Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: C-zom on August 29, 2009, 03:18:01 pm
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Both of these are arguablly the most convenient breakfast outside of the cereal arena. Both have their pros and cons to me.
Poptarts:
Pros:
Good on the fly
Can eat many
Box has 2x more than Strudels
Convenient and easier to make
Can eat without warming up
Cons:
Thin as paper
Weak filling
Baked in icing
Experimental flavors suck
Strudels:
Pros:
More filling than poptarts
More variety
3x thicker
Fresh icing
Cons:
Frozen
Long cook time
Not an on the run food
Outside thin crust almost always burns
Cottage Cheese in the middle is not for everyone
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I never had a toaster strudel and I haven't had a poptart in like 10 years.
I voted "I don't like either, and am gay" even though I don't dislike either, I just don't eat them. Also I'm not gay.
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tonic Tarts all the way. If I have to squirt goo all over something, I am damn sure not eating it.
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Toster Strudels all the way mannnnnn~~~
tonictarts are nasty and taste like cardboard.
And I've managed to perfect the art of cooking a toster strudel so that it never burns. Plus, I stick mostly to the plain strawberry flavor, so I don't have to worry about the insides.
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Toaster Strudel FUCK YES.
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Strawberry is indeed the best flavor for strudel, AND for poptarts too.
The experimental flavors of toaster strudels can be fucking disgusting.
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I enjoy both, but Toaster Strudels are the better of the two.
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What ARE tonictarts and Toaster Strudels?
I've never had any so I wouldn't know. What do they look like?
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Like a flat penis filled with jelly.
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These are such American things. I doubt many people outside of the US have had one, I haven't.
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I figured as much. Only Americans would come up with something akin to a flat penis filled with jelly for cuisine.
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But it's really tasty, like my penis.
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I figured as much. Only Americans would come up with something akin to a flat penis filled with jelly for cuisine.
That's like the opposite of true.
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But it's really tasty, like my penis.
...So how exactly would you know that your own penis is, well, "tasty"?
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I've gotten a few good reviews.
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I've gotten a few good reviews.
By the way, reviews from guys don't count.
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There go half my reviews, then!
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There go half my reviews, then!
Uh oh...so you are only half gay....
I'm screwed.
DASH!
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Toaster strudels! I haven't had one in years, but they are far better. Definitely worth the "long" cook time and any other cons.
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I never thought that toaster strudels took terribly long to cook. I'd say it takes about just as long as a tonic-tart to cook, if you're cooking the tonic-tart.
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That's why I said "long" because its a pretty short cooking time, but that was pointed out as a con.
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poptarts cos you can call them potarts. however bagelfuls > all other
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There go half my reviews, then!
Uh oh...so you are only half gay....
I'm screwed.
DASH!
I'm actually fully straight. Just remember, what happens in the RIA...
scars you for the rest of your life. By the way, I forgot my pants in your hair.
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I was eating a lot of poptarts at work a couple years ago. They had a few flavors out you were supposed to freeze before you ate them. I actually collected enough box tops to send away for a poptart box you put in the freezer and put the tarts in which changed colors to tell you when they were ready (i.e. the coors lite bullshit bottle). It rules.
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Topic title is also the name of an awesome song. That will be all.
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thought about it for like 10min.....i cant decide.....I like them both so damn much.
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There go half my reviews, then!
Uh oh...so you are only half gay....
I'm screwed.
DASH!
I'm actually fully straight. Just remember, what happens in the RIA...
scars you for the rest of your life. By the way, I forgot my pants in your hair.
...What are you talking about? I don't even remember you taking it off.
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^Sometimes it's better not to remember.
Also, I had an unfrosted poptart today and realized that frosted is definitely better.
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potarts have more unhealthy neon delicious coloration.
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But toaster strudels require you to spray god's semen all over before eating just to ensure that they are perfect.
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Toaster Strudel FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tonictarts don't taste as good.
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But toaster strudels require you to spray god's semen all over before eating just to ensure that they are perfect.
but I do that all the time
right myrrh ^^
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Ok, you have me there.
I believe this topic is enchanted, because my mom bought toaster strudels for the first time in years today. It is NOT a coincidence.
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Maybe your mom got sprayed with god's semen.
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Maybe your mom got sprayed with god's semen.
she'd like that
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Ok, you have me there.
I believe this topic is enchanted, because my mom bought toaster strudels for the first time in years today. It is NOT a coincidence.
this topic is now about voluptuous and universally attractive just-graduated japanese schoolgirls who got bussed to our houses in bikinis and need to sleep in our beds.
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There's no room in my bed for another person I'm afraid. OUT IN THE COLD FOR YOU.
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they will huddle together for warmth, like a pile of hamsters. good for diving
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this topic is now about voluptuous and universally attractive just-graduated japanese schoolgirls who got bussed to our houses in bikinis and need to sleep in our beds.
I wonder how well that describes Myrrh ....
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"just-graduated" ?
I'm a drop-out. XP
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"just-graduated" ?
I'm a drop-out. XP
And -this- is why I'm thankful I'm going off to a good college.
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...I'm an employed drop-out.
My pay isn't half bad either. Plus I get many company paid expenses and frequent travels to different countries in Asia.
And I'm make more than I would have made from getting a degree at the university, so I'm acually glad I went and dropped out.
My job rocks.
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But without going to school, I'd never be able to follow my desired career path. My ideal careers kinda require some degree of higher education.
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Sure you can. Just improvise if you don't have a degree.
With a little improvision, you can handle any situation.
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While that may hold true in the field of music (which is incidentally where I'm minoring, in organ performance), I don't think it works quite as well in the field of International Relations.
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Sure it works. Just threaten the source of the situation, blackmail or do whatever it take to coherce it into seeing your way.
It works everytime when i do it. ^^
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... Rather hard to threaten the CIA. I'd imagine that typically results in jail-time. >_>
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You can do it!
XP
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ2HcRl4wSk...feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ2HcRl4wSk&feature=related)
I had to do it.
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^^''
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rob schneider sucks. dont ever post that shit in here again.
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rob schneider sucks. dont ever post that shit in here again.
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@ Strudels winning
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While that may hold true in the field of music (which is incidentally where I'm minoring, in organ performance), I don't think it works quite as well in the field of International Relations.
You don't need a degree to see other countries. It's called the US Navy.
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tonic tarts!
you guys are idiots!
what other breakfast pastry makes you lol in the morning with their wrapper?!
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tonic tarts!
you guys are idiots!
what other breakfast pastry makes you lol in the morning with their wrapper?!
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tonic tarts!
you guys are idiots!
what other breakfast pastry makes you lol in the morning with their wrapper?!
tonic tarts!
you guys are idiots!
what other breakfast pastry makes you lol in the morning with their wrapper?!
dqft