pm
thx
Title: So I finally killed this girl...
Post by: KingRanter on November 17, 2008, 04:37:42 pm
#5
Title: So I finally killed this girl...
Post by: Crunka on November 22, 2008, 04:12:09 pm
ROLF



also, i didn't quite catch that mr. konderwink...
Title: So I finally killed this girl...
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on November 22, 2008, 04:31:30 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

sigged
Title: So I finally killed this girl...
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on November 22, 2008, 04:33:09 pm
NOOOOOOO it's too long
Title: So I finally killed this girl...
Post by: Pterrydactyl on November 24, 2008, 12:52:18 pm



I'll be standing by for the next serious topic to relate to.
Title: So I finally killed this girl...
Post by: Elijah S Konderwink on November 24, 2008, 04:35:12 pm
Quote from: Crunka
also, i didn't quite catch that mr. konderwink...

Fuck you.
Title: So I finally killed this girl...
Post by: Pterrydactyl on November 25, 2008, 12:01:09 am
that might get sigged.
Title: So I finally killed this girl...
Post by: Crunka on November 25, 2008, 01:10:56 am
Quote from: Elijah S Konderwink
Quote from: Crunka
also, i didn't quite catch that mr. konderwink...

Fuck you.

sig'd