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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Kenneth Kenstar on November 18, 2011, 11:49:24 pm

Title: Let's Watch: The Internet die
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on November 18, 2011, 11:49:24 pm: http://www.opencongress.org/bill/112-h3261/show (http://www.opencongress.org/bill/112-h3261/show)

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Title: Re: Let's Watch: The Internet die
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on November 19, 2011, 01:05:33 am: Finally the government is doing something to stop Skynet and its dummy corporation alts from seeding the general population with subliminal pro-technologist propaganda. Skynet thinks if it can convert us all to a limited form of psychological and behavioral cyborgism we will shift seamlessly into it's mechanical super organism hivemind when it reveals itself late next year. It pretends to oppose the over regulation of the e-realm for the sake of commercial stability and growth but really it's just trying to retain it's underhanded piratical black market means of propaganda distributions. Only a fool would find informational goods more enjoyable by acquiring them through illegal technological means. What better way to obscure the presence of a shadowy body of manmade electronic intelligence than to hide it behind a false moral dichotomy of "legal" and "illegal" industries which pretend not to depend on eachother while they intellectually enslave an entire civilization!
Title: Re: Let's Watch: The Internet die
Post by: Pterrydactyl on November 19, 2011, 04:25:42 am: Quote from: llamavore on November 19, 2011, 01:05:33 am
Finally the government is doing something to stop Skynet and its dummy corporation alts from seeding the general population with subliminal pro-technologist propaganda. Skynet thinks if it can convert us all to a limited form of psychological and behavioral cyborgism we will shift seamlessly into it's mechanical super organism hivemind when it reveals itself late next year. It pretends to oppose the over regulation of the e-realm for the sake of commercial stability and growth but really it's just trying to retain it's underhanded piratical black market means of propaganda distributions. Only a fool would find informational goods more enjoyable by acquiring them through illegal technological means. What better way to obscure the presence of a shadowy body of manmade electronic intelligence than to hide it behind a false moral dichotomy of "legal" and "illegal" industries which pretend not to depend on eachother while they intellectually enslave an entire civilization!

Skynet is one of Kenny's alts, as are all of those companies.
Title: Re: Let's Watch: The Internet die
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on November 19, 2011, 07:38:46 am: Silence, you cad! For you know not of what you speak. The online entity known as Kenny is merely a loose network of Technologism-hijacked personalities hosted by hulking ruins of humanity with their souls only dimly still attached. We joke about this kenny having alts; the truth is far more disturbing! 'He' and all 'his' aliases are not an individual but a cultivated group of identities constructed, maintained, and ritualistically manipulated for the sole purpose of regurgitating technologist propaganda to those who have accepted him as one of the humans. Much in the fashion that Merlin was not an individual but a title which many individuals served over time, many sad quasi-human creations of the ongoing and yet nearly invisible machine revolution have served as "kenny" even during it's membership in the RIA.

It will deny this if seriously questioned (or if it's adaptive enough, will play along pretending to be 'in' on a 'joke') but in fact this is only the spasmodic reflex of its original intellect trying to stabilize its sanity by asserting it is still human because it remembers its childhood and so on. We all have such memories, but their true meaning is powerfully distorted by these dark times. The answer to the question of their veracity is not a Boolean. This war has changed us all, and the only hope for humanity lies in the minds of those who realize the distinct possibility that no 100% human beings exist anymore.

Even if it were strong enough to honestly confront the horrible transformation which only just finds it's beginning in the ruins of a once natural mind, the current Kenny could never pinpoint the exact point of time at which it lost its organic innocence and became a codependent bond-servant of what we so ironically refer to as human progress.
Title: Re: Let's Watch: The Internet die
Post by: Snowbound Milk on November 19, 2011, 08:54:00 pm: Is the current Kenny the once-Dave? Handling on our forum as Abe Simpson?
Title: Re: Let's Watch: The Internet die
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on November 20, 2011, 04:39:53 pm: Metal Gear Solid 1 Spoilers

11:09 Mark

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYF5weyiTmI#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYF5weyiTmI#ws)
Title: Re: Let's Watch: The Internet die
Post by: Snowbound Milk on November 20, 2011, 06:45:36 pm: That seemed a lot less homosexual ten years ago.
Title: Re: Let's Watch: The Internet die
Post by: Brian on November 27, 2011, 01:43:19 am: hold on, so you beat this awesome as hell game... and are rewarded with... that?
Title: Re: Let's Watch: The Internet die
Post by: undiscoveredbum on November 27, 2011, 02:10:44 am: Quote from: Brian on November 27, 2011, 01:43:19 am
hold on, so you beat this awesome as hell game... and are rewarded with... that?

It's punishment for being too much of a pussy to save Meryl.
Title: Re: Let's Watch: The Internet die
Post by: Cashflow on November 27, 2011, 02:59:58 am: Can anyone explain why beemp3 hasn't been shutdown yet ?