Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Jenne on July 19, 2010, 08:42:48 pm
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Who checks out all their ex-girlfriends on facebook and realizes that they dodged a major bullet? I don't know if I was just too drunk back then, or I ruined them for the rest of the world, but there is not one of them I look at now and can believe they ever looked half as good as they did back in the day.
Then -->:boobs:
Now -->:rainbowsheep:
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They're all creepy rainbow sheep now?
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Hey Zitan, where did you go?
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Classified
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MIB?
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The mothership called zitan home.
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Maybe they all got depressed? (http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn2457-semen-acts-as-an-antidepressant.html)
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Facebook has helped me learn that one of my ex's now has dozens and dozens of pets.
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This topic title should be renamed to "Hey I'm Jenne and I'm gonna boast about having woman."
Yeah, fuck you man, fuck you.
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This topic title should be renamed to "Hey I'm Jenne and I'm gonna boast about having woman."
Yeah, fuck you man, fuck you.
Oh dear, unlucky summer?
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People who use facebook have collectively taught me one vital lesson: never use facebook.
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This topic title should be renamed to "Hey I'm Jenne and I'm gonna boast about having woman."
Yeah, fuck you man, fuck you.
Oh dear, unlucky summer?
I lol'd
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Dude, I think you were just way too drunk back then.
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I'm noticed it as well. My best friend and I actually both ended up dating the same girl, albeit a year apart, and now we see photos of her on fb and look back and laugh about how she now looks like she was hit by a bus
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This topic title should be renamed to "Hey I'm Jenne and I'm gonna boast about having woman."
Yeah, fuck you man, fuck you.
Oh dear, unlucky summer?
Nah, actually been pretty good so far. Dorm parties have been a great way to pass the time here at college.
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A mix of beer and 17 year old hormones will make anything with tits and muff look halfway decent. At some point we all start thinking with the head above our neck.
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A mix of beer and 17 year old hormones will make anything with tits and muff look halfway decent. At some point we all start thinking with the head above our neck.
That's cool, you refer to yours as having a neck. I still call mine a shaft.
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This topic title should be renamed to "Hey I'm Jenne and I'm gonna boast about having woman."
Yeah, fuck you man, fuck you.
I keep telling you. The only difference between a lonely, horny man and a well laid man is nothing but standard.
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That's true. I'd rather be single than married to a 600 pound gorilla of a woman.
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(http://208.101.19.88/coolbuddy/PictureGallery/motivational-lols-0.jpg)
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One there was this girl I had a crush on in high school. he later friended me on facebook. I recall that I thought she had a very pretty face. And I didn't notice it until later... when someone pointed out that she had had plastic surgary. When I noticed it I shat bricks. Here looks were not improved by the cosmetic surgary at all. I found it horrifying.
Now it wasn't terribly noticeable at a glance but once I realized it, it could not be unseen. And I just couldn't help but ask myself, 'why? why would she do that?' she looked fine before and the surgary was... well, it was less than an improvement. I felt as if something had been ruined, lost... maybe I was just over reacting. I mean I hadn't cared about her for a while. And it wasn't a huge surprise. She had proved long ago that she was vain and insecure.
I guess... it's just a pity.
Uh... got a little carried away there, didn't I? yeaaaah, Sorry for the rant. I stand by by opinions though.
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What did she change?
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What did she change?
The only change I noticed and read about was her nose. Her nose could have been described has a straight nose, It wasn't the most I don't know... cutesy or whatever nose. But it didn't look bad and it fit her face. I would say it was well defined. The nose she got was, I guess supposed to be more upturned and feminine or something. But it sort of looked bulbous and just... weird to me. It did not fit the face.
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I don't really trust plastic surgeons. My dad had his finger repaired after he cut it off on a router table, and the damn thing looks like a mushroom now.
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sugary, mmm.
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sugary, mmm.
And I made that mistake every time. And why wouldn't I, I've been running off of nothing but candy and sugar for three days now.
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this girl I had a crush on in high school. he later friended me
I c how u roll.
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this girl I had a crush on in high school. he later friended me
I c how u roll.
I'm willing to try anything thrice.
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I'm terrible at using this forum. :derp:
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where are the goddamn pics?
PICS
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where are the goddamn pics?
PICS
This ^
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where are the goddamn pics?
PICS
This ^
That ^
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where are the goddamn pics?
PICS
This ^
That ^
and the other thing^
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where are the goddamn pics?
PICS
This ^
That ^
and the other thing^
yay let's start one of those quote chain thingys ^
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where are the goddamn pics?
PICS
This ^
That ^
and the other thing^
yay let's start one of those quote chain thingys ^
let's start one of those... C-C-C-c-COMBOBREAKERS!!!
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where are the goddamn pics?
PICS
This ^
That ^
and the other thing^
yay let's start one of those quote chain thingys ^
let's start one of those... C-C-C-c-COMBOBREAKERS!!!
Yeah no
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Yeah, yes.
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When I was hitting it(years ago): (http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-ash1/v122/180/123/759435187/n759435187_1306953_7379.jpg)
now: (http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs044.snc4/34585_442765709743_589719743_5895741_8316061_n.jpg)
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Wow, she went blond? I would stuck with the original colour.
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Not bad now, but definitely hotter before.
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I think he's referring to the girl on the left, not the one on the right
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Gah, me likes first photo better
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When I was hitting it(years ago): (http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-ash1/v122/180/123/759435187/n759435187_1306953_7379.jpg)
now: (http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs044.snc4/34585_442765709743_589719743_5895741_8316061_n.jpg)
holy shitballs
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I think he's referring to the girl on the left, not the one on the right
Damn fucking shit.
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Allison reminds me of a girl I used to like
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When I was hitting it(years ago): (http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-ash1/v122/180/123/759435187/n759435187_1306953_7379.jpg)
now: (http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs044.snc4/34585_442765709743_589719743_5895741_8316061_n.jpg)
Sweet mother of...wtf happened? She jumped on steroids and joined the wrestling team?
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How long apart were these photos taken?
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I think he's referring to the girl on the left, not the one on the right
Damn fucking shit.
This made me giggle.
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How long apart were these photos taken?
about a year and a half I think
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:horrified:
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Well, actually, you need to consider that in the second picture she:
1. Has her hair pulled back, making her look less femenine.
2. Is wearing really unflattering clothes.
3. Is making a weird smile.
These are all things that are very easily fixable, and she wouldn't look as bad if she was as produced as she was when the first picture was taken. She's still fatter now, though.
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Well, actually, you need to consider that in the second picture she:
1. Has her hair pulled back, making her look less femenine.
2. Is wearing really unflattering clothes.
3. Is making a weird smile.
4. Is fugly.
These are all things that are not easily fixable, and she wouldn't look as bad if she was as hot as she was when the first picture was taken. She's still fatter now, though.
fix'd
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(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs031.snc3/11843_357118270187_759435187_10154881_7043246_n.jpg)
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(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v122/180/123/759435187/n759435187_1004199_1347.jpg)
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The freshman 15 is a bitch. Especially when you do it both semesters.