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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Buchholz on October 28, 2009, 06:08:23 pm

Title: Batman
Post by: Buchholz on October 28, 2009, 06:08:23 pm

I was wondering what you guise think would be the best way to kill the Batman. I think AIDS, no idea how to get it in him though.

Title: Batman
Post by: Prince Tomb on October 28, 2009, 06:14:31 pm

Have Chuck Norris crush his head between his thighs

Title: Batman
Post by: Thunder Strike on October 28, 2009, 10:08:23 pm

Create a rival company to Wayne Enterprises and force Batmans company under so he runs out of money and is forced to buy substandard equipment which malfunctions on him and kills him.

Title: Batman
Post by: Ogaden on October 28, 2009, 10:10:33 pm

I think the rule should be you can't know what his secret identity is, otherwise 'nuke Wayne Manor' sort of ruins it.

Tell Superman he screwed around with Lois Lane.

Title: Batman
Post by: Dontasemebro on October 28, 2009, 10:48:01 pm

and then batman buys a kryptonite reinforced suit with mirrors all over it. Pretty simple on how to kill batman, nuke gotham.

Title: Batman
Post by: Leo on October 28, 2009, 10:55:43 pm

Everyone knows the way to get to Batman is by infecting Robin with lots o' STDs.

Title: Batman
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on October 29, 2009, 12:33:39 am

I was going to say plant a 18- Robin, have him come out later and write a memoir revealing illegal sexual relationship between himself and the bat man. the resulting distancing of police chief and mayor from him due to controversy and political fallout, and general shame/scandal/mistrust from the people he works so hard to protect will do him in. of course many of his criminal enemies will also go public saying they were too ashamed to say what he did to them to, and receive public sympathy and interviews on late night shows, the public will eat it up and it will drive bats over the edge.



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Holy Pulsating Phallus, Batman!

Title: Batman
Post by: Buchholz on October 29, 2009, 08:17:51 pm

So with the public against him, the criminals now the victims and all that good stuff. He resorts to a life of crime and insanity, joins the joker and have a rapefest with gotham.

Title: Batman
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on October 29, 2009, 10:28:14 pm

I figured he'd just kill himself, immediately or by becoming a dumb cynical bachelor drinking himself to death while watching his old tv show over and over and never burritos the house

Title: Batman
Post by: Mash on November 10, 2009, 11:09:11 am

Smoking crack with Whitney Houston.

Title: Batman
Post by: Echorion on November 16, 2009, 03:45:23 am

tell him he has lung cancer and expose him to a abnormally high amount of radiation in order to *cure* him

Title: Batman
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on November 16, 2009, 08:45:49 am

make him go on O'Reilly Factor as a blonde republican female. the other blondlings will murder him after bill gives him a dirty phonecall.