Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Jac on December 28, 2008, 03:34:28 am
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What is everyone's zombie survival plan?
Still thinking of mine.
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Get all of my crap onto a boat. Zombies can't swim.
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Get all of my crap onto a boat. Zombies can't swim.
You fool, if you're lucky enough to realize one is taking place, whilst secured in a location getting to a boat maybe impossible. You need moar preparations, and at least a 12GA shot gun with at least a few boxes 00 bucking shells.
Anyone without a firearm featuring a load of ammunition that has knockdown power is solely at the mercy of those who do unless the subject is fortified in an absolutely secured location.
My preparations:
None
Weapons:
Shotgun - box of heavy pitchget bb load buckshot (ineffective against pitchgets past short range)
AK-WASR - low ammo
Mosin Sniper Rifle - low ammo
Fortification - a 250 lbs fat ass couldn't break in with all of his might out right trying to infiltrate to kill me.
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zombie vaccine
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zombie vaccine
See that depends on what enunciate of zombie invasion, it could the virus enunciate, or it could be the hell is too full and the dead are coming back, in which case that wouldn't work.
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Stay away from the military.
In a zombie infection scenario, the military would probably return to it's high contagious disease contaimination plan.
Which in a nutshell, is the kill anyone attempting to breach the perimeter plan.
Best thing to do would be to hope that the nuke that is dropped detonates close enough that your life is ended quickly and painlessly, and you don't just get a huge dose of radiation which kills you slowly and painfully.
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Get on my knees and pray to God. Probably to get into a church.
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Get laid. I'd probably be the first to die anyway.
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my plan would be to find as many black people as possible and keep them around me, because black people are always the first ones to die mirite?
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my plan would be to find as many black people as possible and keep them around me, because black people are always the first ones to die mirite?
But after the zombies killed them, wouldn't you be left alone in the middle?
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zombie vaccine + bang hot zombie chics
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zombie vaccine + bang hot zombie chics
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my plan would be to find as many black people as possible and keep them around me, because black people are always the first ones to die mirite?
But after the zombies killed them, wouldn't you be left alone in the middle?
hmm their is a flaw in my plan.
Back to the drawing boards.
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(http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb26/iKrolm/zombiesurvival.jpg)
what more do you need?
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(http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb26/iKrolm/zombiesurvival.jpg)
what moar do you need?
porn?
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my plan would be to find as many black people as possible and keep them around me, because black people are always the first ones to die mirite?
if you mean gangbangers, then yes, if not, dont keep them near you.
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Get laid. I'd probably be the first to die anyway.
Hehehe. I like this plan. I'm taking it. Or, we can share. Whichever.
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double post?
ikrolm you can't just use poop for food and drink
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Get laid. I'd probably be the first to die anyway.
Hehehe. I like this plan. I'm taking it. Or, we can share. Whichever.
*checks name*
*dies*
*comes back to life*
I LIKE IT!
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(http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb26/iKrolm/zombiesurvival.jpg)
what moar do you need?
drainage
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(http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb26/iKrolm/zombiesurvival.jpg)
what moar do you need?
drainage
A hot girl...
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Survival plan?
No such thing bucko, it's the luck of the draw. Me, I plan to eat well, drink loads and bang anything with a pulse and maybe give some surprise buttsex to a hot zombie chick while waiting for nuke fire to take me away.
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3. c.
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3. c.
i have no idea where this came from, how you found it or why you had it at hand. but 3.c. is funny.
also, i signed up my friend peter for this. he got the email and it will be funny when he brings it up at some point.
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3. c.
i have no idea where this came from, how you found it or why you had it at hand. but 3.c. is funny.
also, i signed up my friend peter for this. he got the email and it will be funny when he brings it up at some point.
3. g.
WHA!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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holly crap, thats intense!,
what if someone that gets off to that contacts her?
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she'll get recruited like the slut she is.
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oh.