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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Crazyman93 on September 09, 2011, 06:56:41 pm

Title: I am ten times the man Leo is.
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 09, 2011, 06:56:41 pm: Included is an artists rendering of my dong.

(http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w63/mcp1mcp1/Washington%20DC/WashingtonMonument.jpg)

And Leo's

(http://www.piercearnold.co.uk/web_photos/twig_bunch.jpg)

As you can see, I'm much more manly than Leo. :awesome:
Title: Re: I am ten times the man Leo is.
Post by: Leo on September 09, 2011, 10:07:49 pm: *facepalm*

You obviously have not seen the picture of me fucking Agent Lemon.
Title: Re: I am ten times the man Leo is.
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 10, 2011, 02:03:17 am: All I know is, I have a huge member. And you don't.
Look at this way, your dong is accepted and appreciated in Ancient Greek society.
Title: Re: I am ten times the man Leo is.
Post by: Leo on September 10, 2011, 05:07:24 pm: *facepalm*

Sorry crazy, but you are no tase.
Title: Re: I am ten times the man Leo is.
Post by: Electric Mango on September 10, 2011, 05:22:36 pm: There's only one way to find out for sure and that's to ask Gangs which of the two gave him the most anal bleeding. I'm putting my money where my mouth was and saying Leo. :)
Title: Re: I am ten times the man Leo is.
Post by: Thunder Strike on September 10, 2011, 07:35:00 pm: Wow, that is a massive coin.
Title: Re: I am ten times the man Leo is.
Post by: Snowbound Milk on September 10, 2011, 08:18:45 pm: Quote from: Thunder Strike on September 10, 2011, 07:35:00 pm
Wow, that is a massive coin.
Badum Tss!
Title: Re: I am ten times the man Leo is.
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 10, 2011, 11:33:19 pm: Leo, I didn't drink Dick Juice like you, so....
Title: Re: I am ten times the man Leo is.
Post by: Leo on September 10, 2011, 11:38:18 pm: You also didn't drink scorpion juice. Wanna know why? It's because you're a pussy who's afraid to try new things because you're afraid of what others might think.

Plus, I'll gladly admit that the dick liquor tasted better than the scorpion liquor. You may have the bigger penis(citation needed), but you clearly lack a set of balls, crazy.
Title: Re: I am ten times the man Leo is.
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 11, 2011, 02:12:23 pm: Quote from: Leo on September 10, 2011, 11:38:18 pm
You also didn't drink scorpion juice. Wanna know why? It's because you're a pussy who's afraid to try new things because you're afraid of what others might think.

Plus, I'll gladly admit that the dick liquor tasted better than the scorpion liquor. You may have the bigger penis(citation needed), but you clearly lack a set of balls, crazy.
Actually, I'm not going to china any time soon because America's problems are enough for me, and I'm not 21.
And besides, I had to get the size of my balls reduced so it was easier to buy pants. Everyone knows you have implants.
Title: Re: I am ten times the man Leo is.
Post by: Leo on September 11, 2011, 02:40:11 pm: I'm not 21, either.

Also, reducing your ball size just so that you can fit into skinny pants is not something to be proud of.
Title: Re: I am ten times the man Leo is.
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 11, 2011, 03:03:23 pm: Who was talking about Skinny pants. I meant regular Casual fit pants.
Title: Re: I am ten times the man Leo is.
Post by: Leo on September 11, 2011, 03:07:54 pm: Lipo would've been more of a help for your situation.

And let's not bring up my breast implants again. I am already on record as stating that it was a terrible idea from the start.
Title: Re: I am ten times the man Leo is.
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 11, 2011, 03:13:47 pm: Didn't need to lose weight. Balls didn't fit in my pants. A problem you know nothing about.
Title: Re: I am ten times the man Leo is.
Post by: Leo on September 11, 2011, 03:15:40 pm: You're serious, aren't you? You really did mistake your fat rolls for your balls?
Title: Re: I am ten times the man Leo is.
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 11, 2011, 03:18:50 pm: I AM A STUD!
Title: Re: I am ten times the man Leo is.
Post by: Leo on September 11, 2011, 03:21:53 pm: lol
Title: Re: I am ten times the man Leo is.
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 11, 2011, 07:00:12 pm: You're just jealous that I don't need roophies to get laid.
Title: Re: I am ten times the man Leo is.
Post by: Electric Mango on September 11, 2011, 07:21:22 pm: So much fake testasterone, so much facepalm.

OK for the record, I'm Team Leo.
Title: Re: I am ten times the man Leo is.
Post by: Leo on September 11, 2011, 08:25:59 pm: Quote from: Crazyman93 on September 11, 2011, 07:00:12 pm
You're just jealous that I don't need roophies to get laid.
Neither do I. I just don't get laid.
Title: Re: I am ten times the man Leo is.
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 12, 2011, 01:40:30 am: So it's true! Leo is a Virgin!
Title: Re: I am ten times the man Leo is.
Post by: Leo on September 12, 2011, 10:32:53 am: At least I am no Moth...like somebody around here...

you know who I'm talking about.
Title: Re: I am ten times the man Leo is.
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 12, 2011, 01:40:41 pm: Moth is still more amazing than you Leo
Title: Re: I am ten times the man Leo is.
Post by: Leo on September 12, 2011, 03:53:36 pm: *notices epeen lengths*

:gentlesmug:
Title: Re: I am ten times the man Leo is.
Post by: Snowbound Milk on September 12, 2011, 05:32:32 pm: Man, 3 inches won't get you much, just saying.
Title: Re: I am ten times the man Leo is.
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 13, 2011, 09:58:53 pm: That's my e-peen. I lie about it to make you all feel more secure with yourselves.
Title: Re: I am ten times the man Leo is.
Post by: Buck Turgidson on September 14, 2011, 02:47:44 pm: Umm. I don't want to bring up the obvious in this witty exchange, but Crazy, where do you buy your pants?

I am attaching a picture of my lady-pleaser, and could use some advice.
Title: Re: I am ten times the man Leo is.
Post by: Snowbound Milk on September 14, 2011, 04:07:23 pm: Just use a plane.

...too soon?
Title: Re: I am ten times the man Leo is.
Post by: Buck Turgidson on September 15, 2011, 02:59:58 am: I don't get it.

Sex, I mean.

Your joke is funny, and no, not too soon.
Title: Re: I am ten times the man Leo is.
Post by: Snowbound Milk on September 15, 2011, 11:12:10 pm: Give it another ten and we might stop never forgetting.
Title: Re: I am ten times the man Leo is.
Post by: Buck Turgidson on September 21, 2011, 12:06:38 pm: Naw - by then we will use 911 as an expression. You know like Shanghaied, Pearl Harboured...etc.

"That chick just 9/11ed my dick but it was totally worth it at the time."