Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V

Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Fake from State Jarm on July 06, 2010, 07:22:51 pm

Title: Lorvan Essaen
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on July 06, 2010, 07:22:51 pm

stop spamming the RIA borads. I dont care if you single handedly make RIA live again. hurry up and leave again so I don't have to wade through hordes of lorenspams and I can catch up with all the shit you said starting 5 days ago or whatever

Title: Re: Lorvan Essaen
Post by: —- on July 06, 2010, 09:18:22 pm

I get bored. I can't help it.

Title: Re: Lorvan Essaen
Post by: Leo on July 06, 2010, 09:34:21 pm

At least I love you.

Title: Re: Lorvan Essaen
Post by: —- on July 06, 2010, 09:43:14 pm

And this is why you always end up close to my body Leo. It's a mutual love.

Title: Re: Lorvan Essaen
Post by: Leo on July 06, 2010, 10:17:43 pm

Until I found out the cops were after me.
*runs like Forrest*

Title: Re: Lorvan Essaen
Post by: —- on July 06, 2010, 10:42:14 pm

Oh for the love of. 17 is legal in NY if that helps.

Title: Re: Lorvan Essaen
Post by: Leo on July 06, 2010, 10:58:16 pm

But I'm not in NY!
*run, Leo, run*

Title: Re: Lorvan Essaen
Post by: —- on July 06, 2010, 10:58:49 pm

Dare I ask how old you thought I was before I told you?

Title: Re: Lorvan Essaen
Post by: Leo on July 06, 2010, 11:00:29 pm

About that age, actually...

Title: Re: Lorvan Essaen
Post by: —- on July 06, 2010, 11:01:31 pm

O_o


Mmm. Alright, cool. I've had people tell me they think I'm 15 - 20.

Title: Re: Lorvan Essaen
Post by: Leo on July 06, 2010, 11:02:09 pm

So yeah...




Awkward...




Um... DELTA!!!

Title: Re: Lorvan Essaen
Post by: —- on July 06, 2010, 11:02:45 pm

Yeah I hear Delta's... old... ish.

Title: Re: Lorvan Essaen
Post by: Leo on July 06, 2010, 11:03:50 pm

He's a cupcake, so laws don't apply to him.

Title: Re: Lorvan Essaen
Post by: C-zom on July 06, 2010, 11:03:56 pm

Rare picture of Delta

(http://ed101.bu.edu/StudentDoc/current/ED101sp09/ebelinsk/george-washington-picture.jpg)

Title: Re: Lorvan Essaen
Post by: —- on July 06, 2010, 11:04:28 pm

A cupcake with gray hair. God, I'm weird. I feel like soup.

Title: Re: Lorvan Essaen
Post by: Leo on July 06, 2010, 11:05:20 pm

Back in his old lady days.

Now he prefers to play the part of a fiddle player from West Berlin who plays the part of a prostitute in local plays in order to keep his business afloat.

Title: Re: Lorvan Essaen
Post by: —- on July 06, 2010, 11:07:29 pm

A friend of mine played Fiddler on the Roof. And... his mom's European. I'm sure there's a Delta reference in there somewhere.

Title: Re: Lorvan Essaen
Post by: Leo on July 06, 2010, 11:10:44 pm

Did he ever eat a cupcake


with frosting?

Title: Re: Lorvan Essaen
Post by: —- on July 06, 2010, 11:11:59 pm

Yes. Just the other day in fact.


And it's impossible to multitask now o_<

Title: Re: Lorvan Essaen
Post by: Leo on July 06, 2010, 11:14:24 pm

Yeah, next time you should tell the guy to aim lower if he's gonna shoot you.

Title: Re: Lorvan Essaen
Post by: —- on July 06, 2010, 11:15:45 pm

I'll tell him to aim for you, if it comes down to it. Though I never had a rational conversation with someone who was aiming at me, with anything.

Title: Re: Lorvan Essaen
Post by: Leo on July 06, 2010, 11:16:22 pm

I distinctly remember you screaming.

Title: Re: Lorvan Essaen
Post by: —- on July 06, 2010, 11:18:08 pm

And I clearly can remember you're irrationalness after. Scaring your women may, occasionally, lead to screaming.

Title: Re: Lorvan Essaen
Post by: Leo on July 06, 2010, 11:18:40 pm

Then why were you smiling so much?

Title: Re: Lorvan Essaen
Post by: —- on July 06, 2010, 11:19:38 pm

It's my cover when the cops come. We can't be doing the things we do in public for a little while.

Title: Re: Lorvan Essaen
Post by: Leo on July 06, 2010, 11:20:07 pm

I know, wouldn't want to get Moth in trouble.

Title: Re: Lorvan Essaen
Post by: —- on July 06, 2010, 11:21:34 pm

Did Moth get a life too?

Title: Re: Lorvan Essaen
Post by: Leo on July 06, 2010, 11:22:03 pm

No, he just doesn't know how to get laid.

Title: Re: Lorvan Essaen
Post by: —- on July 06, 2010, 11:23:07 pm

Last I remembered, he had jewish Slash hair.

Title: Re: Lorvan Essaen
Post by: Leo on July 06, 2010, 11:23:25 pm

Last I remembered, he failed at life.

Title: Re: Lorvan Essaen
Post by: —- on July 06, 2010, 11:24:53 pm

Thought he could fly. Or sing. Or be mothy. Maybe eat a cotton shirt or too.

Title: Re: Lorvan Essaen
Post by: Leo on July 06, 2010, 11:25:49 pm

Lies.

Title: Re: Lorvan Essaen
Post by: —- on July 06, 2010, 11:26:57 pm

Damn. Why was he special then?

Title: Re: Lorvan Essaen
Post by: Leo on July 06, 2010, 11:29:38 pm

Moth was always special.

Title: Re: Lorvan Essaen
Post by: ಠ_ಠ King Death II ಠ_ಠ on July 07, 2010, 12:06:34 am

LOREN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP FUCKING POSTING JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU MADE THE OTHER TOPIC GO TO 4 PAGES AND NOW THIS IS AT 2 FUCK YOU AND YOUR POSTING

Title: Re: Lorvan Essaen
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on July 07, 2010, 07:42:52 am

I made this topic.

-watches it grow like its my first erection-

I'm proud as a kid with a turd on the rug.

Title: Re: Lorvan Essaen
Post by: —- on July 07, 2010, 10:55:12 am

I was spam Queen in ONOS for months ;__; And I think I held the title in Maroon too. You're looking at an old, bored pro here.

Title: Re: Lorvan Essaen
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on July 07, 2010, 11:42:50 am

keep it up and you'll just be another ganks.

Title: Re: Lorvan Essaen
Post by: —- on July 07, 2010, 12:04:48 pm

Ganks?

Title: Re: Lorvan Essaen
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on July 07, 2010, 04:45:19 pm

epically annoying douchebag who posted constant stupid without even trying to be stupid. although he improved somewhat.

Title: Re: Lorvan Essaen
Post by: ಠ_ಠ King Death II ಠ_ಠ on July 08, 2010, 12:48:18 am

post derp post

Title: Re: Lorvan Essaen
Post by: —- on July 08, 2010, 09:40:54 am

Gahh. I feel bad for having no idea who this person is now. I have to stop leaving for so long. All these new people o_<

Title: Re: Lorvan Essaen
Post by: Leo on July 08, 2010, 03:49:29 pm

Looks like you still have something in your eye.

Title: Re: Lorvan Essaen
Post by: ಠ_ಠ King Death II ಠ_ಠ on July 08, 2010, 04:03:31 pm

(http://sleevage.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/lord_of_acid_pussy.jpg)

HALPZ MEH!

Title: Re: Lorvan Essaen
Post by: —- on July 08, 2010, 10:07:53 pm

Quote from: Leo on July 08, 2010, 03:49:29 pm

Looks like you still have something in your eye.

You can't even joke with the day I've had.

Title: Re: Lorvan Essaen
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on July 09, 2010, 08:35:51 am

Quote from: King Death II on July 08, 2010, 04:03:31 pm

(http://sleevage.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/lord_of_acid_pussy.jpg)

HALPZ MEH!

animal cruelty

Title: Re: Lorvan Essaen
Post by: Leo on July 09, 2010, 12:29:23 pm

I can always joke.