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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Kenneth Kenstar on October 19, 2011, 12:53:17 pm

Title: ATTN: RI
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on October 19, 2011, 12:53:17 pm

what if one day you woke up and your nipples were completely gone
like no scars or anything, just flat skin
and then once you leave your room you find out your dad died last night
and then several days later, you find out that for your entire life your dad had been sneaking into your room while you slept
and sucking on your chest to make to gigantic hickeys where your nipples should be
because you were born without them
not for any sexual reason, just so you would fit in

god bless you dad

Title: Re: ATTN: RI
Post by: Leo on October 19, 2011, 02:04:53 pm

Huh, wha?

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Post by: Bluestrike on October 19, 2011, 02:05:22 pm

Wat.

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Post by: Mia on October 19, 2011, 02:10:55 pm

I endorse this post just because you confused Leo and that is sheer quality there.

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Post by: Pterrydactyl on October 19, 2011, 02:29:03 pm

Goodnight sweet prince.

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Post by: rlrcstrnthusiast on October 19, 2011, 05:25:43 pm

That's rad.

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Post by: Ogaden on October 19, 2011, 05:30:27 pm

Now that's how you show you care

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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on October 19, 2011, 08:00:45 pm

I would be creeped the fuck out.

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Post by: Bluestrike on October 19, 2011, 08:05:50 pm

Father-with-Benefits

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Post by: Brian on October 19, 2011, 09:00:53 pm

holy shit, this explains so much of my life... you have no idea. *MIND=BLOWN*

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Post by: Snowbound Milk on October 20, 2011, 01:31:24 am

Hyperonic: Delivering quality posts since 2007

Title: Re: ATTN: RI
Post by: Thunder Strike on October 20, 2011, 04:51:26 am

Kenny has a nipple on his penis.