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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Mr_Cynic on August 01, 2007, 10:52:52 pm

Title: I'm fucked up when I'm stressed.
Post by: Mr_Cynic on August 01, 2007, 10:52:52 pm
Seriously, I'm sitting here, randomly having full body twitches, randomly grinding my teeth, eyes randomly twitching, and my neck muscles occaisionally flexing completely.  While cracking my knuckles and neck a lot.  >_>
Title: I'm fucked up when I'm stressed.
Post by: The Immortal Panic on August 01, 2007, 10:54:40 pm
damn man.. I suggest alcohol. Booze makes everything betterer. also, you want to do something relaxing for you, get off the internetz, and go chill.
Title: I'm fucked up when I'm stressed.
Post by: Mr_Cynic on August 01, 2007, 10:57:58 pm
I'm 15.  Alcohol is no-go.
Title: I'm fucked up when I'm stressed.
Post by: Jukers on August 01, 2007, 11:01:53 pm
Aww, wish I could help you out. *hugs*
Title: I'm fucked up when I'm stressed.
Post by: 1ofkind on August 01, 2007, 11:01:55 pm
Rip your wang out, and make fire engine noises. That should fix your problem pretty damn fast.
Title: I'm fucked up when I'm stressed.
Post by: Mr_Cynic on August 01, 2007, 11:03:30 pm
Quote from: 1ofkind
Rip your wang out, and make fire engine noises. That should fix your problem pretty damn fast.

I've tried that, like, 10 times already.
Title: I'm fucked up when I'm stressed.
Post by: The Immortal Panic on August 01, 2007, 11:05:27 pm
hmm always relaxes me! also man. get off the site. Were stressing you out, go grab some porn and do your thing or else, find some tunes and nap it off. Usually when I get depressed, a good nights sleep makes it go away.

also, sorry on the 15 thing. im 19, do you know anyone who can score for you?
Title: I'm fucked up when I'm stressed.
Post by: Mr_Cynic on August 01, 2007, 11:19:43 pm
Quote from: The Immortal Panic
hmm always relaxes me! also man. get off the site. Were stressing you out, go grab some porn and do your thing or else, find some tunes and nap it off. Usually when I get depressed, a good nights sleep makes it go away.

also, sorry on the 15 thing. im 19, do you know anyone who can score for you?

Get off site: done for several seconds.  Porn: Parental Controls.  Freaking hate them to no end.  Tunes: Going to sleep soon anyway.  Nap: hell, just gonna sleep.  Alcohol: The possible consequences far outway the temporary benefits in my mind.  I'll wait until I'm 21.  >_>
Title: I'm fucked up when I'm stressed.
Post by: The Immortal Panic on August 01, 2007, 11:23:30 pm
Quote from: Mr_Cynic
Quote from: The Immortal Panic
hmm always relaxes me! also man. get off the site. Were stressing you out, go grab some porn and do your thing or else, find some tunes and nap it off. Usually when I get depressed, a good nights sleep makes it go away.

also, sorry on the 15 thing. im 19, do you know anyone who can score for you?

Get off site: done for several seconds.  Porn: Parental Controls.  Freaking hate them to no end.  Tunes: Going to sleep soon anyway.  Nap: hell, just gonna sleep.  Alcohol: The possible consequences far outway the temporary benefits in my mind.  I'll wait until I'm 21.  >_>


Porn: there are gooooood ways around that....just as a headsup....and tunes/nap:sleep is better! and alchohol: right decision, im just dumber than you. finally...GO TO BED MAN! and seriously? I hope you feel better. PM me if you gotta do the private talk thing ok? Im a decent listener.
Title: I'm fucked up when I'm stressed.
Post by: schneereich on August 02, 2007, 12:03:31 am
eat. get a big piece of meat or a melon or something and eat it. it doesnt work for me, but you already disregarded my method of music, and eating works for one  of my friends. who knows, it might work for you too. and its funny to watch.
Title: I'm fucked up when I'm stressed.
Post by: Ganon5 on August 02, 2007, 01:46:59 am
If you don't mind, what are you stressed about?
Title: I'm fucked up when I'm stressed.
Post by: 1ofkind on August 02, 2007, 07:30:39 am
It's obviously nothing from physical harm of others.
Title: I'm fucked up when I'm stressed.
Post by: Mr_Cynic on August 02, 2007, 10:26:22 am
Thanks TIP.  Seeing that this has happened two nights in a row, I'm guessing I'm going to have to start self-imposing a bedtime or something.  >_>  I'm better this morning.  Also, even better than listening to tunes: playing them.  If you have an instrument you love to play (for me, bagpipes), playing them does wonders.  Eating usually is good too.  And I just thought of a new one: reading a funny book.  I have a shitload of Calvin and Hobbes books, plus some by P.G. Wodehouse (Jeeves and Wooster owns).  Finally, as for what I'm stressed over...  I don't mind you asking, I'm usually rather...  Closed, shall I say?  Nothing personal.
Title: I'm fucked up when I'm stressed.
Post by: evil greg guy on August 02, 2007, 06:44:44 pm
Quote from: Mr_Cynic
I don't mind you asking, I'm usually rather...  Closed, shall I say?  Nothing personal.

i know how ya feel there bud
Title: I'm fucked up when I'm stressed.
Post by: Mr_Cynic on August 02, 2007, 06:47:28 pm
The tl;dr version of it all is this: I really need to get a girlfriend.
Title: I'm fucked up when I'm stressed.
Post by: Crunka on August 02, 2007, 07:00:48 pm
bah!


girlfriends are as good as they are bad.

what you need, sir, is a whore...
Title: I'm fucked up when I'm stressed.
Post by: evil greg guy on August 02, 2007, 07:04:27 pm
.... dude, hes 15
Title: I'm fucked up when I'm stressed.
Post by: Kaiser on August 02, 2007, 09:04:20 pm
Everyone needs a whore once in a while Greg.
Title: I'm fucked up when I'm stressed.
Post by: Mr_Cynic on August 02, 2007, 09:21:55 pm
Crunka makes me laugh.  So does Monty Python.
Title: I'm fucked up when I'm stressed.
Post by: evil greg guy on August 02, 2007, 10:18:46 pm
You must bring me...... a SHRUBBERY!!  

a, shrubbery? but....

NEEEH   NEEEH NEEEH!!!
Title: I'm fucked up when I'm stressed.
Post by: schneereich on August 03, 2007, 01:12:30 pm
if youve seen hot fuzz, you might consider a japanese peace lily! if you havent seen hot fuzz, then watch it - it'll relieve your stress with its hilarity and outrageous violence.

oh, and yes, having a girlfriend can be very stressful at times.
Title: I'm fucked up when I'm stressed.
Post by: Mr_Cynic on August 03, 2007, 09:08:00 pm
Quote from: schneereich
oh, and yes, having a girlfriend can be very stressful at times.

I know, but the cummulative stress for me is something awful.
Side note: working in downtown Chicago where I see, like, 50 couples at least makes things worse.