Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Mr_Cynic on February 24, 2011, 04:36:17 pm
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When I asked what happened while I was gone, you forgot to tell me that Kenny had become as emotional and whiny as a menopausal woman. I mean, shit, man.
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I thought you wanted to know things that were new since you left?
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Then he'd also like to know that Fap Fap got his e-peen viagra. he was getting old and he had ED.
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Basically, Kenny's a bitch, Moth fought a war so he could patronize all of us about warchests/efficiency/etc and the such, C-Zom decided to "retire" into being a War Minister for another alliance, Arsenal finally got ousted as Captain Planet by a member of IRON, and we entered a war on both sides and won, but we still feel slightly shafted by our current allies. Enraged Lobster, Lanna, and a bunch of other old members show up long enough to remind us of their absence, which saddens us. We're all pissed about being successfully sanctioned, crabby from lack of sleep, and apathetic about everything (Except for Delta of course, because he's still essentially the giant cock of the RIA- off probing around in everyone else's vagina where we can't see him). And overall, everyone here realized we're all dying of a strange virus that's robbed us of our temperance.
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Except for Delta of course, because he's still essentially the giant cock of the RIA- off probing around in everyone else's vagina where we can't see him
I...I'm not sure if I...I think I'd have been better off not knowing that. :v
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Snowbound, who are you? Are you new since I left, or someone old with a new name?
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New since you left.
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New since you left.
Yep. I'll take the confusion as an enormous compliment.
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New since you left.
Yep. I'll take the confusion as an enormous compliment.
Probly the biggest compliment an oldfag can give to one of you youngins', actually.
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Besides a dick up the ass! Hint: I'm drunk again.
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You really like the drunken sodomy, don't you?
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I seemed to have forgotten that filter this time. Well, I guess I'd be more surprised if I remembered it, all things considered...
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Fuck you cynic...
Wow...it's been a while, i ALMOST didn't do that.
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I have recently left IRON under very bad terms and am now in a high govt position at the RIA.
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I now hate IRON.
Also YEAY! I FUCKING TOLD YOU YOU'D BE WITH US!
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GANGS SHUT THE FUCKING FUCK UP FUCK.
Yes, it has been a while.
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I missed/love you too.
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Since 5 minutes ago I am now back with IRON and will now be stealing all if RIA's secrets to tale back to the glorious motherland. Thank you for all of the intel RIA, I'll make sure I put it to good use. I will also be poaching as many members from you as I can. If anyone us interested please send me your application via PM or post it in our embassy.
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I'm almost tempted...almost.
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Since 5 minutes ago I am now back with IRON and will now be stealing all if RIA's secrets to tale back to the glorious motherland. Thank you for all of the intel RIA, I'll make sure I put it to good use. I will also be poaching as many members from you as I can. If anyone us interested please send me your application via PM or post it in our embassy.
Here's my app:
I'm Leo.
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Since 5 minutes ago I am now back with IRON and will now be stealing all if RIA's secrets to tale back to the glorious motherland. Thank you for all of the intel RIA, I'll make sure I put it to good use. I will also be poaching as many members from you as I can. If anyone us interested please send me your application via PM or post it in our embassy.
Here's my app:
I'm Leo.
I KNEW IT!
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Damn... I should really coordinate my trolling better.
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Ok Leo you're in. Gangs you're coming too whether you like it or not. Actually I've been thinking about it and I say screw IRON, I'm starting my own alliance. Gangs is head of military, Leo is in charge of porn. There will be no other males allowed. I will recruit all females into the new alliance. Their entrance exam will be to have sexy time with us and the ones that don't give us STD's will be admitted.
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Do I get admin powers on the forums?
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Ok Leo you're in. Gangs you're coming too whether you like it or not. Actually I've been thinking about it and I say screw IRON, I'm starting my own alliance. Gangs is head of military, Leo is in charge of porn. There will be no other males allowed. I will recruit all females into the new alliance. Their entrance exam will be to have sexy time with us and the ones that don't give us STD's will be admitted.
But after you contract every STD known to man and then some, how will you know if the females have them?
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But after you contract every STD known to man and then some, how will you know if the females have them?
Shh, this is why he got the CP-seat and the special hat.