Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Buck Turgidson on May 05, 2011, 10:55:42 am
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http://edition.cnn.com/2011/TECH/innovation/05/05/computer.kiss.device/index.html (http://edition.cnn.com/2011/TECH/innovation/05/05/computer.kiss.device/index.html)
This is awesome - the potential is HUGE. Imagine the possibilities - forget kissing, this could be revolutionary to the porn industry.
I know I want one, and am pretty sure that Leobound Mango would go for one too. Think about it - you could 'save' the perfect BJ from Gangs' mom and play it over and over again without having to resort to the paper bag.
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I'm confused, if i saved one of the BJs you gave me, would it be considered anal sex? God ruined a perfectly good rectum when he put teeth in your mouth.
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@OP: The Japanese: Slowly making San Angeles a reality...
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I already can see this being beneficial to my girl as is.
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Actually, EM and I get plenty of bjs as is so we don't need to waste money on this machine.
Right, EM?
EM? Where'd you go?
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EM? Where'd you go?
He can't talk right now. :smug:
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EM? Where'd you go?
He can't talk right now. :smug:
Lol
But seriously, think of all the possible spinoff industries, like:
- Custom-designed tongues (ie replicas as well as "improvements on nature")
- Vaccuum cleaner adapters("take the new experience to the next level")
- saliva-like lubes, maybe with different scents / odors for the fetishist (like a cigar flavour called "Gangs' Mom")
- dental sets & braces
- wigs / paper bags for your machine
- different head shapes & sizes
- sound effects (no limits - could even be farm animals "bundled free with the Gangs' Mom saliva package")
- the list goes on
This has got me so worked up I am going to get Gangs' Mom out of her pen to do some research.
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I wish they would make an interwebz slapping machine so I could use my pimp hand on Leo.
Ironically I've been working on a bj machine myself but suffered a major set back in the beta testing. I guess I shouldn't have made it with simulated teeth. Lesson learned.
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Ironically I've been working on a bj machine myself but suffered a major set back in the beta testing. I guess I shouldn't have made it with simulated teeth. Lesson learned.
And that program virus that simulated a seizure was a bad call.
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C'mon SM, you know that program made it so much funnier, and what guy doesn't love it when a funny woman blows him?
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C'mon SM, you know that program made it so much funnier, and what guy doesn't love it when a funny woman blows him?
With the teeth added in, it was a bit of a thrill I'll admit.
Like Russian roulette.
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But without the Russian prostitute.
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My next model is going to tell me jokes as it's giving me a bj. Nothing better than mixing sex and comedy. Kinda like when I sleep with gangs' mom.
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lmao. I would say the ball is in Gangs' court, but it's actually in his mom's mouth.
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lmao. I would say the ball is in Gangs' court, but it's actually in his mom's mouth.
I was about to respond with, "Only one ball?" but then I remembered that EM must have some large balls to still be around here.
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Yes I've been here a long long time. It's like a bad dream from which I an unable to awake.
Regarding the size of my testicles, I'd say that one is normal but my right nut is above average size. oO.
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Yes I've been here a long long time. It's like a bad dream from which I an unable to awake.
Regarding the size of my testicles, I'd say that one is normal but my right nut is above average size. oO.
Have you spent a lot of time comparing the size of your testicles with others? Just wondering of the sample size is larger than just Leo.
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EM? Where'd you go?
He can't talk right now. :smug:
Lol
But seriously, think of all the possible spinoff industries, like:
- Custom-designed tongues (ie replicas as well as "improvements on nature")
- Vaccuum cleaner adapters("take the new experience to the next level")
- saliva-like lubes, maybe with different scents / odors for the fetishist (like a cigar flavour called "Gangs' Mom")
- dental sets & braces
- wigs / paper bags for your machine
- different head shapes & sizes
- sound effects (no limits - could even be farm animals "bundled free with the Gangs' Mom saliva package")
- the list goes on
This has got me so worked up I am going to get Gangs' Mom out of her pen to do some research.
Maybe some synthetic bionic penises? I wouldn't want you to be my bitch forever, my fitful little tickle brained jolthead.
Yes I've been here a long long time. It's like a bad dream from which I an unable to awake.
Regarding the size of my testicles, I'd say that one is normal but my right nut is above average size. oO.
Have you spent a lot of time comparing the size of your testicles with others? Just wondering of the sample size is larger than just Leo.
Doesn't everyone?