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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: C-zom on August 29, 2009, 03:18:01 pm

Title: Which side are you on?
Post by: C-zom on August 29, 2009, 03:18:01 pm
Both of these are arguablly the most convenient breakfast outside of the cereal arena. Both have their pros and cons to me.

Poptarts:

Pros:

Good on the fly
Can eat many
Box has 2x more than Strudels
Convenient and easier to make
Can eat without warming up

Cons:

Thin as paper
Weak filling
Baked in icing
Experimental flavors suck


Strudels:

Pros:

More filling than poptarts
More variety
3x thicker
Fresh icing


Cons:

Frozen
Long cook time
Not an on the run food
Outside thin crust almost always burns
Cottage Cheese in the middle is not for everyone
Title: Which side are you on?
Post by: Agent Lemon on August 29, 2009, 03:23:05 pm
I never had a toaster strudel and I haven't had a poptart in like 10 years.

I voted "I don't like either, and am gay" even though I don't dislike either, I just don't eat them. Also I'm not gay.
Title: Which side are you on?
Post by: Jenne on August 29, 2009, 03:23:41 pm
tonic Tarts all the way.  If I have to squirt goo all over something, I am damn sure not eating it.
Title: Which side are you on?
Post by: Skulryk on August 29, 2009, 03:48:45 pm
Toster Strudels all the way mannnnnn~~~

tonictarts are nasty and taste like cardboard.

And I've managed to perfect the art of cooking a toster strudel so that it never burns. Plus, I stick mostly to the plain strawberry flavor, so I don't have to worry about the insides.
Title: Which side are you on?
Post by: BongoShan on August 29, 2009, 04:00:29 pm
Toaster Strudel FUCK YES.
Title: Which side are you on?
Post by: C-zom on August 29, 2009, 05:21:43 pm
Strawberry is indeed the best flavor for strudel, AND for poptarts too.

The experimental flavors of toaster strudels can be fucking disgusting.
Title: Which side are you on?
Post by: Flask on August 29, 2009, 06:40:23 pm
I enjoy both, but Toaster Strudels are the better of the two.
Title: Which side are you on?
Post by: Myrrh on August 29, 2009, 09:21:12 pm
What ARE tonictarts and Toaster Strudels?

I've never had any so I wouldn't know.  What do they look like?
Title: Which side are you on?
Post by: Leo on August 29, 2009, 10:15:46 pm
Like a flat penis filled with jelly.
Title: Which side are you on?
Post by: Thunder Strike on August 29, 2009, 10:19:32 pm
These are such American things. I doubt many people outside of the US have had one, I haven't.
Title: Which side are you on?
Post by: Myrrh on August 29, 2009, 10:30:00 pm
I figured as much.  Only Americans would come up with something akin to a flat penis filled with jelly for cuisine.
Title: Which side are you on?
Post by: Leo on August 29, 2009, 10:32:21 pm
But it's really tasty, like my penis.
Title: Which side are you on?
Post by: Flask on August 29, 2009, 10:32:32 pm
Quote from: Myrrh
I figured as much.  Only Americans would come up with something akin to a flat penis filled with jelly for cuisine.

That's like the opposite of true.
Title: Which side are you on?
Post by: Myrrh on August 29, 2009, 10:40:18 pm
Quote from: Leo
But it's really tasty, like my penis.


...So how exactly would you know that your own penis is, well, "tasty"?
Title: Which side are you on?
Post by: Leo on August 29, 2009, 10:42:51 pm
I've gotten a few good reviews.
Title: Which side are you on?
Post by: Myrrh on August 29, 2009, 10:47:02 pm
Quote from: Leo
I've gotten a few good reviews.


By the way, reviews from guys don't count.
Title: Which side are you on?
Post by: Leo on August 29, 2009, 11:14:20 pm
There go half my reviews, then!
Title: Which side are you on?
Post by: Myrrh on August 29, 2009, 11:22:20 pm
Quote from: Leo
There go half my reviews, then!


Uh oh...so you are only half gay....

I'm screwed.

DASH!
Title: Which side are you on?
Post by: StealingPandas on August 30, 2009, 12:13:48 pm
Toaster strudels! I haven't had one in years, but they are far better. Definitely worth the "long" cook time and any other cons.
Title: Which side are you on?
Post by: Skulryk on August 30, 2009, 12:19:28 pm
I never thought that toaster strudels took terribly long to cook. I'd say it takes about just as long as a tonic-tart to cook, if you're cooking the tonic-tart.
Title: Which side are you on?
Post by: StealingPandas on August 30, 2009, 12:23:07 pm
That's why I said "long" because its a pretty short cooking time, but that was pointed out as a con.
Title: Which side are you on?
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on August 30, 2009, 12:49:47 pm
poptarts cos you can call them potarts. however bagelfuls > all other
Title: Which side are you on?
Post by: Leo on August 30, 2009, 01:25:36 pm
Quote from: Myrrh
Quote from: Leo
There go half my reviews, then!


Uh oh...so you are only half gay....

I'm screwed.

DASH!
I'm actually fully straight. Just remember, what happens in the RIA...





scars you for the rest of your life. By the way, I forgot my pants in your hair.
Title: Which side are you on?
Post by: Jenne on August 30, 2009, 04:47:42 pm
I was eating a lot of poptarts at work a couple years ago.  They had a few flavors out you were supposed to freeze before you ate them.  I actually collected enough box tops to send away for a poptart box you put in the freezer and put the tarts in which changed colors to tell you when they were ready (i.e. the coors lite bullshit bottle).  It rules.
Title: Which side are you on?
Post by: Mr_Cynic on August 30, 2009, 05:56:43 pm
Topic title is also the name of an awesome song.  That will be all.
Title: Which side are you on?
Post by: dester55 on August 30, 2009, 06:02:19 pm
thought about it for like 10min.....i cant decide.....I like them both so damn much.
Title: Which side are you on?
Post by: Myrrh on August 30, 2009, 08:33:00 pm
Quote from: Leo
Quote from: Myrrh
Quote from: Leo
There go half my reviews, then!


Uh oh...so you are only half gay....

I'm screwed.

DASH!
I'm actually fully straight. Just remember, what happens in the RIA...





scars you for the rest of your life. By the way, I forgot my pants in your hair.

...What are you talking about?  I don't even remember you taking it off.
Title: Which side are you on?
Post by: Leo on August 30, 2009, 09:28:22 pm
^Sometimes it's better not to remember.

Also, I had an unfrosted poptart today and realized that frosted is definitely better.
Title: Which side are you on?
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on August 31, 2009, 05:18:37 am
potarts have more unhealthy neon delicious coloration.
Title: Which side are you on?
Post by: StealingPandas on August 31, 2009, 11:30:42 am
But toaster strudels require you to spray god's semen all over before eating just to ensure that they are perfect.
Title: Which side are you on?
Post by: supersmashfox on August 31, 2009, 12:07:15 pm
Toaster Strudel FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tonictarts  don't taste as good.
Title: Which side are you on?
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on August 31, 2009, 04:32:14 pm
Quote from: StealingPandas
But toaster strudels require you to spray god's semen all over before eating just to ensure that they are perfect.
but I do that all the time

right myrrh ^^
Title: Which side are you on?
Post by: StealingPandas on August 31, 2009, 05:07:11 pm
Ok, you have me there.

I believe this topic is enchanted, because my mom bought toaster strudels for the first time in years today. It is NOT a coincidence.
Title: Which side are you on?
Post by: Jenne on August 31, 2009, 05:17:48 pm
Maybe your mom got sprayed with god's semen.
Title: Which side are you on?
Post by: triviuum on August 31, 2009, 05:19:46 pm
Quote from: Jenne
Maybe your mom got sprayed with god's semen.
she'd like that
Title: Which side are you on?
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on August 31, 2009, 06:46:36 pm
Quote from: StealingPandas
Ok, you have me there.

I believe this topic is enchanted, because my mom bought toaster strudels for the first time in years today. It is NOT a coincidence.
this topic is now about voluptuous and universally attractive just-graduated japanese schoolgirls who got bussed to our houses in bikinis and need to sleep in our beds.
Title: Which side are you on?
Post by: IronSoldier820 on August 31, 2009, 06:49:00 pm
There's no room in my bed for another person I'm afraid. OUT IN THE COLD FOR YOU.
Title: Which side are you on?
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on August 31, 2009, 06:50:06 pm
they will huddle together for warmth, like a pile of hamsters. good for diving
Title: Which side are you on?
Post by: Thunder Strike on August 31, 2009, 07:56:41 pm
Quote from: llamavore
this topic is now about voluptuous and universally attractive just-graduated japanese schoolgirls who got bussed to our houses in bikinis and need to sleep in our beds.

I wonder how well that describes Myrrh ....
Title: Which side are you on?
Post by: Myrrh on August 31, 2009, 09:15:12 pm
"just-graduated" ?

I'm a drop-out.  XP
Title: Which side are you on?
Post by: Skulryk on August 31, 2009, 09:34:12 pm
Quote from: Myrrh
"just-graduated" ?

I'm a drop-out.  XP

And -this- is why I'm thankful I'm going off to a good college.
Title: Which side are you on?
Post by: Myrrh on August 31, 2009, 09:45:06 pm
...I'm an employed drop-out.

My pay isn't half bad either.  Plus I get many company paid expenses and frequent travels to different countries in Asia.

And I'm make more than I would have made from  getting a degree at the university, so I'm acually glad I went and dropped out.

My job rocks.
Title: Which side are you on?
Post by: Skulryk on August 31, 2009, 09:50:19 pm
But without going to school, I'd never be able to follow my desired career path. My ideal careers kinda require some degree of higher education.
Title: Which side are you on?
Post by: Myrrh on August 31, 2009, 09:53:11 pm
Sure you can.  Just improvise if you don't have a degree.

With a little improvision, you can handle any situation.

Title: Which side are you on?
Post by: Skulryk on August 31, 2009, 10:00:51 pm
While that may hold true in the field of music (which is incidentally where I'm minoring, in organ performance), I don't think it works quite as well in the field of International Relations.
Title: Which side are you on?
Post by: Myrrh on August 31, 2009, 10:13:33 pm
Sure it works.  Just threaten the source of the situation, blackmail or do whatever it take to coherce it into seeing your way.

It works everytime when i do it. ^^
Title: Which side are you on?
Post by: Skulryk on August 31, 2009, 10:17:09 pm
... Rather hard to threaten the CIA. I'd imagine that typically results in jail-time. >_>
Title: Which side are you on?
Post by: Myrrh on August 31, 2009, 10:18:41 pm
You can do it!

XP
Title: Which side are you on?
Post by: Skulryk on August 31, 2009, 10:23:01 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ2HcRl4wSk...feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ2HcRl4wSk&feature=related)

I had to do it.
Title: Which side are you on?
Post by: Myrrh on August 31, 2009, 10:32:22 pm
^^''
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on September 01, 2009, 02:48:21 am
rob schneider sucks. dont ever post that shit in here again.
Title: Which side are you on?
Post by: Myrrh on September 01, 2009, 02:58:54 am
Quote from: llamavore
rob schneider sucks. dont ever post that shit in here again.

 
Title: Which side are you on?
Post by: C-zom on September 06, 2009, 09:28:05 pm
 @ Strudels winning
Title: Which side are you on?
Post by: Leo on September 06, 2009, 09:37:35 pm
Quote from: Skulryk
While that may hold true in the field of music (which is incidentally where I'm minoring, in organ performance), I don't think it works quite as well in the field of International Relations.
You don't need a degree to see other countries. It's called the US Navy.
Title: Which side are you on?
Post by: Crunka on September 14, 2009, 02:10:10 am
tonic tarts!

you guys are idiots!



what other breakfast pastry makes you lol in the morning with their wrapper?!
Title: Which side are you on?
Post by: Crunka on September 14, 2009, 02:10:12 am
tonic tarts!

you guys are idiots!



what other breakfast pastry makes you lol in the morning with their wrapper?!
Title: Which side are you on?
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on September 14, 2009, 04:32:55 am
Quote from: Crunka
tonic tarts!

you guys are idiots!



what other breakfast pastry makes you lol in the morning with their wrapper?!
Quote from: Crunka
tonic tarts!

you guys are idiots!



what other breakfast pastry makes you lol in the morning with their wrapper?!
dqft