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Title: Yep, farts are still funny
Post by: Jenne on August 25, 2011, 10:21:44 pm
Bulldog Hates Farts (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-S8d6dB2TZo#noexternalembed)
Title: Re: Yep, farts are still funny
Post by: Brian on August 26, 2011, 12:16:53 am
no
Title: Re: Yep, farts are still funny
Post by: Snowbound Milk on August 26, 2011, 02:05:45 am
I did not laugh sir.
Title: Re: Yep, farts are still funny
Post by: Buck Turgidson on September 05, 2011, 02:37:14 pm
I just downloaded a fart app on my tablet.  Farting is the basis of modern North American humour, and will never go out of style.  I discovered today that Belgians don't share my love of musical gas.
Title: Re: Yep, farts are still funny
Post by: Brian on September 05, 2011, 10:28:13 pm
no
Title: Re: Yep, farts are still funny
Post by: Damon W. Panne on September 07, 2011, 05:58:48 pm
fart





OH MY FUCKING GOD I HAS FUNNY RITE?!




 :facepalm:
Title: Re: Yep, farts are still funny
Post by: Jenne on September 07, 2011, 06:46:32 pm
fart





OH MY FUCKING GOD I HAS FUNNY RITE?!




 :facepalm:
It's not funny when you act like a fucking cuntrag troll. 
Title: Re: Yep, farts are still funny
Post by: Damon W. Panne on September 07, 2011, 09:50:19 pm
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It's not funny when you act like a fucking cuntrag troll.

no u  :troll:
Title: Re: Yep, farts are still funny
Post by: Damon W. Panne on September 07, 2011, 09:51:39 pm
fight me :hurr:
Title: Re: Yep, farts are still funny
Post by: Brian on September 07, 2011, 10:25:04 pm
you are aware that we all can see your name when you post here right? So...when your first 10 posts are ALL just crappy 2 line troll attempts we will all just ignore you from forever on... if you were trying to troll people you officially fucked up your chances doing this... There is an art to being a good troll, you might want to practice a wee bit before you go for it in the big leagues...
Title: Re: Yep, farts are still funny
Post by: Jenne on September 07, 2011, 10:30:30 pm
you are aware that we all can see your name when you post here right? So...when your first 10 posts are ALL just crappy 2 line troll attempts we will all just ignore you from forever on... if you were trying to troll people you officially fucked up your chances doing this... There is an art to being a good troll, you might want to practice a wee bit before you go for it in the big leagues...
We don't ignore you yet.


That being said, you need to lrn2troll.  Put some thought into it.  Just using the "largest" font, does not give you cred. 
Title: Re: Yep, farts are still funny
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 07, 2011, 10:32:34 pm
This kid is such a stupid bitch. Jesus fucking hell. I know RIA has fewer limits than other alliances, but there comes a point when we should chuck his stupid ass out already. The fact he's there after 10 fucking posts is the worst part of it.
Title: Re: Yep, farts are still funny
Post by: Damon W. Panne on September 07, 2011, 11:24:30 pm
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This kid is such a stupid bitch. Jesus fucking hell. I know RIA has fewer limits than other alliances, but there comes a point when we should chuck his stupid ass out already. The fact he's there after 10 fucking posts is the worst part of it.
shuttup u lonely fagg0t. dont get pissy just cause i blow your mom. and just cause u used little bad words doesnt make u a fucking g.  :smug:
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you are aware that we all can see your name when you post here right? So...when your first 10 posts are ALL just crappy 2 line troll attempts we will all just ignore you from forever on... if you were trying to troll people you officially fucked up your chances doing this... There is an art to being a good troll, you might want to practice a wee bit before you go for it in the big leagues...
tl;dr
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We don't ignore you yet.
you can't ignore me. i am too sexy.  :rolleyes:

Title: Re: Yep, farts are still funny
Post by: Brian on September 07, 2011, 11:48:33 pm
shuttup u lonely fagg0t. dont get pissy just cause i blow your mom. and just cause u used little bad words doesnt make u a fucking g.  :smug:

congrats on admitting to sucking dick just then... it takes a real man to admit gobbles cock for fun.
Title: Re: Yep, farts are still funny
Post by: Damon W. Panne on September 07, 2011, 11:55:03 pm
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It takes a real man to admit gobbles cock for fun.
I forgot your mom has a cock?  :horrified:
Title: Re: Yep, farts are still funny
Post by: Buck Turgidson on September 08, 2011, 06:56:43 am
Any red-blooded male who has met Brian's Mom would suck her cock.  There is no shame in it - she is hot.

You see Damon - this is good trolling.
Title: Re: Yep, farts are still funny
Post by: Damon W. Panne on September 08, 2011, 09:25:30 am
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You see Damon - this is good trolling.
:lies:
Title: Re: Yep, farts are still funny
Post by: Damon W. Panne on September 08, 2011, 09:30:15 am
i did lol though... :troll:
Title: Re: Yep, farts are still funny
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 08, 2011, 03:30:26 pm
Oh, look. Bland, overused flames that are so over used they have no meaning anymore.
Title: Re: Yep, farts are still funny
Post by: Snowbound Milk on September 08, 2011, 03:50:14 pm
So my childhood friend and next door neighbour's Mom has always been a good looking older woman, and when she and my friend's Dad split(though they're still married), she just seems to be getting more attractive, and I see her more often. Problem is, she's really religious. How do I get into her pants?
Title: Re: Yep, farts are still funny
Post by: Ogaden on September 08, 2011, 04:21:39 pm
So my childhood friend and next door neighbour's Mom has always been a good looking older woman, and when she and my friend's Dad split(though they're still married), she just seems to be getting more attractive, and I see her more often. Problem is, she's really religious. How do I get into her pants?

Obligatory Arrested Development joke about a piece of Veal
Title: Re: Yep, farts are still funny
Post by: Damon W. Panne on September 08, 2011, 05:44:28 pm
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they have no meaning anymore.
hey, neither do you. 
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So my childhood friend and next door neighbour's Mom has always been a good looking older woman, and when she and my friend's Dad split(though they're still married), she just seems to be getting more attractive, and I see her more often. Problem is, she's really religious. How do I get into her pants?
hold her down.  :boobs:
Title: Re: Yep, farts are still funny
Post by: Jenne on September 08, 2011, 07:30:50 pm
So my childhood friend and next door neighbour's Mom has always been a good looking older woman, and when she and my friend's Dad split(though they're still married), she just seems to be getting more attractive, and I see her more often. Problem is, she's really religious. How do I get into her pants?
Offer to help with her garden.  Skank milfs seem to go for the gardener.
Title: Re: Yep, farts are still funny
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 08, 2011, 08:33:52 pm
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they have no meaning anymore.
hey, neither do you. 
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So my childhood friend and next door neighbour's Mom has always been a good looking older woman, and when she and my friend's Dad split(though they're still married), she just seems to be getting more attractive, and I see her more often. Problem is, she's really religious. How do I get into her pants?
hold her down.  :boobs:
Very original. Couldn't have seen that coming from a mile away. Come on, tell me that's not the best you can do.
Title: Re: Yep, farts are still funny
Post by: Snowbound Milk on September 08, 2011, 09:39:38 pm
Offer to help with her garden.  Skank milfs seem to go for the gardener.
She really likes her garden. hmm. Next growing season.
Title: Re: Yep, farts are still funny
Post by: Damon W. Panne on September 08, 2011, 11:00:14 pm
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Very original.
and you know it  :spot:
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Come on, tell me that's not the best you can do.
It's all I need to do. I don't waste my skill on fag blasts like you.  :fap:
Title: Re: Yep, farts are still funny
Post by: Leo on September 08, 2011, 11:01:14 pm
Dammit, C-zom, get out of here.
Title: Re: Yep, farts are still funny
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 08, 2011, 11:22:19 pm
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Very original.
and you know it  :spot:
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Come on, tell me that's not the best you can do.
It's all I need to do. I don't waste my skill on fag blasts like you.  :fap:
So you say. Unless you prove otherwise your a talentless punk who's using crap that he heard children using in the yards of the school he shouldn't be in 100 Feet of.
Title: Re: Yep, farts are still funny
Post by: Snowbound Milk on September 09, 2011, 12:38:28 am
I find school playgrounds serene, so I sit there and watch the children play on my days off.
Title: Re: Yep, farts are still funny
Post by: Buck Turgidson on September 09, 2011, 02:20:25 am
So my childhood friend and next door neighbour's Mom has always been a good looking older woman, and when she and my friend's Dad split(though they're still married), she just seems to be getting more attractive, and I see her more often. Problem is, she's really religious. How do I get into her pants?

When she is not home, break in to her house and make a bee-line for her closet.
Title: Re: Yep, farts are still funny
Post by: Buck Turgidson on September 09, 2011, 02:22:49 am
I find school playgrounds serene, so I sit there and watch the children play on my days off.

I do the same thing, and speculate on how many of them are mine.
Title: Re: Yep, farts are still funny
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 09, 2011, 02:55:38 am
I find school playgrounds serene, so I sit there and watch the children play on my days off.

I do the same thing, and speculate on how many of them are mine.
1 is. The rest are Leo's
Title: Re: Yep, farts are still funny
Post by: Buck Turgidson on September 09, 2011, 06:19:37 am
Leo's are easy to pick out.  They have bad teeth and odd musical talents.
Title: Re: Yep, farts are still funny
Post by: Damon W. Panne on September 09, 2011, 09:33:05 am
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So you say. Unless you prove otherwise your a talentless punk who's using crap that he heard children using in the yards of the school he shouldn't be in 100 Feet of.
lol, u mad bro? Fuck off before you start to cry.  :slapfight:
Title: Re: Yep, farts are still funny
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 09, 2011, 02:34:44 pm
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So you say. Unless you prove otherwise your a talentless punk who's using crap that he heard children using in the yards of the school he shouldn't be in 100 Feet of.
lol, u mad bro? Fuck off before you start to cry.  :slapfight:
Umad is a terrible forced meme, used by kids who have no creativity to create insults for themselves. Also, used by people who are indeed, mad themselves.

Leo's are easy to pick out.  They have bad teeth and odd musical talents.

Yeah. They all play Skin Flute.
Title: Re: Yep, farts are still funny
Post by: Jenne on September 09, 2011, 05:37:13 pm
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So you say. Unless you prove otherwise your a talentless punk who's using crap that he heard children using in the yards of the school he shouldn't be in 100 Feet of.
lol, u mad bro? Fuck off before you start to cry.  :slapfight:

That's racist

People Think "You Mad Bro?" Is racist (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rm30cepvMQA#ws)
Title: Re: Yep, farts are still funny
Post by: Damon W. Panne on September 09, 2011, 05:47:15 pm
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Umad is a terrible forced meme, used by kids who have no creativity to create insults for themselves. Also, used by people who are indeed, mad themselves.
i feel horrible i'm making a 12 year old rage on his computer this bad... he's probably on the keyboard crying right now.
(http://i1098.photobucket.com/albums/g365/DaManWitDaPan/3997_ddd.jpg)
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That's racist
like  :awesome:
Title: Re: Yep, farts are still funny
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 09, 2011, 06:18:47 pm
You need to be 13 years of age to play CN. I'm 18. Quite honestly, the only thing you are hurting is my faith in humanity. Seriously, is this best you've got? You aren't even trying.
Title: Re: Yep, farts are still funny
Post by: Damon W. Panne on September 10, 2011, 02:47:51 am
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The only thing you are hurting is my faith in humanity. Seriously, is this best you've got? You aren't even trying.
u r taking my trolling quite emotionally i see.  :troll:
Title: Re: Yep, farts are still funny
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 10, 2011, 03:06:36 am
What your doing is to trolling what fapping with a blow up doll is to sex.
Title: Re: Yep, farts are still funny
Post by: Gangs on September 10, 2011, 06:10:21 am
I just farted, i win.
Title: Re: Yep, farts are still funny
Post by: Damon W. Panne on September 10, 2011, 02:30:45 pm
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what fapping with a blow up doll is to sex.
you sure know how to relate to this.   :horrified:
Title: Re: Yep, farts are still funny
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 10, 2011, 04:51:07 pm
That's because Blow up dolls are always in the mood, and never ask you to take out the trash, go shopping with them, or bitch about your friends.
Title: Re: Yep, farts are still funny
Post by: Damon W. Panne on September 10, 2011, 10:39:01 pm
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That's because Blow up dolls are always in the mood, and never ask you to take out the trash, go shopping with them, or bitch about your friends.
ouch...  :facepalm: