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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: ZPO4O on July 15, 2007, 11:05:51 pm

Title: Fellow RIAers, the time has come.
Post by: ZPO4O on July 15, 2007, 11:05:51 pm: we must begin our holy war against all that is evil!

we must don the angry mob outfits!

pick up our torches and grab our pitchforks!!

IT IS TIME TO KILL ALL GRANDFATHER CLOCKS!!!
Title: Fellow RIAers, the time has come.
Post by: Ganon5 on July 15, 2007, 11:07:32 pm: What is Zeep's Temporary Group?
Also: Death to Grandfather Clocks!
Title: Fellow RIAers, the time has come.
Post by: ZPO4O on July 15, 2007, 11:08:28 pm: It is exactly that, my temporary group.

>_>
Title: Fellow RIAers, the time has come.
Post by: Fierce2 on July 15, 2007, 11:08:46 pm: wow, this is just about as random as you can get
Title: Fellow RIAers, the time has come.
Post by: Shyox on July 15, 2007, 11:09:26 pm: We're gonna cut their god forsaken hands off, and then smash their faces in like in Hook!
Title: Fellow RIAers, the time has come.
Post by: Shyox on July 15, 2007, 11:09:27 pm: We're gonna cut their god forsaken hands off, and then smash their faces in like in Hook!
Title: Fellow RIAers, the time has come.
Post by: smeeth on July 15, 2007, 11:10:24 pm: I like grandfather clocks! Therefore, I declare to fight on the side of the clocks as they can't defend themselves. (They're inanimate objects, y'know?)
Title: Fellow RIAers, the time has come.
Post by: ZPO4O on July 15, 2007, 11:10:24 pm: Damn right oxshit, you have the true spirit!!!
Title: Fellow RIAers, the time has come.
Post by: ZPO4O on July 15, 2007, 11:11:51 pm: Damn you smeeth!
They need not any help!

I warn you now however...if you side with them, you are siding against me, and i lost a fight with a grandfather clock once before, I PLAN ON WINNING THIS TIME!!!
Title: Fellow RIAers, the time has come.
Post by: smeeth on July 15, 2007, 11:13:22 pm: Me and the clocks will hole up in the woods. Where we'll create more grandfather clocks and amass an army. You'll hear our war cry, believe you me. Tick tock! Tick tock!
Title: Fellow RIAers, the time has come.
Post by: ZPO4O on July 15, 2007, 11:14:18 pm: Second in Command, Mister Oxshit. I want you to burn all woods NOW!

ASAP!!! NAPALM THEM ALL!!!!!!
Title: Fellow RIAers, the time has come.
Post by: smeeth on July 15, 2007, 11:15:44 pm: We live in the underwater forests! Bwuhahahaha! Now what are your plans? BTW I appoint Professor Oak to be my Second in Command of the grandfather clock army.
Title: Fellow RIAers, the time has come.
Post by: Ananegg on July 15, 2007, 11:17:16 pm: *graps lighter and gasoline tanker truck*

FLAME ON!!!
Title: Fellow RIAers, the time has come.
Post by: ZPO4O on July 15, 2007, 11:17:37 pm: BASTARD!

You KNOW we cant go underwater!

That is part of the truce we have with the giant squid...we cross into their land, and they ink all of our fresh water...you FIEND!
Title: Fellow RIAers, the time has come.
Post by: smeeth on July 15, 2007, 11:18:55 pm: Wait a second... Why are we going to war? And BTW this is a horrible declaration of war upon the mighty grandfather clocks.
Title: Fellow RIAers, the time has come.
Post by: ZPO4O on July 15, 2007, 11:19:04 pm: Egg man, you are second in second command...guard all the beaches to oceans and seas, burn all forms of wood you see nearing the water. This includes any sort of wooden boats and old surf boards, we cant allow any spies to get out into the ocean to call out for help from the squid.

GO NOW!!!
Title: Fellow RIAers, the time has come.
Post by: Ananegg on July 15, 2007, 11:19:45 pm: Actually, I'm good friends with Aquaman. He will fight for us under the sea, under the sea! Darling it's better down where it's wetter take it from me!
Title: Fellow RIAers, the time has come.
Post by: ZPO4O on July 15, 2007, 11:20:17 pm: We are going to war cause I am finally getting revenge on that clock that attacked me as a kid...
Title: Fellow RIAers, the time has come.
Post by: smeeth on July 15, 2007, 11:27:51 pm: Damn... Ok, well y'know what? It seems I face overwhelming odds so I am going to pull a France and...

*pulls out a white flag*

I surrender to the might of Zeep!
Title: Fellow RIAers, the time has come.
Post by: ZPO4O on July 15, 2007, 11:29:20 pm: Smart choice smeeth...I was about to get the rights to kill you from moth...

Zeep
11:24
do I have your persmission to kill smeeth?>

Moth
11:24
No.

Zeep
11:25
...
but he is against me!
he sided with the clocks
he is a sworn enemy
and evil
he will destroy the RIA

Moth
11:26
>_>

Zeep
11:26
<_<
HE IS AGAINST ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY!!!!
Title: Fellow RIAers, the time has come.
Post by: smeeth on July 15, 2007, 11:31:54 pm: Well then... Uh, but in the event that the clocks start winning the war I side with them again.
Title: Fellow RIAers, the time has come.
Post by: ZPO4O on July 15, 2007, 11:34:06 pm: Well too bad smeeth. you are now a Zeep POW.

I am talking to moth as to who i can trade you for...he said flask is out of the question. I'm thinking I might try for shy now...

<_<
Title: Fellow RIAers, the time has come.
Post by: smeeth on July 15, 2007, 11:38:45 pm: And I can't escape? Damn me and my siding with the clocks!
Title: Fellow RIAers, the time has come.
Post by: Ganon5 on July 15, 2007, 11:38:56 pm: Zeep! Come quick I've got 1 of them.
*drags a grandfather clock in a net into the topic*
We can interrogate it for the location of other politically powerful clocks.
Title: Fellow RIAers, the time has come.
Post by: ZPO4O on July 15, 2007, 11:41:00 pm: Good job Ganon!

Take him into the back room, I am still trying to get someone in return for smeeth...

<_<

Oh by the way, take smeeth with you, interrogate him as well. He may know where important clocks are too. Feel free to torture him all you want, moth gave me the ok for that.
Title: Fellow RIAers, the time has come.
Post by: Ganon5 on July 15, 2007, 11:41:53 pm: Excellent... [/Burns]
Title: Fellow RIAers, the time has come.
Post by: smeeth on July 15, 2007, 11:44:12 pm: Ouch! Curse you ganon and especially you Zeep! I'll get both of you when this is over. And I'll never give up my friends and allies.
Title: Fellow RIAers, the time has come.
Post by: DRUNKENKING on July 15, 2007, 11:49:03 pm: *DRUNKY kills Ganon and saves Smeeth
Title: Fellow RIAers, the time has come.
Post by: ZPO4O on July 15, 2007, 11:49:06 pm: Ganon, moth refuses to give us flask...I tried for shy but he gave me no word...I also asked for kaiser, but also got no word...

<_<

So its time to keep up to our word, and harm smeeth.

So every hour we have smeeth, pluck out a hair from him.

Any hair, anywhere...
Title: Fellow RIAers, the time has come.
Post by: ZPO4O on July 15, 2007, 11:49:45 pm: DAMN YOU DRUNK!!!!

You just foiled my plan before I even set it forth!
Title: Fellow RIAers, the time has come.
Post by: smeeth on July 15, 2007, 11:51:06 pm: Bwuahahaha! Thank you DK! Now run to the clockmobile! Strangely it looks like a cup. I bought it second hand and it was so cheap I just had to buy it. We must warn my grandfather clock brethren.
Title: Fellow RIAers, the time has come.
Post by: ZPO4O on July 15, 2007, 11:53:20 pm: BAH!

FINE!!!!!!

This means war!!!

The war agains the clocks shall continue...just not right now.
Title: Fellow RIAers, the time has come.
Post by: smeeth on July 15, 2007, 11:56:09 pm: Fine! I'll search as many antique shops as humanly possible and rally the troops.
Title: Fellow RIAers, the time has come.
Post by: DRUNKENKING on July 15, 2007, 11:56:34 pm: Quote from: smeeth
Bwuahahaha! Thank you DK! Now run to the clockmobile! Strangely it looks like a cup. I bought it second hand and it was so cheap I just had to buy it. We must warn my grandfather clock brethren.

You do that. I'll distract Zeep with Pie!

Yum. Pie.
Title: Fellow RIAers, the time has come.
Post by: Ganon5 on July 15, 2007, 11:57:36 pm: *Wishes he was alive to eat some pie* ;_;
Title: Fellow RIAers, the time has come.
Post by: Ananegg on July 16, 2007, 12:02:37 am: *burns the trees*

HEHE.

*burns the drift wood*

HEHE.

*has aquaman and his aquatic friends attack the undersea forces*

HEHE.

*laughs like a school girl*

HEHE.

**shoots DK in the head*

HEHE.

*types in broken sentances*

HEHE.

*just keeps tpying*

HEHE.

*like the energizer bunny of posting*

HEHE.

*i just keep going*

HEHE.

*and going*

HEHE.

*and going.*

HEHE.
Title: Fellow RIAers, the time has come.
Post by: smeeth on July 16, 2007, 12:32:26 am: *deploys missles from the clockmobile and kills Zeep*
BWhahahahaha! Take that. Now, my wooden clock brethren, assault and buttsecks his body!
Title: Fellow RIAers, the time has come.
Post by: Shyox on July 16, 2007, 02:12:48 am: To: GrandfatherClocks From: Shyox 7/15/2007 11:32:00 PM Subject: Nuclear Attack
Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons by Shyox. You lost 243,984 soldiers, 98,231 defending tanks, 21,476 cruise missiles, 1956.000 miles of land, 3598.000 infrastructure, and 4/4 of your aircraft force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many years of economic devastation.
Title: Fellow RIAers, the time has come.
Post by: Ganon5 on July 16, 2007, 05:42:16 am: That's right, show em who's boss!
Title: Fellow RIAers, the time has come.
Post by: smeeth on July 16, 2007, 01:45:34 pm: Damn it all! I surrender again.
Title: Fellow RIAers, the time has come.
Post by: DRUNKENKING on July 30, 2007, 04:05:56 am: Hah. You shot DK! I am DRUNKENKING! *Flies Helicopter and shoots Shyox*
Title: Fellow RIAers, the time has come.
Post by: vgmmaster on July 30, 2007, 09:03:06 am: I side with the clocks as the clocks, I know, are not evil. A clock can never be evil, and I'll tell you why with simple logic.

A clock can never reach the time of 6:66. Therefore, the object is pure, as evilness never was, and never will be reached.
Title: Fellow RIAers, the time has come.
Post by: Delta1212 on July 30, 2007, 09:16:13 am: *coug*It'sactually636andclockscanreachthat*cough*

=/
Title: Fellow RIAers, the time has come.
Post by: evil greg guy on July 30, 2007, 11:10:56 am: OOOHH!!!! DELTA'S GOT YA THERE!
Title: Fellow RIAers, the time has come.
Post by: evil greg guy on July 30, 2007, 11:12:06 am: but regardless, *sides with clocks*
Title: Fellow RIAers, the time has come.
Post by: evil greg guy on July 30, 2007, 11:13:17 am: *uses the allspark to form super ultra clock transformers* Gentlemen, id like you to meet my friend, his name is Clocktimus Prime!!!!

*Clocktimus destroys Zeep's army*
Title: Fellow RIAers, the time has come.
Post by: Shamedmonkey on July 30, 2007, 12:15:10 pm: Quote from: Delta1212
*coug*It'sactually636andclockscanreachthat*cough*

=/

Isn't it 616?
Title: Fellow RIAers, the time has come.
Post by: evil greg guy on July 31, 2007, 10:47:59 am: grrrrrrrr.... *Clocktimus Prime crushes ShamedMonkey*
Title: Fellow RIAers, the time has come.
Post by: —- on July 31, 2007, 05:34:28 pm: Quote from: Shamedmonkey
Quote from: Delta1212
*coug*It'sactually636andclockscanreachthat*cough*

=/

Isn't it 616?
It is. Googled it.

Pirates > Ninjas
Title: Fellow RIAers, the time has come.
Post by: Ganon5 on July 31, 2007, 07:42:44 pm: Grandfather clocks can reach 6:66 if they want to. A particularly evil clock once showed me