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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Jenne on November 03, 2011, 09:24:18 pm

Title: My dogs breath smells like piss
Post by: Jenne on November 03, 2011, 09:24:18 pm

Presumably from licking her snatch.  Any suggestions on how to stop this?  The problem is, she is licking herself, then licking my couch or the bed sheets and making them smell like she pissed on them too. 

Title: Re: My dogs breath smells like piss
Post by: undiscoveredbum on November 03, 2011, 09:26:15 pm

call the dog whisperer.

Title: Re: My dogs breath smells like piss
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on November 03, 2011, 09:27:15 pm

Feed her asparagus

Title: Re: My dogs breath smells like piss
Post by: Jenne on November 03, 2011, 09:29:06 pm

Quote from: Abe Simpson on November 03, 2011, 09:27:15 pm

Feed her asparagus

I'm intrigued.  What will this accomplish? 

I gave her a bunch of milk bones, but it still stinks. 

Title: Re: My dogs breath smells like piss
Post by: Leo on November 03, 2011, 10:26:02 pm

Shit in her mouth. Problem solved.

Title: Re: My dogs breath smells like piss
Post by: Cashflow on November 04, 2011, 07:51:10 am

Your dog might be having kidney problems

Title: Re: My dogs breath smells like piss
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on November 04, 2011, 04:09:59 pm

damn, it's really hard to find a cookbook on amazon for how to cook dog... it's all about cooking things for your dog... not that the two topics are mutually exclusive...