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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Mr_Cynic on December 03, 2011, 09:44:37 am

Title: God I love college
Post by: Mr_Cynic on December 03, 2011, 09:44:37 am
Started off drinking and watching Pulp Fiction with some friends.  By the end of the night, it looked like this:
(http://www.naturenorth.com/spring/creature/garter/Mating_Ball.jpg)

Girl to guy ratio was actually even too.  At least, after one guy got shut down and literally curled up under a bed in the fetal position and pretended to fall asleep.
Title: Re: God I love college
Post by: Leo on December 03, 2011, 02:20:01 pm
My thoughts exactly. Went to a party with some friends, got drunk, apparently left just as the cops were arriving. Didn't get any action, but it was still a good night in my book.
Title: Re: God I love college
Post by: Mr_Cynic on December 03, 2011, 03:25:23 pm
Now I'm studying for an organic chemistry exam.  I've had an hour and a half's sleep max, I'm running purely on caffeine and nicotine, but I'm being productive and I don't know how.
Title: Re: God I love college
Post by: Leo on December 03, 2011, 03:40:56 pm
Yeah, I'm watching the games and waiting on some food to get here. I need to write a paper and get my stuff set to meet my group tomorrow, though.
Title: Re: God I love college
Post by: Arsenal 10 on December 03, 2011, 04:47:37 pm
Heh, it's the uni break over here.
Title: Re: God I love college
Post by: Mr_Cynic on December 03, 2011, 05:44:50 pm
Leo, where do you go to school?  And Arsenal, they're lucky fuckers.  In the two weeks before finals I had/still have four exams.  One last week, three this week.  Then four final exams and a final paper.  Plus three biology lab reports and an organic chemistry lab.
Title: Re: God I love college
Post by: Leo on December 03, 2011, 09:05:16 pm
I'm at Bama, how bout you, Mr. C? I have a presentation on Wednesday, a paper due Monday, 3 finals, and a final paper that I still have to get done before I can leave the country.
Title: Re: God I love college
Post by: Mr_Cynic on December 03, 2011, 09:34:22 pm
I go to Washington University in St. Louis.  It is, as this topic indicates, good times, if the work load is kinda insane at times.  But then, the workload is insane for any pre-med sophomore anywhere.
Title: Re: God I love college
Post by: Gangs on December 04, 2011, 12:47:39 am
Coll rocked sooo hard for me...
Title: Re: God I love college
Post by: Leo on December 04, 2011, 01:29:39 am
Pre-med? Pfft, weak.
Title: Re: God I love college
Post by: Mr_Cynic on December 04, 2011, 05:09:00 pm
Yeah I know right?  I might end up saying screw med school and just go into pure academic chemistry though.  What about you?
Title: Re: God I love college
Post by: Leo on December 04, 2011, 05:52:27 pm
Operations Management, falls under the business school in case you're wondering. Hoping to get a job where I'll be able to travel a lot.
Title: Re: God I love college
Post by: Mr_Cynic on December 04, 2011, 09:11:01 pm
You know you're in the RIA when a topic about something amounting nearly to an orgy devolves to anything with the phrase "Operations Management."
Title: Re: God I love college
Post by: Leo on December 04, 2011, 09:36:37 pm
But we were talking about college so it makes sense. Also, tonight after church, a ton of us stayed and were talking about our party on Friday and how crazy it was. Yep, I got awesome church friends.
Title: Re: God I love college
Post by: Cashflow on December 04, 2011, 10:37:52 pm
Leo???
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_nN4mIO7crlM/TQ6asasWfqI/AAAAAAAAAls/6uJYqyfvol0/s1600/PULPCS.jpg)
Title: Re: God I love college
Post by: Leo on December 04, 2011, 10:56:24 pm
Catholic, but nice try Cashy.
Title: Re: God I love college
Post by: Buck Turgidson on December 06, 2011, 02:23:42 pm
Did your priest touch you?  Was his name Mia?
Title: Re: God I love college
Post by: Mr_Cynic on December 06, 2011, 05:12:54 pm
lol Catholicism

I stopped going to Mass second semester last year.  Hooray agnosticism!  Not agnosticism in the wishy-washy way, though.  No, that isn't a contradiction.  I believe it's impossible to find/understand God/a god/any deity by definition.
Title: Re: God I love college
Post by: Leo on December 06, 2011, 09:25:20 pm
Did your priest touch you?  Was his name Mia?
Mia can't be a priest, she's a woman, silly.
Title: Re: God I love college
Post by: Buck Turgidson on December 07, 2011, 08:40:40 am
Are you sure?  Have you ever rubbed uglies with him?
Title: Re: God I love college
Post by: Leo on December 07, 2011, 04:46:56 pm
No, but I've met a few in my day.
Title: Re: God I love college
Post by: Buck Turgidson on December 07, 2011, 05:03:26 pm
Well, I still think Mia is a dude.  And now I think he's a priest.
Title: Re: God I love college
Post by: Leo on December 07, 2011, 05:12:44 pm
My dreams are being shattered right now.
Title: Re: God I love college
Post by: Buck Turgidson on December 08, 2011, 02:36:19 am
Well it's not all that bad.  She might be a hot dude.
Title: Re: God I love college
Post by: Leo on December 08, 2011, 11:45:11 am
I'm actually not sure if that's better or worse.
Title: Re: God I love college
Post by: Buck Turgidson on December 08, 2011, 02:05:53 pm
How about if he's got a great set of tits?
Title: Re: God I love college
Post by: Leo on December 08, 2011, 10:17:17 pm
Then I'm just creeped out.
Title: Re: God I love college
Post by: Buck Turgidson on December 09, 2011, 02:44:48 am
Speaking of priests, why is it called missionary position?  As a catholic, I think this should mean being caught with your finger in a 10 year old's ass.  Yeah I am starting to creep myself out too.