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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Jac on December 28, 2008, 03:34:28 am

Title: Ever since getting L4D I've been wondering...
Post by: Jac on December 28, 2008, 03:34:28 am
What is everyone's zombie survival plan?
Still thinking of mine.
Title: Ever since getting L4D I've been wondering...
Post by: SWAT128 on December 28, 2008, 09:02:34 am
Get all of my crap onto a boat. Zombies can't swim.
Title: Ever since getting L4D I've been wondering...
Post by: 1ofkind on December 28, 2008, 10:11:11 am
Quote from: SWAT128
Get all of my crap onto a boat. Zombies can't swim.

You fool, if you're lucky enough to realize one is taking place, whilst secured in a location getting to a boat maybe impossible. You need moar preparations, and at least a 12GA shot gun with at least a few boxes 00 bucking shells.  

Anyone without a firearm featuring a load of ammunition that has knockdown power is solely at the mercy of those who do unless the subject is fortified in an absolutely secured location.

My preparations:

None
Weapons:
Shotgun - box of heavy pitchget bb load buckshot (ineffective against pitchgets past short range)
AK-WASR - low ammo
Mosin Sniper Rifle - low ammo

Fortification - a 250 lbs fat ass couldn't break in with all of his might out right trying to infiltrate to kill me.

Title: Ever since getting L4D I've been wondering...
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on December 28, 2008, 11:52:10 am
zombie vaccine
Title: Ever since getting L4D I've been wondering...
Post by: Jac on December 28, 2008, 12:36:34 pm
Quote from: llamavore
zombie vaccine
See that depends on what enunciate of zombie invasion, it could the virus enunciate, or it could be the hell is too full and the dead are coming back, in which case that wouldn't work.
Title: Ever since getting L4D I've been wondering...
Post by: Pterrydactyl on December 28, 2008, 01:29:55 pm
Stay away from the military.

In a zombie infection scenario, the military would probably return to it's high contagious disease contaimination plan.

Which in a nutshell, is the kill anyone attempting to breach the perimeter plan.

Best thing to do would be to hope that the nuke that is dropped detonates close enough that your life is ended quickly and painlessly, and you don't just get a huge dose of radiation which kills you slowly and painfully.
Title: Ever since getting L4D I've been wondering...
Post by: Mr_Cynic on December 28, 2008, 01:38:30 pm
Get on my knees and pray to God.  Probably to get into a church.
Title: Ever since getting L4D I've been wondering...
Post by: Leo on December 28, 2008, 02:06:05 pm
Get laid. I'd probably be the first to die anyway.
Title: Ever since getting L4D I've been wondering...
Post by: Aaron on December 28, 2008, 04:07:50 pm
my plan would be to find as many black people as possible and keep them around me, because black people are always the first ones to die mirite?
Title: Ever since getting L4D I've been wondering...
Post by: Leo on December 28, 2008, 04:30:13 pm
Quote from: Aaron
my plan would be to find as many black people as possible and keep them around me, because black people are always the first ones to die mirite?
But after the zombies killed them, wouldn't you be left alone in the middle?
Title: Ever since getting L4D I've been wondering...
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on December 28, 2008, 04:55:34 pm
zombie vaccine + bang hot zombie chics
Title: Ever since getting L4D I've been wondering...
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on December 28, 2008, 04:55:34 pm
zombie vaccine + bang hot zombie chics
Title: Ever since getting L4D I've been wondering...
Post by: Aaron on December 28, 2008, 05:22:58 pm
Quote from: Leo
Quote from: Aaron
my plan would be to find as many black people as possible and keep them around me, because black people are always the first ones to die mirite?
But after the zombies killed them, wouldn't you be left alone in the middle?

hmm their is a flaw in my plan.

Back to the drawing boards.
Title: Ever since getting L4D I've been wondering...
Post by: iKrolm on December 28, 2008, 10:01:07 pm
(http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb26/iKrolm/zombiesurvival.jpg)

what more do you need?
Title: Ever since getting L4D I've been wondering...
Post by: KingRanter on December 28, 2008, 10:03:34 pm
Quote from: iKrolm
(http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb26/iKrolm/zombiesurvival.jpg)

what moar do you need?
porn?
Title: Ever since getting L4D I've been wondering...
Post by: dester55 on December 28, 2008, 10:47:37 pm
Quote from: Aaron
my plan would be to find as many black people as possible and keep them around me, because black people are always the first ones to die mirite?

if you mean gangbangers, then yes, if not, dont keep them near you.
Title: Ever since getting L4D I've been wondering...
Post by: —- on December 28, 2008, 10:59:01 pm
Quote from: Leo
Get laid. I'd probably be the first to die anyway.

Hehehe. I like this plan. I'm taking it. Or, we can share. Whichever.
Title: Ever since getting L4D I've been wondering...
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on December 29, 2008, 05:59:56 am
double post?

ikrolm you can't just use poop for food and drink
Title: Ever since getting L4D I've been wondering...
Post by: Leo on December 29, 2008, 02:30:16 pm
Quote from: Loren
Quote from: Leo
Get laid. I'd probably be the first to die anyway.

Hehehe. I like this plan. I'm taking it. Or, we can share. Whichever.
*checks name*

*dies*

*comes back to life*

I LIKE IT!
Title: Ever since getting L4D I've been wondering...
Post by: 1ofkind on December 29, 2008, 07:33:59 pm
Quote from: iKrolm
(http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb26/iKrolm/zombiesurvival.jpg)

what moar do you need?

drainage
Title: Ever since getting L4D I've been wondering...
Post by: Leo on December 29, 2008, 07:56:22 pm
Quote from: 1ofkind
Quote from: iKrolm
(http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb26/iKrolm/zombiesurvival.jpg)

what moar do you need?

drainage
A hot girl...
Title: Ever since getting L4D I've been wondering...
Post by: DrunkWino on December 29, 2008, 11:51:18 pm
Survival plan?

No such thing bucko, it's the luck of the draw. Me, I plan to eat well, drink loads and bang anything with a pulse and maybe give some surprise buttsex to a hot zombie chick while waiting for nuke fire to take me away.

Title: Ever since getting L4D I've been wondering...
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on December 30, 2008, 12:11:24 am
[a href=\"http://dontstayvirgin.movielol.org/tos.php\" pitchget=\"_blank\"]http://dontstayvirgin.movielol.org/tos.php[/a]

3. c.
Title: Ever since getting L4D I've been wondering...
Post by: KingRanter on December 30, 2008, 01:15:54 am
Quote from: llamavore
[a href=\"http://dontstayvirgin.movielol.org/tos.php\" pitchget=\"_blank\"]http://dontstayvirgin.movielol.org/tos.php[/a]

3. c.
i have no idea where this came from, how you found it or why you had it at hand. but 3.c. is funny.


also, i signed up my friend peter for this. he got the email and it will be funny when he brings it up at some point.
Title: Ever since getting L4D I've been wondering...
Post by: Leo on December 30, 2008, 12:00:33 pm
Quote from: KingRanter
Quote from: llamavore
http://dontstayvirgin.movielol.org/tos.php (http://dontstayvirgin.movielol.org/tos.php)

3. c.
i have no idea where this came from, how you found it or why you had it at hand. but 3.c. is funny.


also, i signed up my friend peter for this. he got the email and it will be funny when he brings it up at some point.
3. g.

WHA!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Title: Ever since getting L4D I've been wondering...
Post by: moisescruz on December 30, 2008, 02:22:14 pm
holly crap, thats intense!,
what if someone that gets off to that contacts her?
Title: Ever since getting L4D I've been wondering...
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on December 30, 2008, 02:38:15 pm
she'll get recruited like the slut she is.
Title: Ever since getting L4D I've been wondering...
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on December 30, 2008, 02:39:13 pm
oh.