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Title: Automated BJ machine right around the corner
Post by: Buck Turgidson on May 05, 2011, 10:55:42 am
http://edition.cnn.com/2011/TECH/innovation/05/05/computer.kiss.device/index.html (http://edition.cnn.com/2011/TECH/innovation/05/05/computer.kiss.device/index.html)

This is awesome - the potential is HUGE.  Imagine the possibilities - forget kissing, this could be revolutionary to the porn industry. 

I know I want one, and am pretty sure that Leobound Mango would go for one too.  Think about it - you could 'save' the perfect BJ from Gangs' mom and play it over and over again without having to resort to the paper bag. 
Title: Re: Automated BJ machine right around the corner
Post by: Gangs on May 05, 2011, 01:54:58 pm
I'm confused, if i saved one of the BJs you gave me, would it be considered anal sex? God ruined a perfectly good rectum when he put teeth in your mouth.
Title: Re: Automated BJ machine right around the corner
Post by: Gangs on May 05, 2011, 01:57:50 pm
@OP: The Japanese: Slowly making San Angeles a reality...
Title: Re: Automated BJ machine right around the corner
Post by: Snowbound Milk on May 05, 2011, 04:23:50 pm
I already can see this being beneficial to my girl as is.
Title: Re: Automated BJ machine right around the corner
Post by: Leo on May 05, 2011, 09:44:35 pm
Actually, EM and I get plenty of bjs as is so we don't need to waste money on this machine.




Right, EM?





EM? Where'd you go?
Title: Re: Automated BJ machine right around the corner
Post by: Snowbound Milk on May 06, 2011, 12:08:30 am
EM? Where'd you go?
He can't talk right now. :smug:
Title: Re: Automated BJ machine right around the corner
Post by: Buck Turgidson on May 06, 2011, 03:37:09 am
EM? Where'd you go?
He can't talk right now. :smug:

Lol

But seriously, think of all the possible spinoff industries, like:
- Custom-designed tongues (ie replicas as well as "improvements on nature")
- Vaccuum cleaner adapters("take the new experience to the next level")
- saliva-like lubes, maybe with different scents / odors for the fetishist (like a cigar flavour called "Gangs' Mom")
- dental sets & braces
- wigs / paper bags for your machine
- different head shapes & sizes
- sound effects (no limits - could even be farm animals "bundled free with the Gangs' Mom saliva package")
- the list goes on

This has got me so worked up I am going to get Gangs' Mom out of her pen to do some research.
Title: Re: Automated BJ machine right around the corner
Post by: Electric Mango on May 06, 2011, 02:17:51 pm
I wish they would make an interwebz slapping machine so I could use my pimp hand on Leo.

Ironically I've been working on a bj machine myself but suffered a major set back in the beta testing. I guess I shouldn't have made it with simulated teeth. Lesson learned. 
Title: Re: Automated BJ machine right around the corner
Post by: Snowbound Milk on May 06, 2011, 02:35:25 pm
Ironically I've been working on a bj machine myself but suffered a major set back in the beta testing. I guess I shouldn't have made it with simulated teeth. Lesson learned. 
And that program virus that simulated a seizure was a bad call.
Title: Re: Automated BJ machine right around the corner
Post by: Leo on May 06, 2011, 07:10:46 pm
C'mon SM, you know that program made it so much funnier, and what guy doesn't love it when a funny woman blows him?
Title: Re: Automated BJ machine right around the corner
Post by: Snowbound Milk on May 06, 2011, 07:17:53 pm
C'mon SM, you know that program made it so much funnier, and what guy doesn't love it when a funny woman blows him?
With the teeth added in, it was a bit of a thrill I'll admit.

Like Russian roulette.
Title: Re: Automated BJ machine right around the corner
Post by: Leo on May 06, 2011, 11:24:45 pm
But without the Russian prostitute.
Title: Re: Automated BJ machine right around the corner
Post by: Electric Mango on May 07, 2011, 08:03:07 am
My next model is going to tell me jokes as it's giving me a bj. Nothing better than mixing sex and comedy.  Kinda like when I sleep with gangs' mom.
Title: Re: Automated BJ machine right around the corner
Post by: Buck Turgidson on May 07, 2011, 02:57:39 pm
lmao.  I would say the ball is in Gangs' court, but it's actually in his mom's mouth.
Title: Re: Automated BJ machine right around the corner
Post by: Leo on May 07, 2011, 10:31:27 pm
lmao.  I would say the ball is in Gangs' court, but it's actually in his mom's mouth.
I was about to respond with, "Only one ball?" but then I remembered that EM must have some large balls to still be around here.
Title: Re: Automated BJ machine right around the corner
Post by: Electric Mango on May 08, 2011, 10:31:06 am
Yes I've been here a long long time. It's like a bad dream from which I an unable to awake.

Regarding the size of my testicles, I'd say that one is normal but my right nut is above average size. oO.
Title: Re: Automated BJ machine right around the corner
Post by: Buck Turgidson on May 08, 2011, 11:16:40 am
Yes I've been here a long long time. It's like a bad dream from which I an unable to awake.

Regarding the size of my testicles, I'd say that one is normal but my right nut is above average size. oO.

Have you spent a lot of time comparing the size of your testicles with others?  Just wondering of the sample size is larger than just Leo.
Title: Re: Automated BJ machine right around the corner
Post by: Snowbound Milk on May 09, 2011, 01:28:37 am
(http://theballwhisk.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/ball-gag-pink-webbing.jpg)
Title: Re: Automated BJ machine right around the corner
Post by: Gangs on May 09, 2011, 10:51:21 am
EM? Where'd you go?
He can't talk right now. :smug:

Lol

But seriously, think of all the possible spinoff industries, like:
- Custom-designed tongues (ie replicas as well as "improvements on nature")
- Vaccuum cleaner adapters("take the new experience to the next level")
- saliva-like lubes, maybe with different scents / odors for the fetishist (like a cigar flavour called "Gangs' Mom")
- dental sets & braces
- wigs / paper bags for your machine
- different head shapes & sizes
- sound effects (no limits - could even be farm animals "bundled free with the Gangs' Mom saliva package")
- the list goes on

This has got me so worked up I am going to get Gangs' Mom out of her pen to do some research.
Maybe some synthetic bionic penises? I wouldn't want you to be my bitch forever, my fitful little tickle brained jolthead.


Yes I've been here a long long time. It's like a bad dream from which I an unable to awake.

Regarding the size of my testicles, I'd say that one is normal but my right nut is above average size. oO.

Have you spent a lot of time comparing the size of your testicles with others?  Just wondering of the sample size is larger than just Leo.
Doesn't everyone?