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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Fake from State Jarm on October 10, 2009, 08:12:26 am

Title: Srs: I need help interpreting omens and signs
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on October 10, 2009, 08:12:26 am

it's our first winter and things have been strange. all 3 kittens disappeared without a trace. half the forest burned to ash by one fire imp. kobolds and monkeys stealing even though we have nothing to steal. mysterious falling rocks that cause no injury but still make everyone tense. and then this.

(http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/2116/watd.png)

caught him sneaking around the edge, scoping the place out. and it's winter. everyone knew this couldn't be right. we've never seen one before but we know they're supposed to be asleep. perhaps it's some perverted magician or shaman taking the form of a woodland creature in the hopes of cornering some hapless dwarf and engaging in some 'role play' or maybe some food sex.

the dwarves are all arguing, saying the quest is cursed. something has to be done before it all falls apart.

Title: Srs: I need help interpreting omens and signs
Post by: Flask on October 10, 2009, 08:51:20 am

ಠ_ಠ

Title: Srs: I need help interpreting omens and signs
Post by: Untelligent on October 10, 2009, 09:55:38 am

Quick, activate the bat-signal!


(http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff76/untelligent/3ca8bfca.jpg)


Awwww, shit.

Title: Srs: I need help interpreting omens and signs
Post by: Gangs on October 10, 2009, 11:45:56 pm

what tha fu........

Title: Srs: I need help interpreting omens and signs
Post by: Ganon5 on October 11, 2009, 12:45:14 am

You kids and your drugs...

Title: Srs: I need help interpreting omens and signs
Post by: C-zom on October 11, 2009, 01:07:28 am

Dwarf Fortress rules

Title: Srs: I need help interpreting omens and signs
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on October 11, 2009, 02:02:00 am

in the spring a kobold made off with one of only 2 steel battle axes. evidently one of the woodcutters thought he would drop it way out somewhere and now he loafs around saying there's nothing for him to do (but eat shrooms, drink all the experimental brews, and fall asleep in doorways). I blame flas-steps on black bear skull-... oh.

Title: Srs: I need help interpreting omens and signs
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on October 11, 2009, 02:03:00 am

Quote from: ganon5

You kids and your drugs...

your drugs. us kids and your drugs.

Title: Srs: I need help interpreting omens and signs
Post by: Ogaden on October 11, 2009, 02:14:17 am

This is obviously an evil omen, you must go to church and beat yourself with a whip until the Rapture comes

Title: Srs: I need help interpreting omens and signs
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on October 11, 2009, 04:34:36 am

Quote from: Ogaden

This is obviously an evil omen, you must go to church and beat yourself with a whip until the Leo comes

no

Title: Srs: I need help interpreting omens and signs
Post by: Shadow Smudger on October 11, 2009, 09:54:34 am

XD