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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Romaneseuntdomus on October 25, 2010, 10:47:49 am

Title: If you aren't sick
Post by: Romaneseuntdomus on October 25, 2010, 10:47:49 am

Then you can go vigorously fuck yourself. And I encourage you to utilize whatever you happen to have around the house to do so. A large candle, for example. Maybe take the classic route and use a zucchini (Actually, any member of the Cucurbitaceae family works great!).
The important thing is to be adventurous. Use your imagination.
And don't limit yourself to just phallic-shaped objects. Expand your horizons. Perhaps a can of tuna.
No matter what you choose, just make sure you do it with an ardor the likes of which you haven't felt since you first made love.
And don't half do it, get it all up in there.

Wait, are we allowed to say fuck?

Title: Re: If you aren't sick
Post by: Leo on October 25, 2010, 01:37:27 pm

No.

Title: Re: If you aren't sick
Post by: Romaneseuntdomus on October 25, 2010, 03:07:47 pm

No, we aren't allowed to? Or no, you aren't going to do what I said?

Title: Re: If you aren't sick
Post by: Thissstupid on October 25, 2010, 04:32:00 pm

Fuck no.

Title: Re: If you aren't sick
Post by: Leo on October 25, 2010, 05:10:50 pm

Quote from: Romaneseuntdomus on October 25, 2010, 03:07:47 pm

No, we aren't allowed to? Or no, you aren't going to do what I said?

No, I am technically not here and you should disregard all posts, including this one.

Title: Re: If you aren't sick
Post by: Arsenal 10 on October 25, 2010, 06:04:02 pm

I have a wine bottle..

Title: Re: If you aren't sick
Post by: Zimbagwe on October 25, 2010, 06:46:26 pm

Yes.

Title: Re: If you aren't sick
Post by: ARC Captain on October 25, 2010, 07:51:45 pm

uh... what if I be a dude?  that would be awkward...