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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Damen on July 15, 2007, 12:52:49 pm

Title: A woman was shopping at her local supermarket
Post by: Damen on July 15, 2007, 12:52:49 pm

where she selected the following items:

* A half-gallon of 2% milk
* A half carton of eggs
* A quart of orange juice
* A small head of romaine lettuce
* A 2-pound can of coffee
* And a 1-pound package of bacon

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."

Title: A woman was shopping at her local supermarket
Post by: Babelonians on July 15, 2007, 12:56:37 pm

HAHAHAHA LMAO. that was good

Title: A woman was shopping at her local supermarket
Post by: Twilight Master Neo on July 15, 2007, 12:58:59 pm

XD

Title: A woman was shopping at her local supermarket
Post by: Shyox on July 15, 2007, 01:58:10 pm

Man Damen, I wub woo. Did you make that up?

*Rapes cashier*

Title: A woman was shopping at her local supermarket
Post by: Vintus on July 15, 2007, 02:36:46 pm

XD

Title: A woman was shopping at her local supermarket
Post by: Castille on July 15, 2007, 08:08:12 pm

awww thats really mean but very very Funny!!!

Title: A woman was shopping at her local supermarket
Post by: Fierce2 on July 16, 2007, 08:22:48 am

that's friggin hilarious

Title: A woman was shopping at her local supermarket
Post by: Drumline on July 16, 2007, 09:04:38 am

ROTGLMFAO

Title: A woman was shopping at her local supermarket
Post by: Damen on July 16, 2007, 12:23:56 pm

Quote from: Shyox

Man Damen, I wub woo. Did you make that up?

*Rapes cashier*

I stole it off RI