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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Jac on March 30, 2009, 03:43:45 pm

Title: OMFG
Post by: Jac on March 30, 2009, 03:43:45 pm
The guy who does the ShamWow commercials (aka Vince Shlomi) got arrested after punching a hooker in the face..... wow. This actually happen a while back, feb.. 7 from what I've seen.

ShamWow HookerPunch (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html)
Title: OMFG
Post by: DrunkWino on March 30, 2009, 03:47:10 pm
There needs to be a fighting game with a special finisher called The ShamWow HookerPunch.
Title: OMFG
Post by: Leo on March 30, 2009, 03:51:53 pm
That's a pretty cool name to win with.
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Post by: Untelligent on March 30, 2009, 06:24:17 pm
How long before the ShamWow guy becomes the new Dell Dude?
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Post by: sircrimson on March 30, 2009, 07:17:29 pm
SHAAAMWOOW HOOKER PUNCH !!!

in Dragon ball z style

Note: I hate dragon ball Z...
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Post by: Leo on March 30, 2009, 08:06:11 pm
For some reason, I doubt that.
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on March 30, 2009, 08:13:58 pm
pretty great. if he's telling the truth she deserved it. he should give hooker-handling safety lessons
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Post by: DrunkWino on March 30, 2009, 08:14:52 pm
I was thinking more like Street Fighter. Guile winds up, shouts "SHAM-WOWWWWWW HOOKERPUNCH," and punches Chun-Li right in the face.
Title: OMFG
Post by: Leo on March 30, 2009, 08:16:22 pm
I'd pay to see Chun-Li naked if she was hot in real life.
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Post by: DrunkWino on March 30, 2009, 08:17:40 pm
It's interesting that her thighs are larger that her tits and her tits are larger than her head.
Title: OMFG
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on March 30, 2009, 08:17:46 pm
I envisioned a mortal kombat fatality that starts with handing over booze, money, kissing, struggling while kissing, repeated uppercuts while struggling while kissing, and then police sirens with cops handcuffing both perps and walking them off screen. FLAWLESS VICTORY
Title: OMFG
Post by: Leo on March 30, 2009, 08:27:23 pm
Quote from: DrunkWino
It's interesting that her thighs are larger that her tits and her tits are larger than her head.
Nothing wrong with big tits.
Title: OMFG
Post by: Crazyman93 on March 30, 2009, 08:46:37 pm
I think he was remarking on the fact she has huge thighs more then huge tits. Or she has a small head.
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Post by: DrunkWino on March 30, 2009, 08:48:27 pm
No, it's the huge thighs thing.

/which is strangely erotic in a cartoon broad.
Title: OMFG
Post by: Arsenal 10 on March 30, 2009, 08:51:53 pm
Quote from: Leo
Quote from: DrunkWino
It's interesting that her thighs are larger that her tits and her tits are larger than her head.
Nothing wrong with big tits.
More than a handful is just a waste..
Title: OMFG
Post by: DrunkWino on March 30, 2009, 08:53:09 pm
Quote from: Arsenal 10
Quote from: Leo
Quote from: DrunkWino
It's interesting that her thighs are larger that her tits and her tits are larger than her head.
Nothing wrong with big tits.
More than a handful is just a waste..
Get bigger hands.
Title: OMFG
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on March 31, 2009, 02:20:04 am
well the dudes have huge arms and shit, maybe they were trying to make her look buff without making the upper half look like a body builder. like, I guess, she uses steroids on her hips. lol

which would make it scary going down on her
Title: OMFG
Post by: DrunkWino on March 31, 2009, 09:08:58 am
Quote from: llamavore
which would make it scary going down on her

"Oh God! Oh God! Yes! Yes! YES! OH FUCK YES! RIGHT THERE! DON'T STOP..."

*crunch*

"Oh FUCK! I smashed another guy's skull! DAMMIT!"
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Post by: Pterrydactyl on March 31, 2009, 12:54:14 pm
I heard this was all a setup arranged by the Oxyclean guy.
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on March 31, 2009, 06:33:19 pm
yeah billy mays and some other infomercial guy are getting a tv show. No lie. I think it's on discovery. CHRIST
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Post by: Leo on March 31, 2009, 06:43:22 pm
H.
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on April 01, 2009, 12:12:33 am
HUNTER
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Post by: Leo on April 01, 2009, 03:57:04 pm
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAY JESUS!!!!!
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Post by: xxZillaxx on April 01, 2009, 04:33:49 pm
I claim copyright on the topic name.
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Post by: Leo on April 01, 2009, 04:39:44 pm
I claim copyright on your mother.
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on April 01, 2009, 08:31:42 pm
you know they're filing patents on naturally occuring genes and shit

it's criminal
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Post by: Leo on April 01, 2009, 08:34:43 pm
Then I should patent my jeans before someone else gets to them!
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Post by: Crazyman93 on April 01, 2009, 09:03:26 pm
That Lance guy from the Shamwow comercials?
Well, one part of that name is right.
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Post by: Jac on April 01, 2009, 10:50:28 pm
Quote from: Leo
I claim copyright on your mother.
I second this claim and shall be representing Leo in his case for, let me see here, "your mother".
Title: OMFG
Post by: Leo on April 02, 2009, 04:34:17 pm
And I will have wild, passionate sex with my aforementioned lawyer during the court case on the defendants table.
Title: OMFG
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on April 02, 2009, 05:22:08 pm
Quote from: Leo
And I will have wild, passionate sex with my aforementioned lawyer during the court case on the defendants table.
during said lewd activity the lawyer (heretofore referred to as 'lawyer secksmeats') will realize that ever since early childhood, he wished he was female.
Title: OMFG
Post by: Leo on April 02, 2009, 05:24:35 pm
Or you could just refer to him as JuggaloJac... ya know, because that's his nombre.
Title: OMFG
Post by: Jac on April 02, 2009, 10:53:33 pm
Quote from: llamavore
Quote from: Leo
And I will have wild, passionate sex with my aforementioned lawyer during the court case on the defendants table.
during said lewd activity the lawyer (heretofore referred to as 'lawyer secksmeats') will realize that ever since early childhood, he wished he was female.
Lawl
Title: OMFG
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on April 02, 2009, 11:56:30 pm
lawl; true lawl.