Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Jenne on December 19, 2009, 10:18:23 am
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Check this shit out (http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/buzzlog-uruguay-to-hollywood.html)
Fuck, I got $300. Who wants to make me a movie?
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dang...lucky bastard.
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Guy got a hell of a deal for $300. The video is pretty amazing.
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Holy God that was This guy's a genius, though he obviously knows nothing about alien invasions.
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Holy God that was This guy's a genius, though he obviously knows nothing about alien invasions.
Well, what do YOU know about alien invasions? Maybe they like to destroy things for shits and giggles. You never know with them ETs.
Can't wait to see a full length movie by this guy.
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^This guy is just slow
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he's our resident alien vice, he knows this shit!
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Well, resident Human-Alien Hybrid, but yes, I know this. If we were to destroy a city we would have an actual motive and could have the area obliterated within 28.84 seconds
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he's our resident alien vice, he knows this shit!
Yeah, because all aliens and human-alien hybrids know eachother.
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probably! haven't you ever played spore?
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This was an amazing video considering the budget and equipment the guy had to work with. I hope I live to see the day aliens attack.
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Yeah, because all aliens and human-alien hybrids know eachother.
I'm actually the only known hybrid
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Yeah, because all aliens and human-alien hybrids know eachother.
I'm actually the only known hybrid
Known by yourself, which further proves my point.
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Known by the entire Zagorian race, and it is in fact impossible for another hybrid to exist.
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I can pretend to be a hybrid too. big deal.
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my penis
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I can pretend to be a hybrid too. big deal.
But I am not. Make trial of it in any question (I love Shakespeare)
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you say you're an average human alien hybrid. but you can't calculate an average with only one number.
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That is meant to say that people like me are not consitered strange in the RIA, that Hybrids are 'average' people here. It is meant to exaggerate the R and I of RIA.
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you say you're an average human alien hybrid. but you can't calculate an average with only one number.
Actually, the average of one number is that number, so the only hybrid in the Universe would be an average hybrid. That is, assuming there are no other hybrids hiding somewhere.
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did anyone say sex? i thought someone said sex! this topic needs more sex!
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did anyone say sex? i thought someone said sex! this topic needs more sex!
Control F shows that nobody had said "sex" in this topic before you did, but since you bring it up, I'd like to know under what circumstances Zitan was concieved. It's not that often that you hear about some dude getting drunk and waking up next to a green, four eyed, three boobed chick.
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Mmm, three boobed...
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Actually my father was the Zagorian, and looks nothing like that. I can't type the long story right now, tomorrow I will.
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Alright, here's the short version of the story.
In the Sun's immediate stellar area are nine different races, each capable of interstellar travel and warfare. All nine formed an alliance which strictly prohibited the colonizing of planets with life on them, fair enough right? However one of the races, the Tyforians, had an outpost (basically an interstellar pit stop) on a small planet with no life on it. Then, one day life was found, and the alliance council ordered them to shut the outpost down, but the Tyforians said that since they did not colonize a world with life on it, because it had sprung up after they landed, that they could stay (The Tyforians are infamous for their ability to find loopholes) Then suddenly a meteor collided with the planet, killing off all life except for the Tyforians (outposts are made to withstand meteors up to 13.72 miles across, this one wasn't even 8) You can see why the council would be suspicious right? So they sent a small ship and pretty much never heard from it again. Blah blah blah Tyforians are banned from the alliance and the eight remaining races declare war on them blah blah blah Tyforians attack a primitive planet (a planet with a race that has not made a public contact with another planet's race) blah blah blah now the alliance has officers stationed at every primitive planet we can travel to and, you guessed it, Earth's one of them. My father was Zitan XLI (Zitan is a very revered name) and was chosen for an experimental procedure. They would take human DNA ad through a very long and complicated process infuse his tissue with it, allowing him to transform into a human at will, allowing my race, the Zagorians, to keep an even better eye on humans and more importanly, the Tyforians. Well it worked, for a few hours, then they heard him say a few strange, frightened, words into his communucator, and no one heard from him for a long time. He was send on a task in Scotland, and by what I know, the experiment caused his brain to be infused with the DNA of the human they took it from, so when he transformed into a human he actually thought he was that human. He met my mother and got married, then one day the Zagorians found him, still as a human next to my mom who was 8 months pregnant (this was a few years later). Because of the odd circumstances the Zagorians were forced to take them back to a starship located very far away from Scotland, namely . Back then was not even known by many Native Americans, so it seemed a perfect spot to stay. So to take them they used "sleepy gas" where they did an emergency procedure on my father, and mother. Father to remove all traces of the human DNA, at the end of which he stepped out as a full Zagorian, but would never be able to change into a human again. Mother, because she was in labor. When I was born everone was worried as to what I would look like, then I came out, looking like a regular baby human boy. Everyone was shocked and relieved at thae same time, they thought I would be some strange looking monster-thing, but nope, I looked just like a regular human boy. Then my father held me, and I started to morph, and within a few second I looked just like a Zagorian. Now everyone was shocked but, well just shocked. As it turns out Zagorian DNA and Human DNA interact in extremely strange ways and don't "mix", a bit like water and oil. I could freely change between a Human and Zagorian as easily as I could walk across a room. I was born January 16th, 1281, and now do the job my father was originally supposed to do.
Good enough for you Vice Man?
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Fuck this topic sucks now. Someone please close it.
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Always wanted to use that
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Good enough for you Vice Man?
So he looked like a regular human being at the time? That's boring, I was expecting tentacles.