Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V

Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Kalon Q on July 14, 2010, 01:06:08 am

Title: Drunk Blonde
Post by: Kalon Q on July 14, 2010, 01:06:08 am: In the past two days I have learned that I stop breathing @ 20 times/hour when sleeping. Statistics say that this condition combined with blood sugar irregularities make me 3x more likely to have a heart attack! ????
So, I decide to check these new emoticons to see what all is available and there is this drunk blonde ( :boobs:) increasing my heart attack risk even further. You guys are dangerous!
Title: Re: Drunk Blonde
Post by: Arsenal 10 on July 14, 2010, 01:07:26 am: She is sober.

Drunk = no top.
Title: Re: Drunk Blonde
Post by: Kalon Q on July 14, 2010, 01:14:26 am: Have you ever known anyone who acted that way when sober?
Title: Re: Drunk Blonde
Post by: Thunder Strike on July 14, 2010, 03:22:28 am: Quote from: Kalon Q on July 14, 2010, 01:14:26 am
Have you ever known anyone who acted that way when sober?

Is the answer 'Your mother'?
Title: Re: Drunk Blonde
Post by: Kalon Q on July 14, 2010, 03:39:26 am: No, she is not blonde! My sister is, and I have seen her acting like that; she was drunk!
Title: Re: Drunk Blonde
Post by: . on July 14, 2010, 08:54:04 am: Quote from: Kalon Q on July 14, 2010, 03:39:26 am
No, she is not blonde! My sister is, and I have seen her acting like that; she was drunk!

Did you cop a feel after she passed out? If not, missed opportunity..
Title: Re: Drunk Blonde
Post by: Crunka on August 01, 2010, 03:26:32 pm: yeah man, did you touch her dick?
Title: Re: Drunk Blonde
Post by: TomAceEsq on August 01, 2010, 05:25:33 pm: Quote from: Crunka on August 01, 2010, 03:26:32 pm
yeah man, did you touch her dick?

LMAO...Awesome. :rainbowsheep: