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Title: My nipples
Post by: smeeth on January 08, 2009, 10:52:19 pm
Alright. So I was at work tonight just minding my own business, doing my work, eating some pizza, and such. After I'm done eating my nipples become itchy. I was like, "Well this is annoying..." So I itched them and itched them. A few minutes later my nipples began to have a burning sensation. I rushed to the bathroom to check myself out and my nipples were completely red. I'm scared RIA. What do you think this is?
Title: My nipples
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on January 09, 2009, 02:24:08 am
pregnant


with antichrist
Title: My nipples
Post by: Aaron on January 09, 2009, 03:18:01 am
your in love.
Title: My nipples
Post by: Electric Mango on January 09, 2009, 12:09:11 pm
Your nipples burn red when ever there is a threat of danger.  You've been given a precious gift, I only hope you use it for good, not evil.
Title: My nipples
Post by: dester55 on January 09, 2009, 12:28:29 pm
pics or GTFO
Title: My nipples
Post by: Crunka on January 09, 2009, 05:39:03 pm
you really like pizza?
Title: My nipples
Post by: DrunkWino on January 09, 2009, 06:00:20 pm
A classic case of ichynippleites. You have four days to live.
Title: My nipples
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on January 09, 2009, 07:42:53 pm
I felt bad about all the joke responses so seriously? it could be an allergic reaction, or a form of dermatitis (dermatitis is not contagious or anything weird like that just skin infection)
Title: My nipples
Post by: KingRanter on January 09, 2009, 09:48:08 pm
i have a rash around my chest area that itches from time to time, its been around for a while and it doesnt bother me that much unless i see it. it also spread to my left wrist the other day, where i wear my watch, but just for the day.
Title: My nipples
Post by: Vector on January 09, 2009, 10:11:35 pm
sounds like scabies
itches to start
can be red and feel like burning
if it keeps itching for the next 2 days go to a doc
Title: My nipples
Post by: Chuck Normis on January 10, 2009, 12:17:15 am
It more than likely isn't an allergic reaction. Normally, your eyes water, and your nose runs. If it is a serious reaction, your mouth gets all itchy, and your throat or tongue feels like it is swelling. It can get hard to breath. It also might include your hands and feet itching. You didn't talk about any of that, so it isn't an allergic action. I am deathly allergic to stuff (epi-pen status in 3 min or less). So that isn't your problem. It could be a number of other things though like a new detergent or something that you are not used to or something like that. IDK.
Title: My nipples
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on January 10, 2009, 03:50:14 am
there's different kinds of allergies. I've developed allergies to certain foods - slight cold symptoms. different from normal allergies you're born with, to be sure, but an allergy nonetheless.
Title: My nipples
Post by: Mr_Cynic on January 10, 2009, 09:43:16 am
Joke responses are what he should expect.  If he came to the motherfucking RIA to ask us about his burning itchy nipples, he wasn't expecting real medical advice.
Title: My nipples
Post by: Electric Mango on January 10, 2009, 10:29:06 am
Quote from: Mr_Cynic
Joke responses are what he should expect.  If he came to the motherfucking RIA to ask us about his burning itchy nipples, he wasn't expecting real medical advice.


^

This, but I love how everyone loves to play Dr House.
Title: My nipples
Post by: smeeth on January 10, 2009, 02:55:37 pm
Quote from: Mr_Cynic
Joke responses are what he should expect.  If he came to the motherfucking RIA to ask us about his burning itchy nipples, he wasn't expecting real medical advice.
^This.
I just like seeing what you guys say.
Title: My nipples
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on January 10, 2009, 03:57:11 pm
hey it sounded serious to me. nipple problems can change your life.
Title: My nipples
Post by: Adolf Von Sippycup on January 10, 2009, 05:45:08 pm
AH! MY NIPPLES HURT! THEY HURT WHEN I TWIST THEM!

Quote from: llamavore
pregnant


with antichrist
I didn't know that he was really a female porcupine...
Title: My nipples
Post by: 1ofkind on January 10, 2009, 06:08:46 pm
Last Post Today, 12:45 AM
In: My nipples
By: Adolf Von Sippycup

^ legendary.


You know if you scratched you nipples it's very likely that cuts occurred, and then they become irritated.
Title: My nipples
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on January 10, 2009, 07:57:20 pm
lol mel gibson
Title: My nipples
Post by: moisescruz on January 11, 2009, 10:32:41 am
Quote
^

This, but I love how everyone loves to play Dr House.
super LOL
Title: My nipples
Post by: Vector on January 11, 2009, 12:48:40 pm
Quote from: Electric Mango
Quote from: Mr_Cynic
Joke responses are what he should expect.  If he came to the motherfucking RIA to ask us about his burning itchy nipples, he wasn't expecting real medical advice.


^

This, but I love how everyone loves to play Dr House.


i prefer copypasta from webmd
Title: My nipples
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on January 11, 2009, 10:20:11 pm
um dr. house is an actor >.<



/sry me lying