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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Killmaster Kaizer on September 16, 2010, 09:28:38 am

Title: Well hello there
Post by: Killmaster Kaizer on September 16, 2010, 09:28:38 am: I am Kaizer, ambassador from the Viridian Entente. To the Viridians I am known as the Killmaster. To the rest of CN I am known as Sean Connery. To my parents I am known as "you" and to my roommates I am known as Sven. To my cat I am known as The Great Satan, because my cat despises me and any and all humans it comes in contact with.

Let me tell you a little about myself. My nation of Carmarthen is a happy lot of maniacal Welshmen hell-bent on taking over England and colonizing it with sheep, and then spending our Holidays over there so the English can SEE HOW THEY LIKE IT FOR A CHANGE.

(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:SEaJIODMqdKJeM:http://i.zdnet.com/blogs/sheep.jpg&t=1)
Lord Feltwether, future Viceroy of England

Now let me introduce you to my Prime Minister Malcolm Tucker, who is delighted to meet you. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99CZHHgAOy8) (sometimes he gets a little too happy, we apologize.)

I look forward to being around you all. Viridians are happening people, and this is a happening place, so we're going to get along like egg whites and superglue, I reckon.
Title: Re: Well hello there
Post by: C-zom on September 16, 2010, 01:14:31 pm: Hail the great satan
Title: Re: Well hello there
Post by: We Are Not Alone on September 16, 2010, 02:26:43 pm: HAIL SATAN
Title: Re: Well hello there
Post by: The Angry Alien on September 16, 2010, 03:33:55 pm: Quote from: We Are Not Alone on September 16, 2010, 02:26:43 pm
HAIL SATAN
Jesus loves you
Title: Re: Well hello there
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on September 16, 2010, 05:36:54 pm: Your avatar is a piece of shit.
Title: Re: Well hello there
Post by: We Are Not Alone on September 16, 2010, 08:30:43 pm: :fap: :fap: :fap: :colbert: :colbert: :colbert: :supaburn: :supaburn: :supaburn:
Title: Re: Well hello there
Post by: Huntzman on September 16, 2010, 09:31:48 pm: Quote from: Killmaster Kaizer on September 16, 2010, 09:28:38 am

Now let me introduce you to my Prime Minister Malcolm Tucker, who is delighted to meet you. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99CZHHgAOy8)

British humo(u)r is...awkward
Title: Re: Well hello there
Post by: Electric Mango on September 16, 2010, 10:19:38 pm: Now is the time when the new ambassador reveals his mist embarassing moment.
Title: Re: Well hello there
Post by: Leo on September 16, 2010, 10:42:27 pm: Quote from: Electric Mango on September 16, 2010, 10:19:38 pm
Now is the time when the new ambassador reveals his mist embarassing moment.
Sierra Mist?
Title: Re: Well hello there
Post by: Electric Mango on September 17, 2010, 01:14:35 am: I'm doing all this on an iPod so cut me some slack. :)
Title: Re: Well hello there
Post by: Killmaster Kaizer on September 17, 2010, 07:22:41 am: Quote from: Koorosheh Kabir on September 16, 2010, 05:36:54 pm
Your avatar is a piece of shit.

You'll rue the day you crossed me, Trebek.
Title: Re: Well hello there
Post by: Electric Mango on September 17, 2010, 10:16:49 am: Suck it long and suck it hard Trebek.
Title: Re: Well hello there
Post by: king maguga on September 17, 2010, 11:56:47 am: (http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/1/2008/03/medium_alex%20trebek.jpg)
you likey what you see ?
Title: Re: Well hello there
Post by: Killmaster Kaizer on September 17, 2010, 12:19:02 pm: BUCK FUTTER!
Title: Re: Well hello there
Post by: Leo on September 17, 2010, 03:36:39 pm: I agree, butter on these abs would make 'em oh so much hotter.
Title: Re: Well hello there
Post by: We Are Not Alone on September 17, 2010, 04:33:15 pm: Leo is our resident homo.
Title: Re: Well hello there
Post by: Leo on September 17, 2010, 05:42:33 pm: Except that I am indeed very straight and thoroughly enjoy the touch of a beautiful woman.
Title: Re: Well hello there
Post by: Jenne on September 17, 2010, 07:04:50 pm: Quote from: We Are Not Alone on September 17, 2010, 04:33:15 pm
Leo is our resident homo.
He's just curious.
Title: Re: Well hello there
Post by: undiscoveredbum on September 17, 2010, 07:10:58 pm: Leo appreciates hot, regardless of gender
Title: Re: Well hello there
Post by: Thunder Strike on September 17, 2010, 08:00:50 pm: Quote from: We Are Not Alone on September 17, 2010, 04:33:15 pm
Leo is our resident homo.

C-zom would dispute that.
Title: Re: Well hello there
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on September 17, 2010, 10:49:40 pm: Trebek :troll:
Title: Re: Well hello there
Post by: We Are Not Alone on September 18, 2010, 06:34:53 pm: :troll: :troll: :troll: :troll: :troll: <3 KM