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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: UhImMikey on October 03, 2009, 11:43:23 am

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Post by: UhImMikey on October 03, 2009, 11:43:23 am: TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY I EXPECT ALL MY FOREIGN AID SLOTS FILLED ASAP!!1!!one!2@ AND I WANT A PONY, AND A NEW CAR, AND A GUI..
Title: The most important thread. Ever.
Post by: Thunder Strike on October 03, 2009, 07:19:39 pm: You can have a

Happy Birthday.
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Post by: The Angry Alien on October 03, 2009, 07:23:16 pm: Or a brand new !
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Post by: Myrrh on October 03, 2009, 10:31:42 pm: Good job on wasting away a year of your life.

Congrats for taking one step closer to your death.
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on October 03, 2009, 10:45:22 pm: wow myrrh, chillax?
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Post by: UhImMikey on October 04, 2009, 12:54:53 am: Myrrh I hope your firstborn kid is a mutant.
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Post by: Myrrh on October 04, 2009, 01:57:52 am: It'll be horrible having more snot-nosed, annoying ass, fucking brats in this world. There's enough as it is already.

So don't worry about that. I don't plan on having kids.
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Post by: Gangs on October 04, 2009, 06:39:53 am: youre a shelf aren't you?
Title: The most important thread. Ever.
Post by: UhImMikey on October 04, 2009, 07:23:04 pm: Quote from: Myrrh
It'll be horrible having more snot-nosed, annoying ass, fucking brats in this world. There's enough as it is already.

So don't worry about that. I don't plan on having kids.

Nonsense, professor poopypants. Raise them right.
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Post by: Myrrh on October 05, 2009, 04:05:01 am: Quote from: UhImMikey
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It'll be horrible having more snot-nosed, annoying ass, fucking brats in this world. There's enough as it is already.

So don't worry about that. I don't plan on having kids.

Nonsense, professor poopypants. Raise them right.

Can't be bothered to raise them. Takes too much time.
Title: The most important thread. Ever.
Post by: Thunder Strike on October 05, 2009, 04:22:53 am: Quote from: Myrrh
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Quote from: Myrrh
It'll be horrible having more snot-nosed, annoying ass, fucking brats in this world. There's enough as it is already.

So don't worry about that. I don't plan on having kids.

Nonsense, professor poopypants. Raise them right.

Can't be bothered to raise them. Takes too much time.

Meh, you'll probably change your mind once you realise your biological clock is ticking down.
Then one day when your hormones are out of control you will just find this random guy who will go bare-back and bam. You're pregnant.
But you'll wonder if you really want the kid since it will be so much work and you'll just keep putting of a decision on whether to terminate the pregnancy or not until it is too late.
You'll end up with a really messed up kid because all they ever wanted was some love and attention but you wouldn't give it to them.
When you are laying on your deathbed and your child won't even visit you then you'll regret how you raised them and wish things would have gone differently.
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on October 05, 2009, 05:17:22 am: it seems women too often have kids just because they crave intimacy. wanting a fulfilling relationship is not a reason to bring someone into this world.
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Post by: Myrrh on October 05, 2009, 06:07:05 am: Quote from: llamavore
it seems women too often have kids just because they crave intimacy. wanting a fulfilling relationship is not a reason to bring someone into this world.

Exactly. Intimacy is not a reason to bring a child to this world. Fuck with a condom, in the ass, oral, or have the guy pull out in time. There's plenty of alternatives to avoid getting pregnant due to "inttimacy cravings".

Simply put...

Sex? Hell, it's great.
Having a child? Fuck that shit.
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Post by: UhImMikey on October 05, 2009, 10:30:59 pm: How old are you anyway?
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Post by: Myrrh on October 05, 2009, 10:49:32 pm: ...It's rude to ask lady her age...
I'm in my 20s, I'll give you that.

My exact age? I'm keeping it a secret.
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on October 05, 2009, 11:57:12 pm: Quote from: Myrrh
...It's rude to ask lady her age...
because that would be treating her normally, whereas we should treat ladies like their worth is dependent on their age(looks). glad you agree