Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Gangs on October 25, 2009, 07:55:21 pm
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i just gave an arkham asylum personality test and it turns out im the joker,
i was obviously very happy at the results and proceeded to read the description given, what i found was extremely satisfying and gave me an idea, for not only had they described what kind of a maniacal, chaotic. lunatic i was, they also provided some great joker quotes from the movie, it made me wonder... i thought "hmm...CAN IT THERE BE MOAR?"
and i set about searching for more quotes like the ones from heath, i found but a few and far between, i was surprised at the lack of chaotic & funny quotes, especially after the movie DARK KNIGHT was such a huge success!
I resolved to find more and maybe make a few of my own!
and i present to you, my beloved fellow alliance members, the opportunity to do the same,
ie: put up some of your favorite quotes , could be from anywhere and anyone(even you), the only requirement is that they be either mysterious, chaotic, sarcastically funny or a mixture of these categories, ill start off by presenting the joker quotes i was talking about,
I've heard that joke before. That's the sign of a bad comedian. Comedians, see, they've got to be original. Otherwise the audience won't laugh, and he'll go home to his wife and kid and eat TV dinners instead of going out to eat, and talk about the weather and how sunny it is outside. Wifey will ask him why they're not at the restaurant they talked about, he'll eat his green beans, wifey will ask again, more insistent this time, and he'll smile real big and SHOOT THEM BOTH IN THE FACE!! Eat your vegetables, dear. Haha... trust me, I know a thing or three about comedians. You're not that funny to me. Not yet.
Madness is like gravity, all it takes is a little push!
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i just gave an arkham asylum personality test and it turns out im the joker,
i was obviously very happy at the results and proceeded to read the description given, what i found was extremely satisfying and gave me an idea, for not only had they described what kind of a maniacal, chaotic. lunatic i was, they also provided some great joker quotes from the movie, it made me wonder... i thought "hmm...CAN IT THERE BE MOAR?"
and i set about searching for more quotes like the ones from heath, i found but a few and far between, i was surprised at the lack of chaotic & funny quotes, especially after the movie DARK KNIGHT was such a huge success!
*sigh*
The comic book Joker is the real one.
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Sorry Flask, none of them are real
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aww come on flask...you cant possibly say that you didnt like the dark night joker? thats...INSANE...!
The irony of life is that no one gets out alive...
The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself.
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.
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Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap the motherfucker upside the head...
Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they ticked me off.