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Title: Does blood test hurt?? Answer honestly
Post by: LordShaiyan on September 05, 2010, 01:29:46 pm
I'm gonna have one tomorrow and I'm scared.I have this rare phobia by the name of Trypanophobia or otherwise known as needle phobia.I had one 5 years ago and as far as I can remember,it didnt hurt.But now I'm scared.Will it hurt???? Answer honestly otherwise I'll piss on your graves (You'll be dead already!!!) lol!! I'm serious!!! Please answer honestly.This fucking NHS really got me on this one....... :horrified: :supaburn: :wacko: :wtf: :surprise:
Title: Re: Does blood test hurt?? Answer honestly
Post by: The Angry Alien on September 05, 2010, 01:32:59 pm
Honest answer:

Yes. Obviously when someone puts a needle in you it's going to hurt, but the suspense is much much much worsethan the actual test. The most important thing is not to look at the needle though, because no matter how long it really is, nervousness will add an extra two feet. Walk in, look away, after what feels like someone pinching you stops look at the pretty bandaid you have.
Title: Re: Does blood test hurt?? Answer honestly
Post by: C-zom on September 05, 2010, 02:58:28 pm
It doesn't hurt, that's a dumb question. Fear of needles does not relate to fear of it hurting. Just look away like zitan said, if you have to, it'll be over before you know it.

I personally love getting blood tests. Watching them fill up those viles one by one...
Title: Re: Does blood test hurt?? Answer honestly
Post by: Leo on September 05, 2010, 03:09:46 pm
Trust me, it's the worst fuckin' feeling you will ever experience. I avoid blood tests whenever possible just because the needle hurts so damn much.
Title: Re: Does blood test hurt?? Answer honestly
Post by: LordShaiyan on September 05, 2010, 03:21:10 pm
I know Leo I know.But my retarded(!) father tells me I must get one....... :supaburn: lolol I'm still scared!!!
Title: Re: Does blood test hurt?? Answer honestly
Post by: Gangs on September 05, 2010, 03:24:12 pm
It doesn't hurt, that's a dumb question. Fear of needles does not relate to fear of it hurting. Just look away like zitan said, if you have to, it'll be over before you know it.

I personally love getting blood tests. Watching them fill up those viles one by one...
I cannot stress how glad i am that you are our HoMO and nothing in its stead.
Title: Re: Does blood test hurt?? Answer honestly
Post by: Thunder Strike on September 05, 2010, 11:21:02 pm
Don't be a pussy.

Also donate blood on a regular basis.
Title: Re: Does blood test hurt?? Answer honestly
Post by: C-zom on September 06, 2010, 12:56:23 am
Don't be a pussy.

Also donate blood on a regular basis.

Fuck that noise. It's my blood. And I completely backed out of doing that organ donor thing for my license.

:smug:
Title: Re: Does blood test hurt?? Answer honestly
Post by: Arsenal 10 on September 06, 2010, 01:07:59 am
What? C-zom, I thought you were like 12 years old. You have a license?

Anyway, I should donate blood too, but I don't like needle so know how you feel, Shaiyan.
Title: Re: Does blood test hurt?? Answer honestly
Post by: LordShaiyan on September 06, 2010, 04:09:30 am
I'm gonna get fucked in an hour.Pray for me........
Title: Re: Does blood test hurt?? Answer honestly
Post by: Gangs on September 06, 2010, 04:34:54 am
You're a choir boy?
Title: Re: Does blood test hurt?? Answer honestly
Post by: The Angry Alien on September 06, 2010, 05:31:44 am
It has happened by now. Now all we can do is wait for his return...
Title: Re: Does blood test hurt?? Answer honestly
Post by: Thunder Strike on September 06, 2010, 05:40:21 am
I bet he panicked when the needle went in, jerked his arm and ripped open the vein, and died.
Title: Re: Does blood test hurt?? Answer honestly
Post by: Arsenal 10 on September 06, 2010, 05:43:27 am
He can't die, he owes me tech!
Title: Re: Does blood test hurt?? Answer honestly
Post by: The Angry Alien on September 06, 2010, 05:45:11 am
Well then you should have protected him better from that needle if he's that important to you
Title: Re: Does blood test hurt?? Answer honestly
Post by: Arsenal 10 on September 06, 2010, 05:48:22 am
But I didn't want to be that overbearing type of parent.
Title: Re: Does blood test hurt?? Answer honestly
Post by: The Angry Alien on September 06, 2010, 05:50:28 am
Well you're either that type of parent or a guy who just lost his tech
Title: Re: Does blood test hurt?? Answer honestly
Post by: Arsenal 10 on September 06, 2010, 05:51:44 am
FML
Title: Re: Does blood test hurt?? Answer honestly
Post by: The Angry Alien on September 06, 2010, 05:53:43 am
It'll all get better soon enough
Title: Re: Does blood test hurt?? Answer honestly
Post by: Arsenal 10 on September 06, 2010, 05:58:54 am
And the other nations make fun of me because I have a small warchest.
Title: Re: Does blood test hurt?? Answer honestly
Post by: The Angry Alien on September 06, 2010, 06:03:16 am
Do they? Well I bet their warchest isn't that long big either, here, take a look at mine:

$9,146,444.59
Title: Re: Does blood test hurt?? Answer honestly
Post by: Gangs on September 06, 2010, 06:20:12 am
I have OVER 300,000,000!!!
Title: Re: Does blood test hurt?? Answer honestly
Post by: The Angry Alien on September 06, 2010, 06:23:19 am
Well your nation also isn't 56 days old
Title: Re: Does blood test hurt?? Answer honestly
Post by: Gangs on September 06, 2010, 06:24:17 am
Wait whut?

...oh that's right...you died.
Title: Re: Does blood test hurt?? Answer honestly
Post by: The Angry Alien on September 06, 2010, 06:25:48 am
Dam, I would be 406 days today o_0
Title: Re: Does blood test hurt?? Answer honestly
Post by: LordShaiyan on September 06, 2010, 06:49:55 am
So guys I had the test today and it didnt hurt much.It only hurts when they insert the needle,and take it out.It doesnt hurt when the needle is inside.I cant believe I was being such a pussy.By the way,I couldn't see the boobs of the nurse because it was a male!!!! lol (I really hoped for a cute white nurse with big boobs so that I can suck them with my eyes,but it was a man so I had no luck on this side ) but atleast,the blood test went good......It didnt hurt too much........................... :)  :rainbowsheep: :spot: :trout:
Title: Re: Does blood test hurt?? Answer honestly
Post by: Thunder Strike on September 06, 2010, 06:53:58 am
White nurse? Don't be a racist.
Title: Re: Does blood test hurt?? Answer honestly
Post by: LordShaiyan on September 06, 2010, 07:15:19 am
I'm not a racist.I'm not white myself.I said white because they have bigger boobs,understand now?? :boobs:
Title: Re: Does blood test hurt?? Answer honestly
Post by: LordShaiyan on September 06, 2010, 07:30:31 am
oh and by the way,dont accuse people without knowing their proper intention ok?? It feels bad...Why would I be racist??? I just want some big tits :boobs: Man  TS fuck you,you killed my mood...
Title: Re: Does blood test hurt?? Answer honestly
Post by: The Angry Alien on September 06, 2010, 07:49:29 am
oh and by the way,dont accuse people without knowing their proper intention ok?? It feels bad...Why would I be racist??? I just want some big tits :boobs: Man  TS fuck you,you killed my mood...
Um taking it too seriously?
Title: Re: Does blood test hurt?? Answer honestly
Post by: LordShaiyan on September 06, 2010, 09:28:45 am
lol
Title: Re: Does blood test hurt?? Answer honestly
Post by: Jenne on September 06, 2010, 09:31:51 am
White nurse? Don't be a racist.
Somehow I knew you would jump on that.  How is having a preference racist?  Genetically speaking, it's not different than wishing for a blond.  Or for big tits for that matter.  It's a physical attribute, nothing more. 

Here's a message for the cheap seats.  Not every reference of race is racist.  Get over it.
Title: Re: Does blood test hurt?? Answer honestly
Post by: Gangs on September 06, 2010, 12:34:17 pm
How does no one else see the sarcasm in TSs post?

Also @shaiyan: You have obviously never met a latina.
Title: Re: Does blood test hurt?? Answer honestly
Post by: Jenne on September 06, 2010, 01:05:45 pm
oh and by the way,dont accuse people without knowing their proper intention ok?? It feels bad...Why would I be racist??? I just want some big tits :boobs: Man  TS fuck you,you killed my mood...
I have found in my many years of exhaustive research that there is a equitable distribution of breasteses among all races. 
Title: Re: Does blood test hurt?? Answer honestly
Post by: LordShaiyan on September 06, 2010, 02:27:02 pm
White nurse? Don't be a racist.
Somehow I knew you would jump on that.  How is having a preference racist?  Genetically speaking, it's not different than wishing for a blond.  Or for big tits for that matter.  It's a physical attribute, nothing more. 

Here's a message for the cheap seats.  Not every reference of race is racist.  Get over it.

Thanks for understanding.I really like big tits and anal sex(not in my ass but when I will push my thing inside a girl's ass only then).
I've seen that white nurses who work in hospitals have 500 times bigger boobs than nurses of other race(tanned,african british,etc)
And when a fucking needle is going to enter your veins,you really have to concentrate on other objects so that pain is minimal.And from the male point of view,the big tits of a nurse is the best thing you'll get to concentrate in that moment.  :boobs:  :bigz:
I had bad luck in this point of view,the person who took my blood was a male.So no boobs for me...:(

I dont really know,but I've seen some latina vids and their tits are huge!!  :boobs: :boobs: :bigz: :bigz:
Title: Re: Does blood test hurt?? Answer honestly
Post by: undiscoveredbum on September 06, 2010, 02:36:12 pm
I had a blood test a month ago or so. Not only did it not hurt, I didn't even feel anything.

And the nurse wasn't attractive so boo.
Title: Re: Does blood test hurt?? Answer honestly
Post by: The Angry Alien on September 06, 2010, 03:20:04 pm
How does no one else see the sarcasm in TSs post?
Title: Re: Does blood test hurt?? Answer honestly
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on September 06, 2010, 07:16:43 pm
How does no one else see the sarcasm in TSs post?
Title: Re: Does blood test hurt?? Answer honestly
Post by: Thunder Strike on September 06, 2010, 07:20:34 pm
ITT people with racist tendencies get overly defensive and offended by a joke comment.
Title: Re: Does blood test hurt?? Answer honestly
Post by: Gangs on September 06, 2010, 07:23:11 pm
ITT people with racist tendencies get overly defensive and offended by a joke comment.
That was racist!
Title: Re: Does blood test hurt?? Answer honestly
Post by: Leo on September 06, 2010, 08:35:58 pm
ITT people with racist tendencies get overly defensive and offended by a joke comment.
That was racist!
STFU you little Indian boy!
Title: Re: Does blood test hurt?? Answer honestly
Post by: Gangs on September 06, 2010, 08:49:35 pm
ITT people with racist tendencies get overly defensive and offended by a joke comment.
That was racist!
STFU you little Indian boy!
That was racist!
Title: Re: Does blood test hurt?? Answer honestly
Post by: The Angry Alien on September 06, 2010, 09:00:12 pm
ITT people with racist tendencies get overly defensive and offended by a joke comment.
That was racist!
STFU you little Indian boy!
That was racist!
No you're racist!
Title: Re: Does blood test hurt?? Answer honestly
Post by: Gangs on September 06, 2010, 09:27:37 pm
ITT people with racist tendencies get overly defensive and offended by a joke comment.
That was racist!
STFU you little Indian boy!
That was racist!
No you're racist!
Calling others racist is racist!
Title: Re: Does blood test hurt?? Answer honestly
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on September 06, 2010, 09:29:22 pm
ITT people with racist tendencies get overly defensive and offended by a joke comment.
That was racist!
STFU you little Indian boy!
That was racist!
No you're racist!
Calling others racist is racist!
Your mom's racist
Title: Re: Does blood test hurt?? Answer honestly
Post by: Gangs on September 06, 2010, 09:53:39 pm
ITT people with racist tendencies get overly defensive and offended by a joke comment.
That was racist!
STFU you little Indian boy!
That was racist!
No you're racist!
Calling others racist is racist!
Your mom's racist
Calling someones mom racist is racist!
Title: Re: Does blood test hurt?? Answer honestly
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on September 06, 2010, 09:54:21 pm
ITT people with racist tendencies get overly defensive and offended by a joke comment.
That was racist!
STFU you little Indian boy!
That was racist!
No you're racist!
Calling others racist is racist!
Your mom's racist
Calling someones mom racist is racist!
Calling someone who calls your mom racist racist is racist.
Title: Re: Does blood test hurt?? Answer honestly
Post by: Gangs on September 06, 2010, 10:04:58 pm
Making grammatical errors in meaningless comments on racism is racist!
Title: Re: Does blood test hurt?? Answer honestly
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on September 06, 2010, 10:07:11 pm
Making grammatical errors in meaningless comments on racism is racist!

My grammar was spot on, sir.
Title: Re: Does blood test hurt?? Answer honestly
Post by: Arsenal 10 on September 06, 2010, 10:11:41 pm
Making grammatical errors in meaningless comments on racism is racist!

My grammar was spot on, sir.
You spelt mum wrong.
Title: Re: Does blood test hurt?? Answer honestly
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on September 06, 2010, 10:13:14 pm
Making grammatical errors in meaningless comments on racism is racist!

My grammar was spot on, sir.
You spelt mum wrong.
In America it's mom. So in America I'm right. And I'm in America. So ha.
Title: Re: Does blood test hurt?? Answer honestly
Post by: Gangs on September 06, 2010, 10:19:56 pm
Making grammatical errors in meaningless comments on racism is racist!

My grammar was spot on, sir.
You spelt mum wrong.
In America it's mom. So in America I'm right. And I'm in America. So ha.
Arguing about 'mum' being 'mom' in America is racist!
Title: Re: Does blood test hurt?? Answer honestly
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on September 06, 2010, 10:26:39 pm
Making grammatical errors in meaningless comments on racism is racist!

My grammar was spot on, sir.
You spelt mum wrong.
In America it's mom. So in America I'm right. And I'm in America. So ha.
Arguing about 'mum' being 'mom' in America is racist!
True
Title: Re: Does blood test hurt?? Answer honestly
Post by: Leo on September 06, 2010, 11:43:14 pm
You're all racist for accusing each other of being racist!
Title: Re: Does blood test hurt?? Answer honestly
Post by: Gangs on September 07, 2010, 12:41:19 am
That was racist!
Title: Re: Does blood test hurt?? Answer honestly
Post by: LordShaiyan on September 07, 2010, 08:31:40 am
man this thread is like never before!!! looooooooooollll does anyone notice how the topic changed????  :holyshit: anyway latina boobs are good..... :boobs:
Title: Re: Does blood test hurt?? Answer honestly
Post by: The Angry Alien on September 07, 2010, 02:49:46 pm
It's called hijacking, all the cool racists are doing it
Title: Re: Does blood test hurt?? Answer honestly
Post by: Leo on September 07, 2010, 07:09:55 pm
^Arabs hijack.
Title: Re: Does blood test hurt?? Answer honestly
Post by: Arsenal 10 on September 07, 2010, 07:14:14 pm
^Arabs hijack.
That was actually quite funny. But also very racist.
Title: Re: Does blood test hurt?? Answer honestly
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on September 07, 2010, 07:16:52 pm
Haha Ayrabs. Hey I'm racist...
Title: Re: Does blood test hurt?? Answer honestly
Post by: Zimbagwe on September 07, 2010, 08:13:30 pm
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Title: Re: Does blood test hurt?? Answer honestly
Post by: The Angry Alien on September 08, 2010, 05:46:56 am
 :wat: