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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: pielord47 on December 17, 2008, 05:59:17 pm

Title: Sorry, Ranter
Post by: pielord47 on December 17, 2008, 05:59:17 pm
Sonic Unleashed Review (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/472-Sonic-Unleashed)
Title: Sorry, Ranter
Post by: KingRanter on December 17, 2008, 06:28:34 pm
ha

he hates a lot of nintendo games as it is anyways. he completely tore apart brawl.

but thats beside the point, i've seen trailers and noticed a few of the things he said myself but i've been pissed off at bad videogames before but if i can manage to beat a fucking annoying level then i feel proud of myself. or i begrudgingly give it the finger and be thankful it was over. however if i beat a very bad game that i played because it was fun while i was playing it, i'm proud of myself no matter what

now, sonic chronicles was a fucking bad game, and sonic heroes was pretty bad too (but i never owned it) and same can be said for a few other games IM SURE but i dont take reviews seriously.

but im not some kind of sonic fanboy either, so even if i did take reviews seriously, this wouldnt bother me too much


tl;dr: lol, idc
Title: Sorry, Ranter
Post by: Untelligent on December 17, 2008, 07:07:56 pm
Reminds me of this (http://gamefaqsarchive.com/index.php?pg=2251).
Title: Sorry, Ranter
Post by: KingRanter on December 17, 2008, 07:11:38 pm
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Rent or buy:

Only buy this if you're a HUGE fan of the series. Otherwise, rent, or avoid it altogether. You won't be missing much.

i am this. im not a fanboy, but im a fan
Title: Sorry, Ranter
Post by: invincible13matt on December 17, 2008, 09:42:40 pm
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he hates a lot of nintendo games as it is anyways. he completely tore apart brawl.

That isn't actually true. He liked Super Mario Galaxy, used Metroid Prime as an example of a "good" console FPS (see his Turok review), and said that Mario Sunshine and Twilight Princess were better than Mario 64 and Ocarina. He just hates fighting games, and the fact that Nintendo seems to be beating its old franchises to death like he accuses Lucasfilm of doing to Star Wars.

Furthermore, Sonic is not Nintendo. He is Sega.
Title: Sorry, Ranter
Post by: KingRanter on December 17, 2008, 09:59:40 pm
oh thats right. oh well.
Title: Sorry, Ranter
Post by: zblewski on December 17, 2008, 10:13:10 pm
did any of you fucking watch the B-Roll of the video?

http://gamedamage.net/ (http://gamedamage.net/)
Title: Sorry, Ranter
Post by: KingRanter on December 17, 2008, 10:27:54 pm
i dont see how this is extremely relevant >_>
Title: Sorry, Ranter
Post by: pielord47 on December 18, 2008, 12:35:10 pm
The guy with the nice, nice hat on the left is the man ripping on Sonic in the review I showed
Title: Sorry, Ranter
Post by: zblewski on December 18, 2008, 03:41:02 pm
we all know that. I'm just saying YAHTZEE CROSHAW PITCHING A TV PILOT WITH TWO FRIENDS= WIN!!!11

Though Yahtzee needs his own show. Those two friends of his really ruin it.
Title: Sorry, Ranter
Post by: invincible13matt on December 18, 2008, 06:02:59 pm
Quote from: zblewski
we all know that. I'm just saying YAHTZEE CROSHAW PITCHING A TV PILOT WITH TWO FRIENDS= WIN!!!11

Though Yahtzee needs his own show. Those two friends of his really ruin it.

It is win, but he does have his own show in Zero Punctuation. His two friends just make this one different than his usual ranting, as it's balanced by the other two.
Title: Sorry, Ranter
Post by: C-zom on December 18, 2008, 06:11:03 pm
Sonic fucking sucks and that review was hilarious.
Title: Sorry, Ranter
Post by: Elijah S Konderwink on December 18, 2008, 06:14:26 pm
Game that incorporates a die is most spiffing, due to his British descent no doubt.
Title: Sorry, Ranter
Post by: pielord47 on December 19, 2008, 12:04:56 pm
He's Australian, so yeah, he's of British descent.
Title: Sorry, Ranter
Post by: Elijah S Konderwink on December 19, 2008, 01:08:53 pm
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He's Australian, so yeah, he's of British descent.

Yahtzee is a British-born, currently Australian-based writer and gamer with a sweet hat and a chip on his shoulder. When he isn't talking very fast into a headset mic he also designs freeware adventure games and writes the back page column for PC Gamer, who are too important to mention us. His personal site is www.fullyramblomatic.com.

Be inclined to educate yourself in the field of multi-dimensional cognitive process of decoding symbols for the purpose of deriving meaning.
Title: Sorry, Ranter
Post by: Mr_Cynic on December 19, 2008, 01:27:35 pm
Elijah, I can't understand what you just said, but I see you're still a Mexicun.
Title: Sorry, Ranter
Post by: pielord47 on December 19, 2008, 03:47:55 pm
Quote from: Elijah S Konderwink
Quote from: pielord47
He's Australian, so yeah, he's of British descent.

Yahtzee is a British-born, currently Australian-based writer and gamer with a sweet hat and a chip on his shoulder. When he isn't talking very fast into a headset mic he also designs freeware adventure games and writes the back page column for PC Gamer, who are too important to mention us. His personal site is www.fullyramblomatic.com.

Be inclined to educate yourself in the field of multi-dimensional cognitive process of decoding symbols for the purpose of deriving meaning.
Well if he lives in Australia, which you have pointed out, he is Australian.
Title: Sorry, Ranter
Post by: zblewski on December 19, 2008, 05:12:52 pm
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Well if he lives in Australia, which you have pointed out, he is Australian.

Doesnt that make YOU british, stupid american?
Title: Sorry, Ranter
Post by: [b]testingbanitplease[/b] on December 19, 2008, 05:22:16 pm
meow
Title: Sorry, Ranter
Post by: pielord47 on December 19, 2008, 07:37:48 pm
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Well if he lives in Australia, which you have pointed out, he is Australian.

Doesnt that make YOU british, stupid american?
I'm not descended from any Brits in any way.
Title: Sorry, Ranter
Post by: KingRanter on December 19, 2008, 10:55:30 pm
Quote from: [b]testingbanitplease[/b]
meow
Title: Sorry, Ranter
Post by: zblewski on December 20, 2008, 11:38:24 pm
Quote from: [b]testingbanitplease[/b]
meow

Shut up.

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Well if he lives in Australia, which you have pointed out, he is Australian.

Doesnt that make YOU british, stupid american?
I'm not descended from any Brits in any way.

What about dem japs who live in australia?

I WIN, YOU LOSE.
Title: Sorry, Ranter
Post by: pielord47 on December 21, 2008, 02:38:31 pm
Quote from: zblewski
Quote from: [b]testingbanitplease[/b]
meow

Shut up.

Quote from: pielord47
Quote from: zblewski
Quote from: pielord47
Well if he lives in Australia, which you have pointed out, he is Australian.

Doesnt that make YOU british, stupid american?
I'm not descended from any Brits in any way.

What about dem japs who live in australia?

I WIN, YOU LOSE.
I'm confused, how did you win?
Title: Sorry, Ranter
Post by: KingRanter on December 28, 2008, 04:05:02 pm
gravedug, to make a point

i agree with most of the points of those reviews, sonic unleashed is fucking terrible. but coming from me, that isn't to say it isn't fun. I just have an issue with the physics of the wolf-hog levels and the frightening speed of the regular sonic levels. but theyre fun. but the difficulty level accelerates pretty quickly.

but i still think its fun.